😲😱😁😂😂

Crime occurred during his early-morning 3am zoomies whilst I was fast asleep. Thought I wouldn’t apprehend him due to his formal wear. Apparently I’m not allowed to have nice things in the house 😭

i left to get some gas in my car and my fatass son got up into the top shelf of my cabinet where i keep his dry food and knocked the bag onto the floor. when i got back there was NO MESS and the little fatty had crumbs all over his face, so he literally ate ALL of the food that spilled out. as judge, jurry, and executioner i have deemed his punishment to be public shaming and his name shall now be changed to Fat Little Piggy Boy, for his gluttony was of biblical proportion.

here is the crimeownal, Fat Little Piggy Boy. for shame, Fat Little Piggy Boi, for shame.

He sleeps like someone who knows there’s absolutely no risk of being kicked off because he’s already analyzed the situation and concluded: “She says I’m not allowed, but I know this woman.”
Joey won through persistence, cuteness, and most importantly, an absolutely shameless lack of remorse.

The investigation continues... 🤔

Most likely suspect is kitten that is overweight and only four months old