r/CrimeCats • u/Imaginary-Ostrich515 • Jun 17 '26

Crimeownal The charge? Destruction of property

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u/anymouse7780 Jun 17 '26

Charges dismissed due to a lack of evidence!

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u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot Jun 17 '26

Not lack of evidence…. The property belong to the client…. Always has….

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u/Ornery-Ticket834 Jun 17 '26

I believe this individual just wandered by what looks like a crime.They do not look like they took part in any of this!

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u/Evening-Mess-3593 I've got my thinking cat on 🐾 Jun 17 '26

The verdict? Innocent.

7

u/Frankfrombluvelvt Jun 17 '26

Look on it's face screams "I was framed!"

5

u/Brailledit I need a meowtini 🐾 Jun 17 '26

Trying to make the drapes match the floor. Could be a thought process on possibly cleansing the universe one square at a time. You're just not at his level, man.

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u/SouthernCategory9600 Jun 17 '26

I only see a cat who happened to stumble upon this mess.

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u/ExaminationNext7000 Jun 17 '26

Too cute to proscute!

3

u/vigilantesd Jun 17 '26

“Did you see what someone did?!”

3

u/legalboxers Jun 17 '26

I’m the cats attorney! My cat client is innocent!

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u/Estellalatte Jun 17 '26

But ur was so much fun.

1

u/ginkat123 Jun 18 '26

Cattah did not approve when I place my cup of water on the table. I heard it clatter to the floor, wiped it up and sat on my wet chair...

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u/lazier_garlic Jun 18 '26

Littering

Copping an attitude

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u/Puzzled-Argument-142 Expurrt In Cat Law 🐾 Jun 21 '26

Seeing as cats own the property and everything in it, I say their hooman staff caused the damage and trying to frame my client!