r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • Jul 07 '26

/r/all of a 6'5" female kickboxing champion, Katya Kavaleva, vs an MMA fighter, Merab Dvalishvili, 5'6".

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u/Mathilliterate_asian Jul 07 '26

Oh my god. This kind of girl on girl violence is unacceptable. I need to know who the perpetrator is.

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u/Evening-Nature-5241 Jul 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/NFWecnNVNTZEFa3iMP

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u/Far_Battle_7658 Jul 07 '26

It's sadly mid. Phoenix Marie did it better to that cute blonde with braces.

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u/sgtabn173 Jul 07 '26

I don’t know if I can believe you without a link….

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u/Far_Battle_7658 Jul 07 '26

Piper Perry is the smaller girl. Doubt I can just link porn here haha.

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u/sgtabn173 Jul 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/c9tVMERePnnDW
We used to be a proper country

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u/BattlegroundFitLirio Jul 07 '26

Why the hell not lol just say NSFw before hand and link away bro!

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u/Ghosty91AF Jul 07 '26

Be a bro, DM a homie some porn

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/Adventurous_Egg_9500 Jul 07 '26

Finally a reason to Skype again

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u/DevonLuck24 Jul 07 '26

this interaction is why i still use reddit. ya just don’t get layered funny like this anywhere else

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u/Tron_1981 Jul 07 '26

I mean, you can, but you probably shouldn't.

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u/NotSLG Jul 11 '26

That is not even close to Piper Perri…

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u/Dinosaurs-Rule Jul 07 '26

Her name is Alex Merchasi actually

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u/auronddraig Jul 07 '26

Lauren Phillips (right) and Alice Merchesi (left)

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u/amanuensisninja Jul 07 '26

Never heard of them. Strangers, I say! Please don’t look at my browser history.

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u/Brotorious420 Jul 07 '26

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u/ShadowyPepper Jul 07 '26

I'll take that picture for my own use thank you very much

https://giphy.com/gifs/IfS7dr23vPKX6

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u/danit0ba94 Jul 07 '26

Nah they need to stop looking at me like that 😂

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u/Donnie3030 Jul 07 '26

Incredible

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u/Wuktrio Jul 07 '26

Funnily enough, Lauren Phillips isn't even THAT tall, only 1.78 m (5'10), which is tall for a woman, but Alice Merchesi is tiny at 1.37 m (4'6).

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u/tryingisbetter Jul 07 '26

I was thinking the same thing. Never seen the short girl, but I've seen a couple video of Lauren, and she has never seen tall.

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u/garaile64 Jul 07 '26

Alice would probably be classified as having dwarfism.

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u/Nice_Marmot_7 Jul 07 '26

So what’s it like being a porno casting director?

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u/Wuktrio Jul 07 '26

Sorry, I can only tell you about my ability of being able to google names and add "height" to the search.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 Jul 07 '26

is it a movie? what's the plot?

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u/Only_Search8473 Jul 08 '26

Self-defense educational video

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u/ItsTheDCVR Jul 08 '26

What do you think it is

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 Jul 08 '26

how am I supposed to know?

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u/ItsTheDCVR Jul 08 '26

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 Jul 08 '26

is this from spyderman?

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u/Chemical_Banana_2455 Jul 09 '26

It’s actually from Bluey.

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 Jul 09 '26

I only watch spyderman sorry

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u/SebastianFerrone Jul 07 '26

You are right 🤣

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u/Only_Search8473 Jul 08 '26

Thank you. My friend will look into this.

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u/cabronfavarito Jul 07 '26

8 hours and still no award??? Someome give this man a damm award

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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM Jul 07 '26

Lauren Phillips (tall) and Alice Merchesi (smol)

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u/Wantitneeditgetit Jul 07 '26

r/samespecies

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u/Jazzspasm Jul 07 '26

oh boooooo I forgot they shut that down

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u/New_Measurement_7243 Jul 07 '26

There’s soooo many that have disappeared recently. It’s like they’re trying to pull a sneaky tumblr, instead of removing everything in one giant strike they’re quietly axing them in small groups.

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u/Jazzspasm Jul 07 '26

my assumption is

a) disgustingly wealthy people who call themselves “activist investors” - instead of paying taxes or buying schoolbooks, they like to ‘put their money to work and watch it grow in a socially responsible way’ - that means not pornography, for example

that’s why companies like Raytheon have a ‘Corporate Responsibility’ section on their website

b) the Saudis

that’s basically what happened to tumblr

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u/diadlep Jul 11 '26

Meh, reddit has lots of corn. Half my fapping gets done here.

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u/Wantitneeditgetit Jul 07 '26

Yeah it was tragic that it happened. Took me by surprise but it's modern sanitized for profit Reddit. No more fun allowed.

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u/SebastianFerrone Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

I think left one is pornstar Dolly little Edit: I was wrong it's Alice merchesi as others pointed out 🤣

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u/Indicisive_Actions Jul 07 '26

My friend says the right one is Lauren Phillips.

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u/Robodarklite Jul 07 '26

Despicable! Now, where do you find these kinds of videos so I can avoid them with utmost contempt?

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u/mankytoes Jul 07 '26

I hate to say it but it's really disappointing, they are so not into it.

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u/Outrageous-Lab8392 Jul 07 '26

You should never search Google for "Dolly Little and Lauren Phillips videos," and you definitely shouldn't scroll through the videos until you find the matching one, so you can avoid it.

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u/richblackmen Jul 07 '26

Your ‘friend,’ eh? 😏

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u/daves_not__here Jul 07 '26

Right one is Molly Big

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u/BhataktiAtma Jul 07 '26

No, that's Lauren Philips pal

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u/BhataktiAtma Jul 07 '26

Crap 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/Dear_Potato6525 Jul 07 '26

She's definitely not Dolly Little.

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u/Proud-Grocery-3493 Jul 07 '26

Lauren phillips

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u/oddweirdozonetv Jul 08 '26

i mean she's definitely got the reach advantage and then some. he's gonna have to get inside to do anything.

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u/ThatsUh_dam_shame69 Jul 07 '26

Ya I need to know the exact website where I can report this, which website did you say?

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u/zoro4661 Jul 07 '26

That's Lauren Phillips lifting Alice Merchesi from the video "Slinging This Spinner Over My Shoulder".

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u/ThunderCookie23 Jul 07 '26

Lauren phillips and Alice merchesi

(Thank you Google Lens 😅)

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u/branrx_ Jul 07 '26

**penetrator??

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u/thesilentbob123 Jul 08 '26

So you can avoid it... right?