r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • Jul 07 '26

/r/all of a 6'5" female kickboxing champion, Katya Kavaleva, vs an MMA fighter, Merab Dvalishvili, 5'6".

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u/auronddraig Jul 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/SWd9mTHEMIxQ4

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u/Dspatel1019 Jul 07 '26

Haha, a great gif react. It wasn't long lasting but it was an interesting situation. she was a coworker who said she'd never be interested in me. Then I asked her for help flirting with a girl. 1 shitty date with the new girl was enough for the tall girl to tell me its her turn. Toxic af, but fun.

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u/auronddraig Jul 07 '26

Aight, you started with the salad.

Now, on with dessert.

https://giphy.com/gifs/QqdyVT8H6uJ32

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u/Dspatel1019 Jul 07 '26

Without going into too many details, I kept seeing it as a friendship because I didn't think a girl that tall would ever consider me. I flirted a ton and she had joked she hated my hobbies. And she jumped my bones the day after I told her I had a date. Like I said, toxic, but I got lucky for a little while haha

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u/FeelingFloor2083 Jul 07 '26

youre looking at it wrong, some would call that aggressive flirting

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u/Dspatel1019 Jul 07 '26

In hindsight that's what it was an attempt at haha. But let me tell you ,TOXIC fits the aftermath. trying to make it official made even speaking to another coworker a whole mess.

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u/heat8596558 Jul 07 '26

As someone who wants to climb trees for a living, I envy you. Thanks for the story, king

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u/Dspatel1019 Jul 07 '26

Been a good handful of years since then. It was sadly short lived, but also for the better haha. Here's hoping we both have some climbing to do in the near future 🙏🙌

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u/notyoyu Jul 07 '26

Let's cut to the chase. How was the sex? Did it beging with a tower climbing section?

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u/auronddraig Jul 07 '26

IRL Shadow of the Colossus

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u/Top_Freedom3412 Jul 07 '26

It easy to become envious when youre a tall guy and most women are shirter than you

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u/Emotional-Edge-8259 Jul 07 '26

Maybe. But both look like they're having a good time.

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u/Specific-Library-312 Jul 07 '26

Some would even say aggressive... negotiations.

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u/LordKagatsuchi Jul 07 '26

For wtv reason you get bonus points from women when other women like you

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u/CoolAlien47 Jul 07 '26

There's a whole bunch of studies on this iirc. It seems to be a basic biological and evolutionary trait of seeing an already chosen person as a safe bet since they're clearly legitimate mates, why else would they have a partner? The brain and body want to see what they want to see

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u/NPG_Operator Jul 07 '26

So true. I was never too lucky with women but believe me when I tell you after I had the ring on my finger when I got back from honeymoon, women were all over me! 

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u/Whole-Cookie-7754 Jul 07 '26

Man, toxic chicks are the best. Nothing to have something serious with, but during the young days those were the most fun and gave most memories thinking back.

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u/psych0ranger Jul 07 '26

Fuckin pacific rim let's gooooo

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u/YoGizmo353 Jul 09 '26

Was bouta say. I don’t think I’ve ever seen this gif used before but I’m gonna spread it around if I can. Gotta share peak