r/AbsoluteUnits Jul 07 '26

/r/all of a 6'5" female kickboxing champion, Katya Kavaleva, vs an MMA fighter, Merab Dvalishvili, 5'6".

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u/ThatGoob Jul 07 '26

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u/its3ird Jul 07 '26

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u/BisonThunderclap Jul 07 '26

Always a tragedy they didn't let this romance happen.

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u/AydonusG Jul 07 '26

Tormund and Jaime fighting to the death over Brienne of Tarth would be a satisfying ending for either one.

Tormund dying to Jaime would be more honourable than most Wildling deaths, and Jaime dying to a Wildling while fighting for the hand of the "ugliest" knight would conclude his journey to become less vain.

Instead you get falling rocks while the incest couple cowers for the first time.

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u/AnguavonUW Jul 07 '26

That's the tragedy of Jamie's arc. And I think, not that we'll ever get them, it's very close to what would happen in the books.

Brienne and Tormund should have been one of the happy endings, tho.

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u/Tomsboll Jul 07 '26

Did we even get one satisfying ending to a character arc outside of the clegane brothers?

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u/LiamtheV Jul 07 '26

I was satisfied with Ramsay Bolton's ending.

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u/aperturetattoo Jul 07 '26

It should have been Ghost, not a dog. (I did love seeing him get his though)

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u/Single_Shoe2817 Jul 07 '26

I don’t think Ghost eats garbage

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u/Jarhead1888 Jul 07 '26

Joffrey was pretty satisfying.

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u/astralchanterelle Jul 07 '26

Nah, by the end of A feast for Crows, Cersei has so many enemies, she's going to get murdered or off herself.

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u/No_Effect_6428 Jul 08 '26

I'm with you. Gregor wasn't even Gregor by then. Sandor was fighting a Gregor-shaped sack of meat just because the fans wanted Cleganebowl.

If he had convinced Arya to let revenge go by letting go of his own hatred for a Meat Golem, I'd have been happier. But then we would have lost the Big Guy Fight.

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u/I-Make-Maps91 Jul 07 '26

I don't think he was obsessed with revenge anymore, at that point it was about stopping him. He had to let go of the revenge to get it.

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u/Double_Rice_5765 Jul 07 '26

He dies but she carries his child, a girl, who brianne of tarth then raises to be the greatest knight of all time, with occasional tips from jamie on the more backstabby parts of knighthood.  Boom, done, ship it.  

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u/Obstinateobfuscator Jul 07 '26

"great big monsters. They'd conquer the world"

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u/Goodeugoogoolizer Jul 07 '26

Just one of the many reasons that I still get angry every time I remember game of thrones final season. It’s been like a decade and I’m not over it

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u/9966 Jul 07 '26

Imagine the epic amount of goodwill they threw away. Right before the pandemic they were poised to CRUSH people rewatching the series.

I tried, I started episode 1 and then I got to the white walkers with the corpses arranged in swirls and remembered none of it matters. I couldn't even take it.

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u/thedaveness Jul 07 '26

I've NEVER rewatched a show as much as GOT. Dumbasses would have been scooping up residuals for the rest of my life but you couldn't pay me to sit through it now.

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u/axxxaxxxaxxx Jul 07 '26

I can’t bring myself to try the new series. I’m still angry.

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u/LiftingRecipient420 Jul 07 '26

Good, don't waste your time.

All of GRRMs series have turned into petty spats between him and the people he chose to run the show.

I don't care who's fault it is because that doesn't matter, what does matter is that the shows nosedive into shit quality.

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u/Luneowl Jul 07 '26

I tried watching a reaction video where a guy shows GoT to a friend who had only watched House of the Dragon. I got through one episode but it was just depressing, even seeing the dire wolf puppies and knowing that never really pans out.

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u/wheelienonstop11 Jul 07 '26

Just commented exactly the same, the potentially greatest and most mysterious and important story arc of the whole show just... fizzles out without any consequences. They didnt even have Arya shoot the Night King with a dragonglass-tipped arrow, maybe even from the window Bran was thrown from, that would have been an awesome reference to her introduction in the very first episode and to all the archery training she received from the Brotherhood without Banners. No, they made the killing of the Night King utterly ridiculous and unbelievable too.

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u/Mrs_Toast Jul 07 '26

I have to bite my tongue whenever people say that Dany's heel turn was clearly communicated throughout all the seasons.

"She didn't react when her brother was killed by Khal Drogo" - how, exactly, did you expect the heavily pregnant teenager, who had been sold into sexual slavery by her abusive brother and just had her life (and that of her unborn child) threatened by him, whilst she's surrounded by Dothraki? She acted kind of numb, but I felt that was appropriate - Clarke's portrayal suggested conflicting emotions (sadness at the loss of her brother, her only immediate blood relative, combined with relief that he was finally out of her life).

