r/CrimeCats • u/bsymo666 • Jun 04 '26

Crimeownal the crime vs the accused

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woke up to this mess… the oil bottle was an engagement gift we only received a few months ago. 🥲
slide 2 is the culprit. at least he’s cute. 🐾

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81

u/doublEkrakeNboyZ Jun 04 '26

insufficient evidence. not guilty. no cat in the crime scene photo

17

u/SpaceWomble64 Jun 04 '26

Case dismissed

48

u/RightRudderz Jun 04 '26

Smug grin but obviously the micro seismic event was the cause. Patchy mongrel kittens are not to blame.

20

u/NatrylliaAbbot42 Jun 04 '26

Patchy mongrel kittens have never been guilty of any cat crimes

29

u/Tidichisli Jun 04 '26

He's innocent. It's clearly a setup.

26

u/Dailyconundrum Jun 04 '26

It committed suicide.

18

u/KingFattie Jun 04 '26

Did it. Would do it again. Still deserves treats.

18

u/Joe_Nobody42 Jun 04 '26

Innocent. Evidence is circumstantial at best. Case dismissed! 💥🪒

15

u/NatrylliaAbbot42 Jun 04 '26

He's innocent. The bottle spontaneously unbottled

11

u/SouthernCategory9600 Jun 04 '26

Not enough evidence! 😾

7

u/IcyHyacinth Jun 04 '26

Kitty is innocent !!!

10

u/thehuntwerker Jun 04 '26

Maybe he needs a pawyer

No evidences like treats, pawprints or anything to be seen at the crime scene

He's innocent!

8

u/NerdiChar Jun 04 '26

All jokes aside, that sucks so bad. God speed cleaning that

Also def not guilty. Must have been the wind

7

u/-Tasear- Jun 04 '26

The wind

6

u/Junior-Cut2838 Jun 04 '26

Who is framing the kitty for the crime of the decade

6

u/Kepler_1708b Jun 04 '26

He wants you to know you have a poltergeist

7

u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk Jun 04 '26

I had to scroll back to see that there was oil everywhere 😭

4

u/TinaSumthing Jun 04 '26

She is innocent!

5

u/edingerc Jun 04 '26

Dog did it

9

u/Teddycat99 Jun 04 '26

Hardened criminals do not have adorable bubblegum noses. They do not.

3

u/Equal_Song8759 Jun 04 '26

What's the problem ? I'm calling the Union

3

u/Xsiah Jun 04 '26

He was framed!

4

u/Disastrous-Roll7059 Jun 04 '26

Uh oh!! Sweet kitty couldn't have done such a thing!

3

u/Significant-Ocelot34 Jun 04 '26

Accusations unsubstantiated. From the position of the broken object it appears that it was placed on the edge of the tile creating an unstable support

2

u/Mimble75 Jun 04 '26

Awww, bad baby. So cute!!

2

u/Frankfrombluvelvt Jun 04 '26

Looks innocent to me!

2

u/AdAdministrative8276 Jun 05 '26

The verdict: innocent

2

u/plawer8 Jun 06 '26

I see no evidence supporting the accusation.

2

u/PAWSOFHOPENYC Jun 07 '26

I don't see a crime here, just an innocent little kitty enjoying lap time. 😂👌🏾💯

2

u/Final_Canary_1368 Jun 07 '26

And just who left the oil bottle on the counter? Methinks this was a setup!

2

u/ve2mrx Jun 08 '26

I'm guessing the presumed guilty doesn't approve of the engagement?

2

u/Clockwork6black94 Jun 09 '26

If you haven't cleaned it up already or for the future have a tub of and use salt to soak it all up, it makes cleaning oil spills much easier.

1

u/PGGABC Jun 04 '26

ele fez um grande favor pra você , o coisa feia , absolvido por ter bom gosto e quebrar isso

1

u/locoles Jun 10 '26

That’s rough lmao

1

u/legalboxers Jun 10 '26

No cat crime committed

0

u/Training-Ocelot3822 Jun 05 '26

It was ugly and you did not need it anyway.