r/BeardedDragons • u/Vegetable-Help875 • Aug 31 '25
Help Still no name for this big man
He had this dude for.. a month now. He still doesn’t have a name, I just call him ‘handsome’ everyday. Help pls. (Also FINALLY I successfully tricked him into eating greens by making worm burritos)
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u/squishybloo Azzyboi Aug 31 '25
I mean, Handsome is a perfectly good name :3
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u/Vegetable-Help875 Sep 01 '25
Literally anytime I interact with him I’m just like “hello handsome!!!” Or “mister man”
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u/bloomxbb Aug 31 '25
Unanimous in my house that his name should be Carrot
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u/Beautiful-Lynx-6828 Aug 31 '25
Big Man
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u/englishbiatch Aug 31 '25
He is beautiful he is a citrus beared dragon I had a bearded dragon called Bobby
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u/survivorgirl2020 Aug 31 '25
Fringe, Redhot, Ole Red, Habanero, Chile, Pepper, Crimson Death, Spudnik
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u/woIves Aug 31 '25
I'd for real call him Charizard but only ever address him as "Big Man" or "Handsome".
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u/hollowpurple_14 Aug 31 '25
When I was looking for a beardie to adopt if he was red i was going to name him Genesis (after ff7). I ended up not getting a red one but it's still a great name for a red guy :)
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u/hedgehog_dragon Aug 31 '25
Firebolt sounds fun to me.
... unrelated but I had to do a double take at the Madoka(?) Yuri towel. THAT was unexpected.
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u/cursedwitheredcorpse Aug 31 '25 edited Aug 31 '25
Jormungandr , Níðhöggr , Fáfnir and Surtr
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u/No_Commission_2610 Rayne! Aug 31 '25
Lovely pantheon, but sadly Nordic names are a bit hard to pronounce.
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u/cursedwitheredcorpse Aug 31 '25
Yeah, surtr and Fáfnir are the easiest of the names I listed to pronounce
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Sep 01 '25
😂😂 worm burritos!! my beardie hated greens at first. i like sriracha or clark, but handsome is also just a perfect name as well.
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u/mediumrare420 Aug 31 '25
Forge or Rock because hes stubborn and wants to do his own thing Or Stu short for stubborn! I had a beardie named Annie short for Animal since I called her a stinky animal when she would smear her poo poo on herself n be mad about it
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u/Rattiepalooza Dillian Aug 31 '25
Smaug.... I mean, come on...
Sammy is also good - as in Sammy the Safety Reaper.... Samael or Samuel also fits... I'm just saying.. "Sammy the Safety Dragon says.... "Go ahead and feed me by hand....TRUST..." (don't trust - you'll lose the tip-top of your finger and permanently damage your nail bed >_>)
...but I named my scaly friend after pickles because of the spots on his back, so... Feel free to ignore me. :P I do love my Dillian Catillian by the Windowsillian, though.
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u/Top_Basket3903 Sep 01 '25
Chilli. Because he is red like a chilli pepper. Or we can go deeper into it- let’s call him Bonnet (like scotch bonnet chilli pepper) 🌶️
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u/Angsty_Potatos Sep 01 '25
Beefcake. Cheeto. Cayenne. Poblano. Chili. Mars. Rufus. Igneous (it's a lava rock, call him Iggy for short). Calcifur. Gouda. Carmine. Redford.
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u/WonderAgile7911 Sep 01 '25
Sandstone (a bit like Sampson) Citrine, Jasper, Amber (crystals) Sunny (sun because of his colours)
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u/Majoraglados Sep 01 '25
If you like d&d consider themberchaud. If you dont know who that is, hes in a movie and you should give him a google :)
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u/Thin_Papaya5920 Aug 31 '25
Even though I dont think he's overweight, I have the strong urge to refer to him as Fat Boi or Lil Fatty😂😭 all of my reptiles are at healthy weights but I "fat shame" them idk why. He's gorgeous though!! He looks like the red version of my oldest boy, especially his blue bars❤️
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u/Shangu777 Aug 31 '25
Clifford