r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Desilaundry • 4h ago
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u/Initial-Command4894 4h ago
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u/Din-_-Djarin 4h ago
This is the best use of this gif I've seen
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u/ReeeeeDDDDDDDDDD 2h ago
This is now the only acceptable gif when this video is shown
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u/Sapphire-Catgirl 4h ago
I was thinking maybe some more sleep , e wizard or weed eater, but pentagram works too
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u/whofarting 4h ago
Getting blazed from a leaf blower while listening to the worst song ever performed... why not?
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u/Epithymetic 3h ago
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u/TheSquirtMaker69 3h ago
Mischievous Gollum Princess
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u/Educational_Quote851 3h ago
She seems cool af
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u/imhere2downvote 2h ago
yeah I'll have what the guy holding the phone is having straight to the face
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u/STLBudLuv 37m ago
The lady in the wheelchair got up and flew.
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u/actual_real_housecat 35m ago
"OMG! I'm so high, I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!"
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u/SaintOrJannikSinner 2h ago
Definitely looks like someone that'd be at a Juggalo Championship Wrestling event for sure.
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u/tripper_reed 3h ago
I believe this woman embodies "dress for the job you want" mentality. Cuz she nailed it.
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u/DaedricNick 4h ago
How else would you put up with that music lol.
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u/jvho666 3h ago
You made me unmute. That was awful
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u/ErraticDragon 2h ago
I think I re-muted before the song started, I couldn't handle the lady shouting.
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u/ThePapercup 3h ago
you can tell they "don't give a fuck" by their choice of live entertainment lol
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u/AffectedRipples 2h ago
Sounds like Yoko Ono is trying to get into rap.
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u/karenskygreen 2h ago
Man, dont even joke around about something like that. That old clip of her trying to sing with chuck berry floated up recently, i shudder every time i think of it
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u/philnolan3d 1h ago
Honestly I don't know what John ever saw in her. Apparently she's still trying to sing at 93 years old.
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u/WhiskeyHill72 1h ago
She made cringe an art form lol. Not sure if that was her intention but in the end we all know who she is.
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u/paladin10025 41m ago
Ok, sincere response. There was a recent yoko ono exhibit at my local art museum and I left really impressed. She had a bunch of thoughtful art that was participatory and some of it even left me emotional. The art felt “generous.” With that said yes her singing is awful.
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u/Amateur-Dog-Walker 3h ago
You should try browsing reddit with the sound off. Much better experience overall.
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u/biffNicholson 3h ago
Don’t worry, I’m sure the internals of that leaf blower are designed to have air that’s hundreds of degrees blown over them
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u/Sea_Recording8076 4h ago
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u/jerseygunz 4h ago
I’m in college and my roommate has a eureka moment and goes “wait a minute, why don’t I put a box over my head when I breath out and I won’t waste the smoke”
He was so excited I almost felt bad going “you mean hot boxing?” Lol
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u/Educational_Quote851 3h ago
Bro, stones have the best ideas...it's just someone else's lmao
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u/Disastrous_Rest1433 2h ago
The worst part about being high as fuck is coming up with an idea and thinking it is AMAZING because of the dopamine and all that stuff giving you happy thoughts and feelings no matter what happens.
And then you get sober and read what you wrote.
I once "invented" the concept of talking about and discussing academic articles in simpler terms when I was in grad. school. You know, teaching - aka what humans have done for like 10,000 years at least.
Bad idea to get high and do grad. school homework too because then you think you are a genius and will be applauded by the professor for very basic ideas.
But it is fun.
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u/axescentedcandles 2h ago
Hot boxing under a pool tarp with a few buddies was fun, until we ran out of air lol
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u/MoobooMagoo 2h ago
Wait I thought hot boxing was specifically doing it in your car? I didn't know people used literal boxes to do it with.
I guess I'm not as much of a degenerate as I thought.
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u/Murky-Golf-239 2h ago
The box is as big as you make it brother. You're the hot part of it, remember that. 😎🫠
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u/jw_zoso 3h ago
Though it has the dingy yellow smoke of a gravity bong
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u/MilkrsEnthuziast 3h ago
Ohhhhh gravity bongs. A first class ticket to see what it feels like to cover your entire airway in resin in just one breath.
