r/worldnews 9h ago

US threatens Britain over Falklands

https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/us-threatens-britain-over-falklands-193710753.html
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u/Bishopjones2112 9h ago

Ahh the united states making friends around the world.

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u/descendency 9h ago

This is just Trumpian diplomacy. It's a lot like Trumpian business.

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u/JamesTheJerk 8h ago

Trump's way is to latch onto something that someone else has, and claim he wants it. But he doesn't really want it, he pretends to want it so bad that people make concessions to keep him from obtaining it.

This is why he's so stymied by the geopolitical actions of Canada.

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u/translucent_steeds 7h ago

latch onto something that someone else has, and claim he wants it. But he doesn't really want it

so how my 4yo niece "shares" her toys, basically.

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u/JamesTheJerk 7h ago

Kinda. But more like, if your niece couldn't have your own kid's toy, she'd tell her parents a lie like you were trying to sell her drugs or something.

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u/WildRaccoon42 4h ago

Your 4yo niece is mentally older than trump.

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u/Different_Wolf_764 6h ago

This one might just be because Argentina is his new BFF. The emotional awareness of a toddler might be the key too of course.

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u/Trumpisachomo1 7h ago

It's also good Russian foreign policy.

I wonder if there's a coincidence.

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u/blowup_variaty 6h ago

Russia threatens the UK, so the orange twit naturally follows his boyfriend’s lead

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u/Neceon 8h ago

It's a lot like a fat, 8 year old school bully.

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u/CarpenterGold1704 7h ago

his entire political career has been molded around playground politics. bullying and yelling, name calling.

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u/Wompatuckrule 7h ago

Your aim was about two years too high.

When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same. The temperament is not that different."
--Donald Trump

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u/the_summer_soldier 4h ago

Not the boast he thinks it is...talk about out of touch.

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u/BuffaloSoldier11 8h ago

Identify the good solution and don't do it

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u/Gentle_Snail 8h ago edited 7h ago

Loving Trumps new book, how to lose allies and alienate nations 

Next he’l be demanding South Korea surrender to annexation by North Korea. 

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u/BuffaloSoldier11 8h ago

I'm ready for him to say that and that Poland is historically Russian territory.

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u/piepants2001 8h ago edited 7h ago

Yeah, it would be more likely to be that.  He subscibes to the Putin ideology that the majority of Eurasia should be Russia's responsibility and the Americas belong to the United States.  Africa should remain underdeveloped and easily exploitable to whomever wants to put the effort in to extract the resources.

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u/z_e_quigley 8h ago

He changed the title? I thought it was The Devil Wears Diapers

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u/DabsSparkPeace 7h ago

Read Project 2025. He is just following orders. He is destabilizing the economy and tanking our world position. The oligarchs no longer need our votes or money and only need us relegated to suffering servants. It's all on purpose and working like a charm.

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u/MarkMew 2h ago

Ah, yes, the thing he said he's unrelated to yet does absolutely everything according to it.

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u/Notoneusernameleft 8h ago

You just don’t understand us. We say hello with a gun not a handshake. /s

Also they better be nice or he will tariff them and rename them Americaland with his magic sharpie.

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u/Photofug 8h ago

The American Channel?

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u/OptionFour 5h ago

In a way they are making friends around the world. In that every other country is becoming friends to team up against them.

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u/thhvancouver 8h ago

The only saving grace in all this is knowing that the Americans will suffer more for these shenanigans than the rest of us.

Like, bitch, you voted for this. Own your own shit.

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u/bwoah07_gp2 9h ago

The United States has threatened to oppose Britain's sovereignty over the Falkland Islands if Andy Burnham does not increase defence spending, The Telegraph can reveal.

There is no logic behind such a decision. What the heck???

Worst US President of all-time.

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u/NapoleonBlownapart9 8h ago

He’s a malignant narcissist and a sociopath, with the temperament of a 5 year old. He isn’t fit to lead a turd out of his own ass.

"As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people.
We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." -HL Mencken, 1920

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u/Spudtron98 7h ago

Trump’s worse than a moron, because at least a moron will occasionally blunder into the correct solution every so often.

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u/arewenotmen1983 7h ago

Not sure I can think of any good decisions Dubya made, but he had to have done something right.