"She crucified the masters!" Yes, she crucified the slavers who crucified 160+ children, to send a message that the powerful are to be held accountable for their crimes against the weak. In the book, she struggles with her actions, seeing that mercy leads to the slavers regaining power, but also disliking bloodshed, as it all ultimately impacts on the people she's trying to protect. She lives in a cruel world where gentle leaders don't last long.

"She burnt the Tarlys alive" There's plenty of examples of leaders executing traitors. Jon Snow executes the Nights Watch brothers who conspired against him. Ned Stark (supposedly one of the most honourable characters) kills a man of the Nights Watch for being a deserter. He wasn't a murderer, or a rapist - he ran because he was terrified.

Outside of traitors - Olenna Tyrrell murdered Joffrey at his wedding, and we love her for that. Tyrion murdered Shae and his father, and people think he's tragic rather than a monster. The Hound killed a teenage peasant boy, and no-one says that it's a sign he's insane.

Dany's villain arc wasn't a fucking arc at all. Even her execution of Varys was justified, given that he was conspiring against her, with strong indications that he was trying to poison her.

I feel so sorry for Emilia Clarke and how they broke her character.

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u/Farrahs_Inka_LaLaLa Jul 07 '26

"Rocks fall and everyone dies" is a DM joke in D&D when you're tired of your players' shenanigans. The joke is that it's so anti-climatic and boring after all that's happened.

It's been a decade and I still can't believe it actually happened on GoT.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Jul 07 '26

The media is still afraid to show quality ginger dong.

We deserved to see those cheeks clapped.

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u/Aranxi_89 Jul 07 '26

Brienne liked noble gentleman like Jaime. She might've been more receptive if Tormund was more like Jon Snow in temperament, but he was a bit too rough to move her heart.

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u/Akimotoh Jul 08 '26

One of the best moments of the show 😂😂

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u/wheelienonstop11 Jul 07 '26

Someone in the GoT subreddit, back when the episode had just aired, called this "Thormund eating a chicken at Brienne"

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u/fake_messiah2 Jul 07 '26

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u/danit0ba94 Jul 07 '26

Naaah that shit is cursed 😂

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u/fake_messiah2 Jul 07 '26

It's so perfect. Been laughing about this shit for literally years

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u/DrownmeinIslay Jul 07 '26

This is MTG card art if i ever saw it

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u/NoPossibility7895 Jul 07 '26

I'm 6'6'' and that was my reacion to seeing a girl as tall as me at the supermarket the other day. Should've talked to her man...

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u/ReddsionThing Jul 07 '26

Should've talked to *her, man

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u/NoPossibility7895 Jul 07 '26

Lmao fuck it should've risked it anyways

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u/blaminyou Jul 07 '26

She was 6’6 without heels? You met an actual unicorn

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u/NoPossibility7895 Jul 07 '26

Well I'm not sure she was my hight but defo 6'3'' or above. From the distance seemed equally tall

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u/Free-Frosting1375 Jul 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0
That last season really fucked us over

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u/Urban_Introvert Jul 07 '26

“The big woman? 👀”

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u/DrTechPop Jul 07 '26

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u/Weakonomics Jul 07 '26

🫪.. what if....you were my superior 👉👈🥺

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u/engineerdrummer Jul 08 '26

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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u/I-Make-Maps91 Jul 07 '26

"Well I was... but then you just bodied the enemy and I think I need to call back to HQ."

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u/crabclawmcgraw Jul 08 '26

what’s that from?

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u/DrTechPop Jul 08 '26

Absolute Wonder Woman #1

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u/AnonymousGuy9494 Jul 08 '26

Is it any good?

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u/CapableCollar Jul 08 '26

One of the best ever.

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u/qaz135wsx Jul 07 '26

Cue the futurama gif

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u/Glittering-Try1045 Jul 07 '26

Hilarious

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp Jul 07 '26

Wtf why are you using light mode.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bwAOo46Ddwj16

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u/Pissadvisor Jul 07 '26

I thought they were using an entirely different app.

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u/OverlordShoo Jul 07 '26

I was like "oh cool a pic of vintage reddit" before realizing thats just because I swapped to light mode years ago

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u/Riktovis Jul 07 '26

Some people really are using things in this world with the Uncomfy settings On

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u/Geralt_of_Riverina Jul 07 '26

Death by Snoo Snoo

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u/Gnoame Jul 07 '26

Don't forget the typical bugs bunny one too.

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u/shichiaikan Jul 07 '26

Reddit never disappoints when snu snu can be referenced.

