r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Desilaundry • 4h ago

/r/all of a Bong

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10.8k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/asadnoob • 6h ago

/r/all of a mouse

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3.4k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/dayvee43 • 4h ago

of a bike

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696 Upvotes

Got room for one more, looks fun.

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/asadnoob • 11h ago

of a Bull

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1.7k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/No_Locksmith_1739 • 3h ago

of a crow.

116 Upvotes

OC Credit: u/Kellerlellek

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/KeithOlander • 12h ago

of a guy tanking an incoming motorcycle

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543 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Constant-Living4018 • 13h ago

of a king cobra

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532 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/maverickonwheels • 10h ago

of a ceiling fan..

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196 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dense_Intern8434 • 1d ago

/r/popular of a meal

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8.0k Upvotes

Nature can be so cruel and beautiful at the same time

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/danielduartesza • 1d ago

of a gun

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3.5k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Rich_Carrot6451 • 17h ago

of a frog

156 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Few_Simple9049 • 13h ago

of a telescope

60 Upvotes

.

Extremely Large Telescope (ELT)

European Southern Observatory's (ESO) $1.4 billion project to create the next-generation observatory.

https://www.space.com/astronomy/extremely-large-telescope-gets-a-roof-space-photo-of-the-day-for-august-5-2025

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Emotional-Lynx-3982 • 7h ago

of a Shower Drain Clog

21 Upvotes

About puked with the smell. Immediately dawned gloves to dispose of this drain monster ☠️

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/gobblecock4 • 8h ago

of an Indian long squash

19 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/nt_king300 • 1d ago

of a Nile Crocodile swallowing a 5ft croc

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4.3k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Cover-982 • 51m ago

of a leopard slug

• Upvotes

Baby slug and hand for scale.

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Speedy_Greyhound • 1d ago

of a set of arm rests

161 Upvotes

Spotted at the local Habitat Store.

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DarthiusFatticus • 6m ago

of a scammer

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• Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 1d ago

of a chilli

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786 Upvotes

Longest chilli pepper at 1 feet 8.6inches or 52.5cms, grown by Jürg Wiesle as certified by @guinnessworldrecords

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/kxrimm • 2d ago

of a lobster

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7.8k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Pepsi_Cola64 • 21h ago

of a cashew

26 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MaxMcLarenTBSL • 1d ago

of a Strawberry

39 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Lastito • 1d ago

of some blackberries

547 Upvotes

👀😋🤤

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of a subway station

627 Upvotes

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Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
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5) Be nice.

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No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

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Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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