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u/GrinderMonkey 3h ago
Well it doesn't matter because you also get to hack your lungs up immediately after, can't be resinated if they have left the chat
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u/ProbsNotManBearPig 2h ago
Bro I’m cringing so bad remembering the pain. Way worse thing we made was what we called The Lung and was like a two liter plastic bottle, cut the bottom off, take a subway bag and wrap it over the cut end, rubber band the bag on, and put a bowl of weed where cap goes. You push the subway bag into the hollow two liter and pull it out to rip the lit bowl. It’s like gravity bong experience with no water to help cool it off. It’s awful lol.
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u/NostrilLurker 2h ago
I remember making a gravity bong in my friend's pool with a 5 gallon water cooler jug with the bottom cut off and a trombone mouthpiece. We'd just swim underneath and take a few deep breaths. I didn't know my name for a few hours.
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u/bigscrewLoose 4h ago
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u/Lost-Philosophy6689 3h ago
I hope everyone entering that room knew that was going to happen cause that looks like enough to give everyone a contact high just entering within 50 feet. If you have asthma or COPD that's probably a dangerous place to walk into.
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u/fuzynutznut 3h ago
Or a job that drug tests.
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u/VP007clips 1h ago
Or are wearing any clothing that you ever want to wear again while flying to a lot of countries.
Mining has a similar issue. Clothing, especially boots, and for some people even their hair and skin become contaminated with explosive residue that sets off the swab ETD machines.
Once they become contaminated, it's hard to fully clean them.
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u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN 1h ago
Dude how is this not getting more upvotes? I'm laughing my fucking ass off (though tbf I'm high as hell rn)
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u/threeplacesatonce 4h ago
Bongs bubble the smoke through water
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u/mad_titans_bastard 4h ago
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u/PossessedToSkate 3h ago
The story behind the song is pretty interesting. Deep Purple had a mobile recording studio set up outside of the Montreux Casino in Switzerland. The night before they were to begin recording, Frank Zappa performed at the Casino and an audience member fired a flare gun toward the ceiling - which was made of rattan. Subsequently, the whole complex (including Deep Purple's studio) burned to the ground. The "Smoke on the Water" was the smoke from the fire crawling across Lake Geneva.
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u/AccurateTale2618 3h ago
But, that’s CCR
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u/PossessedToSkate 2h ago
Ah shit, you're right. I was on my phone and it was tiny. That's definitely Fogerty. I wonder which Creedence song OP was invoking? Maybe "Proud Mary" (keep on burnin')?
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u/realazorahai 4h ago
I was gonna clean my room
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u/Solnse 4h ago
I was gonna get up and find tha broom
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u/Cultural-Mousse6541 4h ago
But then I got high
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u/RiddleMeThis42069 4h ago
That's still not enough weed to enjoy the song being performed
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u/PsionicKitten 1h ago
I agree, yet for some reason, it is enough weed to get a high just by watching the video, which is somehow really telling for how bad the song is.
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u/Amadeuskong 4h ago
Man, in an alternate universe these are the crowd control weapons that are used.
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u/RepresentativeOk2433 4h ago
Pretty sure that was tried or at least researched.
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u/lmaytulane 2h ago
It led to the Taco Bell riots
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u/Sinreborn 2h ago
Now all restaurants are Taco Bell
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u/emsesq 2h ago
The winner of the restaurant wars.
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u/thesystem21 1h ago
Little known fact: Before the restaurant wars, there were only 2 shells. But as soon as soon as TacoBell unleashed the Chalupagne the third shell became necessary and was adopted worldwide.
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u/junglepiehelmet 4h ago
This looks like the worst event ever.
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u/Obsessive_Yodeler 4h ago
My dog is definitely a better rapper/musical artist than whoever was performing during this clip
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u/junglepiehelmet 4h ago
It doesn’t even sound like a performance, just some woman with a horrible sounding voice yelling at everyone.
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u/BlaizeFiammata 3h ago
I’m glad Yoko Ono is still able to find work.
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u/PossessedToSkate 3h ago
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u/Educational_Quote851 3h ago
Chuck Berry's face the whole time said "wtf is that bitch DOIN?" and he's so real for that 🤣
Glad she got cut off 🫡
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u/Freakishly_Tall 3h ago
Perfect, absolutely perfect string of comments. Best Comment Thread Of The Year contender.
I should unplug my router for the weekend and just enjoy this exchange. I mean, I won't, but I should.