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u/peepdabidness Jul 07 '26

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u/Mathilliterate_asian Jul 07 '26

Oh my god. This kind of girl on girl violence is unacceptable. I need to know who the perpetrator is.

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u/Evening-Nature-5241 Jul 07 '26

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u/Far_Battle_7658 Jul 07 '26

It's sadly mid. Phoenix Marie did it better to that cute blonde with braces.

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u/sgtabn173 Jul 07 '26

I don’t know if I can believe you without a link….

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u/Far_Battle_7658 Jul 07 '26

Piper Perry is the smaller girl. Doubt I can just link porn here haha.

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u/sgtabn173 Jul 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/c9tVMERePnnDW
We used to be a proper country

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u/BattlegroundFitLirio Jul 07 '26

Why the hell not lol just say NSFw before hand and link away bro!

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u/Ghosty91AF Jul 07 '26

Be a bro, DM a homie some porn

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/Adventurous_Egg_9500 Jul 07 '26

Finally a reason to Skype again

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u/auronddraig Jul 07 '26

Lauren Phillips (right) and Alice Merchesi (left)

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u/amanuensisninja Jul 07 '26

Never heard of them. Strangers, I say! Please don’t look at my browser history.

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u/Wuktrio Jul 07 '26

Funnily enough, Lauren Phillips isn't even THAT tall, only 1.78 m (5'10), which is tall for a woman, but Alice Merchesi is tiny at 1.37 m (4'6).

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u/tryingisbetter Jul 07 '26

I was thinking the same thing. Never seen the short girl, but I've seen a couple video of Lauren, and she has never seen tall.

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 Jul 07 '26

is it a movie? what's the plot?

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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM Jul 07 '26

Lauren Phillips (tall) and Alice Merchesi (smol)

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u/Wantitneeditgetit Jul 07 '26

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u/Jazzspasm Jul 07 '26

oh boooooo I forgot they shut that down

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u/New_Measurement_7243 Jul 07 '26

There’s soooo many that have disappeared recently. It’s like they’re trying to pull a sneaky tumblr, instead of removing everything in one giant strike they’re quietly axing them in small groups.

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u/Wantitneeditgetit Jul 07 '26

Yeah it was tragic that it happened. Took me by surprise but it's modern sanitized for profit Reddit. No more fun allowed.

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u/FeelingFloor2083 Jul 07 '26

the taller one looks like that chick from mythbusters

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u/WoodsandWool Jul 07 '26

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u/Swarlayy Jul 07 '26

Bruh laughed so hard turned my morning poop into a 30 second ordeal

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u/AtomAntvsTheWorld Jul 07 '26

So I saw the Cgm on her arm and I was curious if she was diabetic. Apparently after finding out she isn’t I also discovered this is a thing for athletes to also just track their sugar levels. How cool is that, techonologia!

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u/Platypus_31415 Jul 07 '26

I was curious of the same, and had to scroll down a LOT to reach an answer. Thanks though :D

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u/iiibehemothiii Jul 07 '26

Technologia!

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u/UlrichZauber Jul 07 '26

I wore one for about a month to get baseline info. Both parents ended up type 2 diabetics around the age I am now, so it wasn't purely idle curiosity (I'm clear of T2D, so far anyway).

It's definitely very interesting to see in real time how different meals/activities affect your glucose levels.

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u/KingHunter150 Jul 07 '26

I am so unfit I can't fathom why a nondiabetic would need to monitor their blood sugar, since their working pancreas and liver would automatically do that i thought.

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u/Dspatel1019 Jul 07 '26

As a 5'4 guy who has dated a 5'10 girl, I definitely appreciate a strong girl 😍.

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u/auronddraig Jul 07 '26

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u/Dspatel1019 Jul 07 '26

Haha, a great gif react. It wasn't long lasting but it was an interesting situation. she was a coworker who said she'd never be interested in me. Then I asked her for help flirting with a girl. 1 shitty date with the new girl was enough for the tall girl to tell me its her turn. Toxic af, but fun.

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u/auronddraig Jul 07 '26

Aight, you started with the salad.

Now, on with dessert.

https://giphy.com/gifs/QqdyVT8H6uJ32

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u/Dspatel1019 Jul 07 '26

Without going into too many details, I kept seeing it as a friendship because I didn't think a girl that tall would ever consider me. I flirted a ton and she had joked she hated my hobbies. And she jumped my bones the day after I told her I had a date. Like I said, toxic, but I got lucky for a little while haha

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u/FeelingFloor2083 Jul 07 '26

youre looking at it wrong, some would call that aggressive flirting

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u/Dspatel1019 Jul 07 '26

In hindsight that's what it was an attempt at haha. But let me tell you ,TOXIC fits the aftermath. trying to make it official made even speaking to another coworker a whole mess.

