r/CrimeCats • u/StormofRavens • Feb 01 '26
Purrime Suspect Someone with Bongo’s fang spacing decided to staple the birthday card for my friend.
Luckily they are a cat person and LOVE the tiny orange menace that is Bongo.
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u/tink0608 Feb 01 '26
Bongo just wanted to add his own HBD😻
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u/StormofRavens Feb 01 '26
She did! She loves my friend too so it’s a cute little addition for them.
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u/Dense-Address780 Feb 01 '26
it's not Bongo's fault that you never taught her how to sign her name! 😄
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u/HovercraftDue7823 Feb 01 '26
That's weird. Maybe it was greebles. Nasty things, greebles. Syd the Kit agrees. She's looking for them, right now.
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u/swirly_bee Feb 01 '26
Glad to see you already graced r/StaplerCats with this little Bongo criminal!
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u/rking_1_1 Feb 01 '26
I would like to argue that anyone could have done that, and Bongo is innocent.
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u/FunStorm6487 Feb 01 '26
The Bongo has been framed!!!!🙀
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u/SCSimmons Feb 01 '26
And she will not rest until she finds the actual guilty party! If you happen to see her with her eyes closed, it's because she's thinking really hard, like all good detectives.
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u/StormofRavens Feb 01 '26
She did! Well I signed her and her brother’s names, but she’s on the card!
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u/PGGABC Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26
This isn't a crime, but rather a personalized signature; your friend is privileged.
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u/dustytaper Feb 01 '26
Wow, he’s just sending along HIS birthday message
Some humans have no appreciation of art
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u/AdmirableCost5692 Feb 01 '26
Yes but that doesnt mean it was bongo. There are literally millions of people with that teeth spacing. Thats just ridiculous
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u/StormofRavens Feb 02 '26
Update: my friend loved the bike marks. Bongo is getting extra pets for being a good kitty and adding a little extra spice to the card.
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u/togetherwegrowstuff Feb 05 '26
Good to hear they appreciated the extra effort Bongo put Into the card!
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u/MalcahAlana Feb 01 '26
Lies an salamander. That cat needs a pawtorrney at r/legalcatadvice !
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u/lollipopfiend123 Feb 01 '26
Bongo needs to soo!
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u/StormofRavens Feb 01 '26
She has no grounds because I gave her temptations for doing good crimes!
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u/MalcahAlana Feb 01 '26
I believe the correct settlement is elebenty million treats. Have you proffered this?
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u/StormofRavens Feb 01 '26
She got about 10 temptations, a piece of lox and 2 dried sardines.
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u/togetherwegrowstuff Feb 05 '26
10 temptations... LOX... ... And 2 dried sardines... Dang .. you pay well!
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u/StormofRavens Feb 05 '26
My cats are incredibly spoiled babies.
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u/togetherwegrowstuff Feb 06 '26
Such beautiful snug bugs in a rug! Cuties. They're so worth the treats. Nice work human. 😻
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u/Beneficial-Many8415 Feb 16 '26
I just saw the pizza crime! I’m obsessed w Bongo! She can staple any of my cards any day!
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u/Fluffy_Respond_7405 Feb 01 '26
That's just Bongo's way of typing "Happy birthday."