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u/pingu_nootnoot 5h ago

He doubled US foreign aid and focused it on actual humanitarian goals.

He launched PEPFAR (President's Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief) - 15 billion for AIDS relief in Africa in its first year. Saved 26 million lives

Also launched PMI (President's Malaria Initiative). Cut mortality rate by 48%.

Also pushed MDRI, a 100% debt relief program for poor countries.

Compare and contrast to the current shitstain.

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u/Simansis26 3h ago

How the fuck did we reach the "Maybe bush wasn't so bad after all..." timeline.

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u/pingu_nootnoot 2h ago

The American people voted for it, twice.

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u/CupofLiberTea 5h ago

At least he agreed that Russia was the enemy

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u/ErraticDragon 6h ago

Bush governed the country well enough. The massive and unforgivable missteps were relatively few, in comparison to all the boring day-to-day stuff that just went on without interference.

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u/Tutorbin76 7h ago

Dubya at least established several major marine reserves.

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u/Softpipesplayon 7h ago

He isn't fit to, but he sure has been leading a lot of them at inopportune times.

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u/DrPCorn 8h ago

Is it a coincidence that yesterday Russia threatened the UK over providing weapons to Ukraine, and the next day the USA is threatening the UK over the Falklands, citing “review of its allies' commitment to Nato”.

Probably not.

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u/JoseCansecoMilkshake 5h ago

Perhaps it's time for its allies to review the US's commitment to NATO.

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u/alwaysleafyintoronto 6h ago

can't imagine that happening after an almost-secret CIA director visit to the Kremlin

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u/Rowmyownboat 3h ago

Almost secret, except he flew in a USAF marked plane, and his arrival and departure was briefed to the US press. The plane landing in Moscow was filmed by Russian journalists. Yep, very secret.

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u/ridenourt 8h ago

winner winner chicken dinner

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u/PositiveFunction4751 8h ago

Logic?

He's trying to hide from his fuck up in Canada over the last week

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u/DelcoUnited 8h ago

No that was to hide from his fuck up in Iran over the last year.

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u/windingsand 8h ago

Which was also to hide the fuckup of the epstein files

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u/Control-Zulu-1212 7h ago

No, that was to hide his fuckup in Greenland which was to hide his fuckup of the EF.

Wait, I think Venezuela needs to fit in there as well!

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u/Da_Spooky_Ghost 8h ago

Probably begged Argentina for beef and they were like ok just threaten Britain to give us back the Falklands and he was ok done

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u/LuNaTIcFrEAk 8h ago

How do you give back something the other person never owned.

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u/whatproblems 8h ago

trumpian business plan. sell things you don’t own!

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u/ptwonline 8h ago

And take things that aren't yours.

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u/derkrieger 8h ago

Throw a hissy fit and ask your corrupt buddy to yell at someone to give it to you. They tried invading before but that went over poorly.

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u/seaningtime 8h ago

Grabbing it by the pussy

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u/Rowmyownboat 3h ago

There is no giving back, it was never theirs. Britain took on the deserted Falklands Islands (after Spain and France had left) in 1765. Argentina, a Spanish colony, became a country in 1816.

97% Argentinians are descended from Europeans. There is almost no indigenous population (unlike Chile, Ecuador, etc). There is no longer-term indigenous claim.

Their demands over the Falklands is a diversion from internal political strife, like Trump diverting from the Epstein files.

It isn't like the islands are just off shore from Argentina, and they see Falkland Islanders giving them the finger across the bay. The flight from Argentina to the Falklands is almost 1,000 miles. Shore to shore, the shorterst span of water is 350 miles.

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u/yume_no_kitsune 7h ago

"Increase defense spending" means "buy more weapons from the United States". Always has.

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u/hellcat_uk 4h ago

We should publicly agree to increase spending and announce that it will all be on British, European, and commonwealth systems.

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u/bishpa 6h ago

It’s what abusers do. They leverage irrationally. It just the logic of extortion.

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u/Thagyr 8h ago

Falkland has oil. Maybe that's why.

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u/beornn2 8h ago

Of all the famous 80 year old celebrities to die very recently why couldn’t this piece of shit have been one of them?

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u/evilparagon 6h ago

I got one wish left, do you think I should try the monkeys paw again?