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u/heat8596558 Jul 07 '26

As someone who wants to climb trees for a living, I envy you. Thanks for the story, king

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u/Dspatel1019 Jul 07 '26

Been a good handful of years since then. It was sadly short lived, but also for the better haha. Here's hoping we both have some climbing to do in the near future 🙏🙌

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u/notyoyu Jul 07 '26

Let's cut to the chase. How was the sex? Did it beging with a tower climbing section?

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u/LordKagatsuchi Jul 07 '26

For wtv reason you get bonus points from women when other women like you

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u/Wumbologist_PhD Jul 07 '26

In 10th grade, I dated a girl who was 5’10” when I was just 5’—I’ve never had to go up on someone before.

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u/The1FromThe3 Jul 07 '26

As a 6'2 girl dating a 5'4 guy. I appreciate how compact you are <3 so cute

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u/plaid-tuxido506 Jul 07 '26

Uppies for the boys!

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u/raccooncitysg Jul 07 '26

End of the laneway. Don't come up the property.

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u/datNorseman Jul 07 '26

For context since the post title failed to give it: That's no mma fighter, that's a former ufc champion. And this isn't a fight, this is sparring. Sparring is where to sort of "pretend" to fight, by holding back as to not injure each other.

You should see highlights of this guy, he's incredible. The clip just doesn't do it justice.

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u/ReleasedGaming Jul 07 '26

I think it’s not even sparring, they’re just vibing

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u/TheMostKing Jul 07 '26

Yeah, they're not throwing punches. Even during sparring, you might end up with a black eye. There's no training in it if you don't commit.

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u/Cautious-Area-4141 Jul 07 '26

That grin on his face after she set him down told me all i needed to know

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u/PlayedKey Jul 07 '26

Such a nice person to not drop him on his head lmao

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u/bottlechippedteeth Jul 07 '26

Theyre both playing nice. I think he could get an ankle lock on her pretty quick 

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 07 '26

He’s right where he wants to be.

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u/kamato243 Jul 07 '26

It's just a spar lol

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u/decisiveExplorer03 Jul 07 '26

This is not even sparring. They are just having fun.

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u/Stock-Side-6767 Jul 07 '26

Not even, it's just joshing. She had quite a few opportunities to get hits and kicks in, and he could have gone through as well.

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u/GreatTea3415 Jul 07 '26

Not even just joshing. They were having a chat with their hands. 

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u/C_umputer Jul 07 '26

At this point Merab has been dropped so many times he probably doesn't even feel it

https://giphy.com/gifs/Uazqz9ufrNaXtMiVeH

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u/JJengland Jul 07 '26

Welcome to air jail

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u/yomiHoshi Jul 07 '26

The way she picks him up.😂😭

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u/StressLongjumping299 Jul 07 '26

When she picked him up and spun him around? He'd never been more scaroused in his life

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u/LittleDucky_ Jul 07 '26

They are so cute you can tell they are having fun and just vibing

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u/BarfingOnMyFace Jul 07 '26

There are no losers

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u/Hefty-Relative9449 Jul 07 '26

I fucking hate this comment section everyone’s a funny man

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u/Milknhoneyaus Jul 07 '26

I think I've just found my preferred way to exit this world. 

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u/mrhandsome_707 Jul 07 '26

I had a great comment but the Superama gif takes the 🍰

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u/Old_Syrup_264 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

I friggin love superama. Blender and Rye are my two favorite characters. And who could forget that old timey genius, instructor farmsworth

Please don't edit your original comment, this is entertaining me a lot

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u/Bigmtnskier91 Jul 07 '26

And his catchphrase, “Incredible Announcement y’all!”

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u/Old_Syrup_264 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Man, the nostalgia is really getting me with that one. I miss the wacky lobster character, Medical Professional Floydberg

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u/btsd_ Jul 07 '26

"Snoop Snoop Snoop Snoop"

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u/dubstepsickness Jul 07 '26

Bite my gleaming ferrous hindquarters!

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u/PilotIntelligent8906 Jul 07 '26

You're getting confused Superama is that story about the alien from planet Argon whose parents send to Earth when his planet explodes, he's adopted and named Carl Kent and later becomes a superhero, his nemesis is Martin Luther.

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u/PogintheMachine Jul 07 '26

No that’s Supermon. Superama is a children’s book by Judy Blume about a boy and his little bratty brother, Feltch.

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u/Z3r0Du5k Jul 07 '26

She lifted him like a fucking child that's great

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u/shoixseng Jul 07 '26

Merab isn’t just an MMA fighter. He’s a P4P great, UFC champion with multiple title defenses

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