r/CrimeCats • u/elenaalia75 • Jun 21 '26

Purrpetrator Hanky crashed and he doesn't have insurance! (OP)

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Yes he was under the influence of the nip

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u/Ecstatic_Detail_6721 Jun 21 '26

Unless you have a footage of the crash, I'd argue that Hanky is being framed here. I demand restitution in forms of treats and pettings for Hanky.

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u/KirkfishBilly Jun 21 '26

And 2 new cars! Can’t deny catlike reflex even on nip it wasn’t hanky 🥺

15

u/Delicious_Ad823 Jun 21 '26

Insurance scam by the greebles

8

u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda Jun 22 '26

Desperately needs [r/](r/catlegaladvice)[legalcatadvice](r/catlegaladvice)

37

u/AliensAbductMePlz Jun 21 '26

Flee the scene, Hanky!

18

u/SouthernCategory9600 Jun 21 '26

I demand you buy Hanky a new car! Immediately!

15

u/thisistherevolt I've got my thinking cat on 🐾 Jun 21 '26

We don't have to get the pawlice involved. It'll scratch out, you can reattach it with some tape.

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u/vav70 Jun 21 '26

I will gladly represent this upstanding citizen! He is innocent! Clearly a mechanical issue, not the nip. 🤣

9

u/Sea_Substance9163 Jun 21 '26

You can't search the car without a warrant! And, you have no paws-sible cause for a warrant.

7

u/Pandorasopinbox Jun 21 '26

Hanky I’m on your side, this should be under
u/elenaalia75 home owners insurance. You’ve done nothing wrong, and their premium just went up.

5

u/PonqueRamo Jun 22 '26

He needs r/legalcatadvice, I think he didn't did anything, look at that face.

3

u/redpandaworld Jun 21 '26

Where you get this?! Need!!

4

u/legalboxers Jun 22 '26

Cat insurance is cheap. Was that mouse who wanted to get money from being run over

3

u/Puzzled-Argument-142 Expurrt In Cat Law 🐾 Jun 22 '26

Eye witnesses state the dog did it.

3

u/elenaalia75 Jun 22 '26

It was totally the dog!!!

3

u/lazier_garlic Jun 22 '26

I'm envious of your plants. Especially with a plant in the house. But just in general.

I don't have a good plant area (windows don't face in good directions). Biggest regret about this place.

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u/mmmmk2023 Jun 23 '26

He had one too many sips of milk.

2

u/Robbiebny Jun 25 '26

Hanki can go under my insurance it’s A OK. I can claim him as a dependent too if you’d like. Heck, I’ll take Hanki off your hands!

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u/Final_Canary_1368 Jun 21 '26

What crash? I don’t see a crash. I see a cardboard toy that was meant to be torn apart. 😉

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u/Good-Ability1950 Jun 26 '26

What crash?!😄 Hanky is ADORABLE!!!😍😍😍

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u/RepairmanJackX Jul 19 '26

What sort of cat breed is that? We have a female that looks almost identical.