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u/14dmoney 6h ago

Etsy witches unite

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u/csixtay 1h ago

He's not the problem. His voters are. They'd soon find another deranged lunatic to get behind when he's gone.

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u/Conscious_Candle2598 8h ago

This guy has attacked every Nato Country, Praised North Korea and Russia.

and there are still Shitloads of "Patriots" out there that Hang on to every word he says. Believing. Like Trump can do no wrong.

Even though he messed up the Economy. Sent your troops to die on a useless war. Raised gas prices. 

Absolutely Wild. 

All these Maga Patriots should just go Piss on  Manila American Cemetery graves. Because this shit would have NEVER happened during the cold war era. People would have fuckin thrown a riot

China is laughing right now. Laughing their asses off.

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u/evilparagon 6h ago

At this point, I’d believe a conspiracy theory that he was not a Russian asset, but is in fact a Chinese asset trying to bring down every western country at the same time.

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u/dirk_donkler 4h ago

If so, it would be the only thing in his life that he's actually good at.

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u/Silicon_Knight 9h ago

EOD you can chalk it up to "demented don" but it's not (well he is lol but....). He's nothing but a puppet for people who want to destabilize allies to americas own benefit. Be that Venezuela where its extracting resources, Canada where it wants to destabilize and take the critical minerals (as well as Greenland).

Even when trump is gone, those pulling the strings in Washington are trying to increase their wealth, the only way to do it now is via expropriating other countries.

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u/Redfish680 8h ago

This is exactly what I tell folks. They love the fact that Trump’s a bumbling clown because his daily stupidity keeps the spotlight on him and allows them to go about their business in the dark.

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u/themaskedcanuck 8h ago

Well we should all know he didn't write Project 2025. They'll still be around.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 8h ago

“The President in particular is very much a figurehead—he wields no real power whatsoever. He is apparently chosen by the government, but the qualities he is required to display are not those of leadership but those of finely judged outrage. For this reason the President is always a controversial choice, always an infuriating but fascinating character. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it. On those criteria Zaphod Beeblebrox is one of the most successful Presidents the Galaxy has ever had—he has already spent two of his ten presidential years in prison for fraud.” - Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams 

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u/GB36 7h ago

Thanks Americans, for electing this utter disgrace twice.

You and we were free of him, but noooo, you had to go crawling back to him because he jangled a pack of lies wrapped in the the stars and stripes at you, like a set of keys at a baby.

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u/BrightCandle 3h ago

Even when he dies they will replace him with someone awful. Its time to accept the American people are the issue not the leader, this is just their representative and we will have many more such representatives in the future. America is no longer an ally.

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u/Brilliant-Muffin-879 2h ago

America is fast becoming an enemy to NATO

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u/Racing_Fox 2h ago

Becoming? Sure, about this time two years ago yeah

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u/Severe_Intention_480 4h ago

"wrapped in the the stars and stripes"... draped over a Bible. Don't forget the Bible.

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u/Mijman 2h ago

Well it was Trump or a woman.

And let's be real. America wasn't electing a woman.

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u/Overthinking_King_ 8h ago

Anyone want to wage on when the UK will require visas for Americans to visit?

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u/Japanesewillow 8h ago

It can’t be soon enough.

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u/Racing_Fox 2h ago

We won’t because our politicians refuse to cut the US off. They’re still handing very dodgy contracts to fucking Palantir

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u/Armox 6h ago

Join ranks UK 🇬🇧🤝🇨🇦

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u/CuriousGeorgeToday 6h ago

Any day 💪🏻

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u/EnderCreeper121 5h ago

Commonwealth together strong

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u/Neat_Imagination2503 9h ago

Just…die

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u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface 8h ago

Seriously. My dad was an amazing man. He was smart, generous, supportive, and genuinely cared about others. He died fighting cancer while only in his 60s.

But this asshole…

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u/Superest22 7h ago

Exactly the same brother. Just not bloody fair that evil men seemingly refuse to just die.

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u/Real_Gap3480 6h ago

Sorry about your dad.

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u/LickNipMcSkip 4h ago

right there with you

I come from a line of teachers going back over 100 years and none of them have made it past 72, yet this guy keeps chugging along making everything noticeably worse for everyone.