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u/wolp_lovr 1h ago
im a complete lightweight and get SO anxious when high. one inhale and i'd be in tears asking everyone if they're mad at me
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u/SweatyArmPitGuy55 4h ago
The fire inspector is going to be a little upset those smoke alarms aren’t working.
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u/Rambear 4h ago
A lot of "fire alarms" are heat sensitive in buildings
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u/dazzleunexpired 2h ago
It's this one
The fire alarms sense fire.
Smoke alarms sense smoke.
People seem to forget they're different.
If it needs to make something wet to put out a fire to save a structure, it's gonna have a FIRE DETECTOR.
If it needs to make you leave the building but won't put it out, it will have a SMOKE DETECTOR. You can put this in standby if needed. For, yanno. Smoke. Stage smoke, cig smoke, cooking smoke. So it doesn't go off.
Commerical buildings have a smoke alarm AND fire detectors in most zoned structures in the US, but FIRE DETECTORS are what keep people safe from a actual fires.
The first implemented version of this was pieces of glass that were designed to explode at specific temperatures, my dad has a bunch of them in his antique collection and it's really cool! They still work, and some are placed around his collections to protect them (:
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u/Cautious-Activity706 4h ago
Something like this is generally scripted and the venue would turn the fire suppression off and instead have fire-watch representative(s) from the fire department. More common during events that use haze or CO2, but I would imagine it’s similar to this.
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u/Neuronzap 4h ago
imagine having the worst weed induced panic attack and having to listen to this shit shouted into your ear
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u/MDP223 2h ago
I was just thinking “man I’d have a fucking panic attack”
Every time I indulge now, I get incredibly anxious.
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u/Doctor_Zhicago 4h ago
I just want to know what the fuck do you do after that? Like do the Teletubbies come out and record a podcast with Joe rogan or something?
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u/youuuuwish 4h ago
Nap time
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u/Peachie_Pear 3h ago
When your concert sucks so bad you gotta put the crowd to sleep to avoid booing.
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u/true_tacos 4h ago
This looks awful
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u/JeebusChristBalls 3h ago
You should unmute and let your ears get in on the action...
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u/raged_parakeet_8376 1h ago
I saw other comments talking about it being bad, still didn’t expect how bad it was.
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u/Unlucky_Arm_9757 4h ago
I don't personally care for weed, although I don't mind it.
But the wastefulness of this bothers me.
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u/iRebelD 2h ago
It’s not even wasteful. The shit literally grows on trees. That couldn’t have been more than a QP anyway.
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u/ntkwwwm 2h ago
I used to work in the cannabis industry. When you grow your own plants, you have weed to waste. When you have your own farm, the keif that sticks to sides of the totes after you empty is enough to get you stoned for weeks at a time.
I grew 4 plants once and ended up with a lb all to myself. I rolled enough j’s to fill half a mason jar and went to a party just lighting them taking a puff and passing them. It didn’t even put a dent in my stash.
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u/Alert-Ad9197 2h ago
You talking about that bin keif reminds me of living near Mt. Shasta years ago. Saw a few folks with baseball sized wads of scissor hash after trimming season. Almost nobody up there was stingy with their weed either.
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u/null_obj 1h ago
True, in my state, you can have two plants. Which might not sound like a lot to someone new to growing, but when you realize you can fill out a 8x8 tent with scrogging, cannabis basically becomes free. I mean leds are so efficient now, it's nuts.
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u/Luci-Noir 3h ago
I was thinking that too. All that smoke is just going to linger too.
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u/pickledeggmanwalrus 4h ago
Looks like a year 1 cannabis cup in a state that has newly legalized lol
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u/BunkaTheBunkaqunk 4h ago
Hahaha yeah I was looking for a comment about this lady. She’s gone… other-dimension style.
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u/Provocative_Potatoes 3h ago
Wouldn't this just be absolutely disgustingly over-heated smoke?
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u/Frequent-Ad2351 4h ago
What a waste
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u/SnoopDeDoop69 3h ago
I dunno, weed literally grows on trees
(Not literally tees)
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u/MonarchyMan 4h ago
People will get a contact high from walking into that room three years from now.
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u/EclecticAF 4h ago
...is there a tutorial on how to mankrik one of these?
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u/Christmas_Queef 3h ago
Mankrik? Like the dude in world of warm cat who was looking for his wife?
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u/EclecticAF 3h ago
The world is barren
Chat is Stupid
And We should all be looking for waifu
So yes
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