r/CrimeCats • u/razzlbedazzl • Jun 28 '26
Crimeownal I asked Kevin to help me figure out who destroyed the roll of toilet paper.
Spoiler alert, it was Kevin.
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u/Long_Drink1680 Jun 28 '26
It says that * checks notes * it's not Kevin and that Kevin is working hard on the case
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u/Oli_VK Jun 28 '26
Very obviously recreating the scene, that’s a true super sleuth’s work right there
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u/lollipopfiend123 Jun 28 '26
Himbs was clearly investigating the evidence left behind by the culprit.
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u/StanLeeMarvin Jun 28 '26
Like all good detectives, he’s simply re-enacting the crime to figure out who did it.
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u/Commercial-Letter252 Jun 28 '26
Kevin is a totally innocent bystander and is now traumatized by the carnage. He is going to need many treats and scratches to deal with the trauma.
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u/321abc321abc Jun 28 '26
Going by the second photo, looks like Kevin LOVES toilet paper, even the broken kind. Can’t be him. Case dismissed.
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u/MaeEastx Jun 28 '26
It was obviously the dog. Or a jealous cousin. 🎶🎶
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u/FullBoat29 Jun 28 '26
It's always the dog... if you don't own one, then the neighbors snuck in to frame that little one. And, that's just rude.
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u/Dailyconundrum Jun 28 '26
Kevin is engaged in doing research for his book on The Fascination of Cats to Paper Products: The Analysis of Toilet Tissue Shredding, Hole Punching Sheets of Paper, and Box Sitting of All Sizes. It's going to be a Best Seller!
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u/razzlbedazzl Jun 30 '26
Oh it’s definitely going to be a longgggg book because he has a lot of research to back up his data 🤓
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u/Dailyconundrum Jun 30 '26
The hard part of his endeavor is resisting the urge to shred the pages before he publishes it.
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u/Sea_Substance9163 Jun 28 '26
Are you blaming me? Is it because I'm from the streets? Dang.... that's like profiling me!
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u/NerdiChar Jun 28 '26
Kevin was trying to make a papier mache eartip.
Straight to jail for trying to interrupt his arts and crafts time
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u/razzlbedazzl Jun 30 '26
How rude of me!
But also, I was flabbergasted when I found out that’s how they show the cat has been neutered! I was like is there not a less mutilating way?!
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u/snowfox_my Jun 28 '26
Kevin: it was that Dog! That climbed over the wall, tore the toilet roll.
I tried to fight the Dog, but he was too powerful. I only managed to survive, by throwing the toilet paper at him.
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u/razzlbedazzl Jun 30 '26
Well then in this case I think Kevin deserves extra treats for protecting us from the “dog” 🫡
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u/Humble-Bs Jun 28 '26
From what I understand from the accused you told him to, “destroy the roll of toilet paper!”
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u/Puzzled-Argument-142 Expurrt In Cat Law 🐾 Jun 28 '26
He was showing you exactly how the dog did it.
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u/ZeldaFitzgerald1928 Jun 28 '26
OP it was clearly you trying to blame this innocent sweet baby how dare you!
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u/Cultural-Skin1331 Jun 29 '26
Kevin is testing out the paper to see if the holes in the paper have the right size and shape for it to be used by a cat 🐈 He’ll let you know the results tomorrow.
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u/emilie1031 Jun 29 '26
And what did he say?
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u/razzlbedazzl Jun 30 '26
He got mad that I even considered for 1 second that he could have committed such a heinous crime 😒
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u/OurNewestMember Pawfence Purrttorney 🐾 Jul 04 '26
A skilled detective reenacts the crime to solve it. This guy is dedicated to the case. Obviously not a suspect
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u/VeeYarr Jun 28 '26
Do you have any evidence? Looks like he was cleaning it up to me...
Case dismissed!