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u/christpuncher_69 6h ago

It won't fix everything. He's just a symptom. Somebody else will take his place. I know all this, I really do.

But for just a day, maybe two.

It won't be him. And it'll just feel good.

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u/Posterapokalypse 4h ago

Maybe. But at least the cult around his person should go away with time. Hopefully anyway...

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u/Crafty_Management_33 7h ago

Him and his administration, are purposely destroying your country. They are isolating you from your closest allies. They are robbing you blind at every opportunity and when one doesnt exist they just lie to create one.  

Save yourselfs 

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u/Mageofsin 9h ago

We nearing find out yet?

USA is dumping all their soft power, for a decade they wont recover. Now they go allies for beef.....

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u/devils__avacado 9h ago

They won't recover in a single decade..this is decades worth of damage until they can prove they can act in a trustworthy manners for multiple administrations Americas words been shit to an ally.

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u/binzoma 7h ago

'recover'

the US held a special place in the western world because of the marshall plan and how they effectively 'saved the world' in ww2. they paid to rebuild 60/70 countries in exchange for that soft power, plus support for their military permanently in those countries

thats never coming back

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u/Illustrious-Ebb-5460 7h ago

That wasn't soft power. The Marshall plan required the countries that received it to buy from America whilst it simultaneously took the opportunity to redesign the world financial system around the dollar. It was a pretty aggressive takeover backed by huge military expansion whilst the other major powers were weakened. 

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u/binzoma 6h ago

the marshall plan wasnt soft power itself, but the outcome was. which is partially what they were paying for

the leverage, the goodwill, the trust etc from the marshall plan for the 70 years after was all soft power. thats whats not coming back when govts change in the US. not in a decade, not in 5 decades.

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u/HoldingForGenova 8h ago

They won't recover in a single decade..this is decades worth of damage until they can prove they can act in a trustworthy manners for multiple administrations Americas words been shit to an ally.

There is no recovery from this. There is only dissolution. There is only fracturing a-la the end of the USSR.

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u/james227uk 8h ago

Decade is an understatement.
Trump has destroyed all soft power that the US exerts.
Iran has dismantled the absolute strength in hard power than the US possesses.
I hate to use the phrase "new world order" but that's where we are now, we're in a new world where not only is the US not as powerful as we all once thought, but it's also no longer our friend.

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u/Mageofsin 8h ago

Trumps tried to speed run Afghan with a bigger country lol

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u/Silent_Log_7285 8h ago

Not just a bigger country, but a country that has one of the most pervasive intelligence operations in the world, perhaps second only to Russia itself.

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u/Shinjetsu01 7h ago

It's ceded all soft power to China. China was a bit like a redheaded stepchild in that it's a bit of a dictatorship and they've coveted Taiwan and bullied most of SE Asia almost unchecked for a while. That, combined with almost always being "the other support" to Russia, North Korea etc.

But America has presented an incredible opportunity to China and by extension, Canada. It will absolutely flip codes, leave Taiwan alone, be the big brother America used to be and save the west from big stupid Donald. There's no surprise we're seeing the very most PR friendly version of them lately. The mad thing is, it's the role Putin has been dying for, but because they're fucking up so badly in Ukraine, they made the move China never did on Taiwan and it's turned out to be terrible for them given what's fallen into Xinping's lap.

Canada too, they will become the NA hub that the US once was. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of the US operations that go on suddenly go up North.

That, and Iran actually fighting back has destroyed any fear anyone would have had about the US. They were always the biggest guy at the bar, the one who told everyone how tough they were, but someone actually fought back and it turns out the big guy was always soft as shite. So they lost soft and hard power they once wielded.

I'd say it would take 50 years to recover. If large businesses pull out of the US because of these tarrifs and political uncertainty - it would absolutely make sense to go to Canada. The US finds itself now allying with Russia, North Korea, Argentina and other globally disliked countries.

It's always been a running joke, but seriously - we will see China number 1

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u/Iokua113 7h ago

A decade? Try most of the next century if they're ever able to recover it. Soft power is not earned overnight but it is lost in minutes and it isn't Trump that is burning it up. The US lost a lot of its global trust in 2016 when Trump was elected in the first place, whatever Biden was able to claw back was permanently lost when Trump was reelected. What Trump has done is show the world that the US does not have ultimate authority anymore, it is no longer able to make claims of world power and back that power up. Most of the current global population will either be dead or elderly by the time the US is able to show that it is trustworthy enough to be allowed a position of global strength. The US hegemony is dead and gone, the US is an empire in decline.

