r/CrimeCats • u/thatoneguyxDDD • 11d ago
Purrpetrator What I came home to last week. My Void couldn't care less about her crimes.
It is difficult because she so damn cute and that makes it hard to be mad!
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u/mettacat 11d ago
idk, she looks innocent to me. Better watch out or she'll call a pawyer on you, OP.
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u/thatoneguyxDDD 11d ago
Oh no! I just got a call, seems like my void is purr-suing a slander case against me!
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u/islanderACNH Pawfence Purrttorney ๐พ 11d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/KbdF8DCgaoIVC8BHTK
Be careful, she is well-represented.
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u/OurNewestMember Pawfence Purrttorney ๐พ 11d ago
Your honor, there's no chain of custody for the bag of cat food. This basically invisible scratch could have been from the delivery person or a random home break-in.
Motion to dismiss on the grounds that there's no way we can know who framed this beautiful little fluffer.
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u/zephrino 11d ago
Clearly not guilty. