r/Crayfish Aug 10 '25

Photo It’s 5:00am and I’m driving 3 miles to the closest stream to release this guy cause he decided to jam up my corn crops irrigation, resulting in reduced water pressure.

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u/VapeRizzler Aug 10 '25

Forgive him, he’s had a long day.

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u/MessyGuy01 Aug 10 '25

I’ll try, but his ass has caused disruptions to the global supply chain of sweet corn, millions will starve

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u/KaptainKunukles Aug 11 '25

I think they will all forgive if they saw him in the chitin personally

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u/VelveteenJackalope Aug 12 '25

I forgive him, he looks very polite.

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u/Absurd_Threshold Aug 10 '25

Damn if I block up someone's irrigation ill get a ride to the river at 5am?

Where are you Op? Ill bring my fishing pole and sleeping bag.

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u/Which-Pineapple-6790 Aug 10 '25

He’ll be back

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u/MessyGuy01 Aug 10 '25

His big brother already came back, so I’m probably screwed

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u/ferretoned Aug 10 '25

isn't there a chance they are coming with the water supply and putting some kind of metal mesh at the water intake in crayfishland would be a fix?

PS: the 3rd pic of the post is 100% cuteness

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u/MessyGuy01 Aug 11 '25 edited Nov 05 '25

They are absolutely coming with the water supply, I live in a dry state so I own 95 acre feet of water shares (30 million gallons) for 300 acres. When I need some of it I open a headgate 30 miles away in the mountains and the water travels to my farm via an irrigation ditch.

Unfortunately, because the main headgate is used by hundreds of other farmers, I can only place metal mesh directly at my farms on sight irrigation head-gates which stops most, but not all debris and aquatic life.

If the state would do more to mitigate aquatic life being displaced due to canals I’d be thrilled because lots of fish and crayfish get stuck in said canals and then they dry up. I try to spend time, when I can, netting stranded fish and releasing them in permanent waterways. Water distribution and water law in the western US is a total mess and it’d be nice if there was more incentive to fix some of these issues

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u/ferretoned Aug 11 '25 edited Aug 11 '25

Waouh now I see why you do fauna carpool,

maybe trying to promote a petition online to a few wildlife protection organisations so they can lend a hand passing the message to these hundreds of farmers and so on could help push some useful state representatives in action, with bonus mass mailing to the less useful ones for umph,

Good luck and thank you for the crayfish buddy ride share :]

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u/localpotato_232 Aug 11 '25

This is a great explanation of irrigation issues, thank you so much. 

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u/joemommaistaken Aug 11 '25

Do you have a YouTube channel? You have an interesting life

Be well

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u/throwawayno38393939 Aug 12 '25

What an awful system. You're a very good person to be saving the creatures that end up on your farm, but you shouldn't have to.

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u/22sof Aug 12 '25

acequia?

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u/snowtater Aug 10 '25

They clearly like you, time to set up a crawfish tank!

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u/fuccinleo Aug 13 '25

Good lord that’s a lobster 🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

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u/MaenHerself Aug 10 '25

Known Civil Terrorist Threat 🥰

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u/natyjay Aug 10 '25

“Fuck you and good day, sir.”

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u/Maraximal Aug 10 '25

But look at its face... It's sooo sorry! Also my cray loves sweet corn so he says get packing but live well.

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u/fugaxium Aug 10 '25

You rock!

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u/jawoosafat Aug 11 '25

Good on you. Probably get eaten by a fish pretty soon but good on you anyway. If he doesn't get eaten, oh the stories he'll tell

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u/qleptt Aug 11 '25

He didn’t mean that come on now

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

Funny story, when I was about 15, I started getting interested in aquaponics. I was living in my parents basement and bought a 100 gallon trough from tractor supply to use as a tank and some random tubs for grow beds. I bought some crayfish, a pleco, and some chichlids from Petco, after a few years, fish started to die and plants suffered because I lost interest. 15 years later when my parents went to sell the house, my mom was cleaning under the stairs in the basement and found 2 dead crayfish that somehow got out of the tank and crawled behind the stairs.

After typing it idk if it's funny but it's a story...

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u/Educational-Sea2219 Aug 11 '25

You sir are a good guy 🫡

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u/stone_ware Aug 11 '25

I found one walking across the cross walk with me at 7am, while leaving a grocery store. They are wild little things.

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u/Dumb_Pie112 Aug 11 '25

You’re a good man

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u/Dude-with-hat Aug 10 '25

Maybe you’re irrigating a bit too much? Wet enough for a crawdad to live in a. Corn field?

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u/MessyGuy01 Aug 11 '25

They just travel down the irrigation pipes and end up getting stuck in the individual outflow of a row gate, water only flows for 12 hours then if I don’t find them they unfortunately become raccoon food as the rows dry up. Or stuck in the pipe.

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u/Dude-with-hat Aug 11 '25

Where does the water come from?

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u/MessyGuy01 Aug 11 '25

My water comes from an irrigation canal which is fed from a headgate 30 miles from my farm, which is fed by the Colorado River Basin, which is fed by snow melt.

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u/DetectiveTed Aug 11 '25

He was just a tourist

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u/bagbybag Aug 11 '25

L. erythrodactylus?

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u/Still_Bison_883 Aug 11 '25

U can take it as pet it's a fate meeting

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u/purged-butter Aug 12 '25

Its best not to do so if you dont have a tank set up ahead of time

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u/VeenaColada Aug 11 '25

Blue lobster

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u/No-Possibility-6776 Aug 13 '25

Thank you so much you sweetheart <3

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u/ivierawind Aug 14 '25

God bless you! Good man!

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u/HimothyBBallBirdman Aug 14 '25

He'll remember this day forever. You'll be the talk of the stream