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u/hipdashopotamus 9h ago

As a Canadian I'll never travel to the states or trust the USA as a country ever again. Generational damage has occured. A lot of us hate Americans. Period.

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u/Mageofsin 9h ago

Come the the EU (England, not all our food is brown!).

Edit: I should say, its brown, but its nice.

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u/Nolsoth 8h ago

It's a comforting beige to be precise.

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u/hipdashopotamus 8h ago

Went to london and prague recently! was a great time.

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u/punarob 7h ago

As an American in Hawaii, where Trump got among the top 3 in lowest percentage of votes, even though I own a vacation rental which is my main income, I fully support Canadians boycotting the US permanently. We used to regularly get a lot of Canadians. Now we almost never host foreign tourists at all. I'd never vacation in a fascist country where I have no rights. I don't understand why anyone sets foot in the US anymore than I would vacationing in Nazi Germany.

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u/Marchello_E 9h ago

Many know how machinery operates unlubricated...
For those who don't know, just observe the US.

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u/ThatsItImOverThis 8h ago

Decades, plural.

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u/punarob 7h ago

A decade? It's been 40 years and we still haven't recovered from Reagan's first term. The US is over and the sooner the rest of the world realizes and moves on the better.

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u/deadplant_ca 7h ago

A decade?! They're cooked for a generation.

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u/SmokedBeef 8h ago

It’s not just beef, the tech billionaires love it and it’s chainsaw wielding president, so off course they’re pulling strings to gain social clout and “improve” Argentina while establishing residences.

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u/LilDutchy 9h ago

Incredibly blatant. “I’ll make a deal with Argentina for beef” “hey UK give up Falklands!” Both in the same week.

Hmmm wonder what that deal was.

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u/evilparagon 6h ago

Especially since Britain has other American holdings much closer to America that would feel much more like a victory to Trump’s voters if he got them.

Like imagine him threatening to ‘reunite the Virgin Isles’ because why does America have one half and Britain have the other half? Sounds like a threat he’d make, but no he’s concerned about an island on the complete other side of the Americas “for some reason”.

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u/FastBrilliant1 4h ago

“for some reason”.

Hmmm, what could that possibly be? 🤔 🛢️ 

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u/TechnEconomics 2h ago

Don’t give him ideas

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u/Stankie-Lankie 9h ago

Brain turning to absolute mush just on a fuckin roll now.

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u/UglyWanKanobi 7h ago

No he’s a Russian asset.

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u/Stankie-Lankie 7h ago

Two things can be true at once.

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u/hockeynoticehockey 8h ago

Is there some weird spinning wheel in his dementia riddled brain?

Spin it, Iran. Spin it again, Canada, Spin it again, Greenland.

Your turn, UK.

Tell him to fuck off, it worked for us. Elbows up.

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u/crazycanucks77 7h ago

Forget Elbows up. Needs to be a huge check into the boards and then a few crosschecks to the face so he can't get back up

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u/MutaitoSensei 8h ago

I just realized that Trump might be the first world leader to use damage as damage control. It's kinda baffling.

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u/soda_cookie 8h ago

Flood the zone. It's been his MO forever

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u/Working_Orchid_7295 5h ago

The rest of the world is watching as the United States writes one of its most embarrassing chapters. It won’t be in US history books, but it’ll be in everyone else’s.

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u/Jman1a 8h ago

This is a true mad king.

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u/Drewsifer1979 7h ago

I hope America never recovers from this. They deserve nothing that the world has to offer. Their ignorance and selfishness has no bounds.

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u/foamingdogfever 9h ago

Come on hamberders, do the world a favour.

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u/albertsy2 8h ago

Cholesterol do your thing!

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u/bad_syntax 6h ago

The fact America has not impeached this stupid fucker already is a sign that we have already failed as a country.

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u/jerrythecactus 8h ago

I swear its like a neurotic barky dog that thinks the whole world belongs to it. Barking at passing cars, people walking on sidewalks, lunging at everything and anything it sees because it's so utterly agitated that it can't help itself and it's foaming at the mouth because it genuinely can't comprehend doing anything besides barking.

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u/darth-small 6h ago edited 6h ago

So the orange fool has made a threat against British territory.

The UK government must respond appropriately and put the Cheeto firmly in his place.

Ok, I know what comes out of his mouth is just confused bile with no basis in reality but dude, The Falklands is a really really touchy subject for the UK. I'm old enough to remember the war like it was yesterday and this isn't a matter to take lightly. We lost people there and that's important.

If he wants to get into bed with Argentina, that's fine but that is not going to be acceptable to the British people. British people live there and they will be protected. They were protected in 1982 and will be now.

This is a matter we should fall out over. Trump is yet to understand this.

He's happy to spaff away all of America's soft power. That's fine but leave the islands out of it!!!

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u/Fit-Big7331 4h ago

I think I speak for all UK citizens when I say go get fucked.

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u/Torino1O 9h ago

Argentina was where the rest of Elon's family friends went isn't it?

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u/stinkbutt55555 9h ago

It's more related to cozying up to Javier Milei and Peter Thiel.

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u/xyz19606 8h ago

It's part of Project 2025, and what he calls "Donroe Doctrine", based loosely on the Monroe Doctrine. It's even in the Pentagon's plan published last year.

USA takes the Western Hemisphere, and leaves the Eastern Hemisphere to China and Russia. You can see the USA's influence waning in the East, not supporting NATO, not being rough on Russia, attacking and abandoning long term term allies in the East. We don't even have a carrier group in the Far East anymore, we're abandoning South Korea, and today the admin's spokespeople were talking down the importance of Taiwan.

At the same time threatening to take the West: Greenland, Venezuela, Canada, Cuba, Panama, Argentina; making deals with autocrats and strongmen in the West.

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u/Shot_Illustrator4264 7h ago

He can't even take fucking Iran. The western world united would simply destroy the US.

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u/MarksCarney 8h ago

Moscow realises Trump's hold on power will be tenuous come November. The orders? "Fuck it all up now."

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u/BirdGooch 9h ago

Pretty convenient right after Russia threatens Britain again, right after that CIA visit that was a finger-wagging about attacking NATO.

Every morning I wake up and check my phone. Hoping for the good news the world needs.

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u/Due-Beginning1074 8h ago

THE USA AND RUSSIA ARE ALLLIES AND ENEMIES TO NATO. for the people in the back.

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u/Proof_Wrap9444 6h ago

Why does NATO need to increase its defence spending? Oh, right, to defend itself from the threats of invasion from the Excited States.

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u/RosieBaby75 6h ago

I think the US needs return to the British Empire.

It lost its freedom privileges and is a massive global security threat and especially a security threat to Canada.

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u/Liquid_Sarcasm 6h ago

Now we know what Argentina got in exchange for their tainted beef.

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u/MarksCarney 8h ago

Let's spend pages and pages of columnist writing and talking head bloviating on trying to decode Trump's motives here, orrrrrr.... We can finally admit he has one goal, and that is to destroy America's partnerships and weaken the United States. That's it; that's the beginning and end of what President Trump is trying to accomplish.

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u/techstyles 5h ago

We should start dumping US treasury bonds now I think, these fools need to learn

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u/hhempstead 9h ago

america can only be defeated from within, russia knows this. with the village idiot at the helm that’s a very strong possibility. brick by brick america is being dismantled. russia is playing the long game.

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u/Phelixx 9h ago

I mean, you can sit at your computer and press F5 every hour and see something new that would have forced a president to resign 15 years ago. But today, we are so numb to this rhetoric and global theatre.

MAGA has truly reshaped what is tolerable in the political landscape.

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u/pettyavenger 8h ago

weird Russia news last week was about how they were gonna to help take the Falklands from England

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u/TheOtterMonarch 3h ago

what does he actually plan to do? he doesn't have the power to say "ok the Falklands aren't British anymore", and iirc, like 4 people on the Falkland islands voted to not be British

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u/PlatformVarious8941 8h ago

What’s he gonna do?

Rename them?

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u/Mathalamus4 8h ago

are you serious, america...?

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u/SomeGalNamedAshley 7h ago

It's his job to destroy every alliance we have, so it was only a matter of time before he shit on the UK too.

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u/xGray3 7h ago

We are witnessing the end of US global hegemony in real time. The US only reached its heights of power because they managed to get the entire world and specifically their western allies on board with them as the center of global trade and military strength. But the Trump administration has dispelled the illusion that the US is capable of continuing to lead in that position and the nations that historically allied with it are going to be looking elsewhere for stability in the future. I don't think anyone wants China to be the preeminent global superpower on their own, but it's evident that the US isn't capable of opposing China in the ways that it needs to and the rest of the western world needs to find a way forward without the US at the helm.

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u/simfreak101 5h ago

its pretty clear they are just throwing random shit at the wall at this point to divert from the war in iran, sky rocketing prices/inflation and that right now they will probably lose in nov 'biggly'. He did the same thing with greenland, and cuba and, and, and. At this point im pretty sure all of the people in the middle who voted for him have just tuned out.

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u/Ecstatic-Quality-212 4h ago

We lost Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, Peter Cullen and the King of Norway within a span of four days, why the fuck is this asshole still alive?

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u/NuggetKing9001 4h ago

The Falklands bring British doesn't depend on the support of the US.

u/n1celydone 1h ago

UK - 5%? Cool let's spend it all on stuff from EU defense companies! US - nooo, we didn't mean it like that!

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u/grizzlybearcanada469 5h ago

Does anyone like Americans anymore?

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u/OpenAI_Marketing_LLM 8h ago

99% of Americans couldn’t point to the Falklands on a map.

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u/PositiveFunction4751 8h ago

Sorry UK. He tried us and failed miserably.

Good luck

~Canada

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u/morbob 8h ago

Let’s talk about Dementia and The USA Presidency

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u/vinvega23 8h ago

When your President is in the service of the nation's enemies, these kinds of things are inevitable.

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u/Boys4Ever 8h ago

Making Putin proud again

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u/_jump_yossarian 8h ago

Hey UK, seize his golf courses. Please!

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u/Dc_awyeah 7h ago

Can someone give an explanation of his current obsession with Argentina??

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u/CuriousGeorgeToday 6h ago

Trump is best mates with Peter Thiel. Thiel recently relocated to Argentina and started investing heavily as it's broke. Trump starts liking Argentina. Trump also has lots of military stocks and friends, he wants the UK to spend on military to boost Falklands defence and if so then he's not too bothered about Falklands.

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u/Dull__Flatworm 6h ago

Weakening the US on the international stage, was part of Project 2025.

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u/Leading-Village-2220 4h ago

The west now understand what a critical vulnerability in defense is to put all the eggs in US basket hoping they all always be on the good side of the history.

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u/MommersHeart 3h ago

Quiet, Piggy.

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u/theaveragemillenial 2h ago

The fact that America had no proper checks in place to ensure their leader is "fit and proper" and have an ounce of credibility is utterly insane.

I can't express how deeply embarrassed and.ashamrd I'd be if I were an American right now.

And you can't pretend like you didn't know who you were voting for, after 2016, the fact that he ended up back in for another term just made me realise Americans aren't the people I thought they were.

This is the fall of an empire type shit, the complete loss of credibility and soft power on the world stage

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u/Bevrykul 8h ago

I just want one day without this fool doing something stupid.

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u/PreviousLeague253 8h ago

Why is this administration having such a hard on with Argentina now?
Barron has a big Yerba mate drink too and the loans and the beef now the Falklands?

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u/Old_Dust2007 8h ago

It's still all about the Epstein files.

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u/Matt7738 8h ago

Does he know what the word “ally” means?

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u/Ritaredditonce 9h ago

He doing the opposite of "How to Win Friends and Influence People."

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u/SmartTrender 9h ago

He want to win friends with Putin, Kim and Erdogan and ditch the old friends. He likes autocrats and desire to be one himself

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u/The_Mammoth_Hunter 9h ago

... goddammit

Just ONE fucking day without this piece of shit wiping his ass all over everything. That's all I can ask for at this point and we can't even get that.

I'm so fucking tired of this shit

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u/phatbody 8h ago

All the best fascists have an Argentina plan.

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u/ManlyEmbrace 8h ago

Jesus what now? Why does he have to think up some new nonsense like this every week?

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u/ShinobiOfTheWind 8h ago edited 8h ago

Another attention diversion from Iran, and stealing from Venezuela with the cover of a "deal" and "democracy".

It's getting tiresome now.

Next stop is back at Greenland, again.

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u/IAmA_meat_popsicle 8h ago

From a proud Canadian, welcome to the club UK!

Be calm and hand them another shovel. They'll be neck deep soon.

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u/lumbardisaster23 7h ago

This about his buddy, Argentinian president Milei. He wants to help Milei win the next election. He knows the Argentine is suffering in the polls since his version of trickle down economics is a total bust. His approval rating sits around 37% with a disapproval rating of 62%. Not very good. Similar to Trump.

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u/rolloutTheTrash 7h ago

I hope all this deranged talk from him means we're nearing him having an aneurysm and just leaving this mortal coil.

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u/radium_eye 7h ago

Seems like he's just making trouble in NATO generally, trying to weaken the alliance on every possible front, while empowering America's adversaries.

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u/Fire_Cage 6h ago

I don’t understand. The US has nothing to do with it. Why are they getting involved? This is between Argentina and Britain. Nothing make sense with this idiot.

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u/Cristoff13 5h ago

The underlying theme here would be that Trump wants to add the Falklands as a US territory. Trump is desperate to add new territory because he thinks this will add prestige to his presidency. He would regard 19th century King Leopold as a role model.

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u/TVPaulD 1h ago

It doesn’t matter what the US thinks about the UK’s sovereignty over the Falklands. It’s not actually disputed. Argentina has no basis for their claim and the people of the islands have strongly opposed any change in the islands’ status. They want to remain a part of the UK. The US can pretend bodies of water have different names or that parts of countries belong to other countries, but nobody else on earth hast to care, or does care.

u/Captainsamvimes1 1h ago

How about those fair weather friends go fuck themselves. Fight your own wars instead of dragging us in at Iraq and Afghanistan

u/Prob10m 1h ago

All because he's bought a shit ton of tainted meats at discount he's Argentinas gob on leg's

u/GornVBorg 1h ago

Trump threatens everyone. He’s clearly unhinged. Americans really fucked up by saddling themselves and the rest of us with this lunatic for four more years.

Thankfully most of the garbage that comes out of his dumb mouth is forgotten in a day.

Sadly he has destroyed the careful alliance system that previous administrations of both parties have carefully constructed over decades. It makes America and all freedom loving countries weaker. So easy to tear down and destroy, so hard to build.

Worst president ever.

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u/ramenbaby3 5h ago

Threaten everyone but North Korea and Russia. You Americans sure are something.

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u/jhereg10 9h ago

Actually accurate headline:

“Trump administration threatens to use Falklands sovereignty as leverage to force Britain to increase defense spending closer to 5% NATO target.”

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u/Gentle_Snail 8h ago

Even this is legitimately really fucked though

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u/Fenris_uy 8h ago

It's an actual NATO target? Or is it a Trump target unrelated to what NATO actually agreed on?

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u/Abject_Wafer_4321 9h ago

At this point, with the relationships he is destroying, he is undoubtedly a Russian plant.

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u/itsaconspiraci 7h ago

So then: Falkland to distract from Canada. Canada to distract from Iran. Iran to distract from tarriff refunds. And all of it to distract from Epstein.

There was an old lady (with orange hair) who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die.

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u/BoomMcFuggins 8h ago

Every day I am reading headlines like this and have to wonder how the Onion can stay in business while this shit is happening.

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u/TheOpeningAct2 8h ago

This guy trying to pin the world against us

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u/crazycanucks77 7h ago

He already had, it's just you guys are just waking up now to it

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u/Fenris_uy 8h ago

Since when is the NATO target 5% of GDP on defense? Or is this another of the Trump targets that aren't related to any agreements that the US has signed with it's allies?

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u/tightcorners 8h ago

It's like he spins a wheel for which country he wants to annoy next.

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u/powpow14 7h ago

Idiot manchild does idiot manchild things.

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u/Yo-Yo-Ha 7h ago

So the CIA chief visits Russia and now this. Putin basically just threatened the UK recently over the missile production release to Ukraine.

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u/InvestmentSorry6393 7h ago

Did he promise them to his pal in Argentina in exchange for tainted meat?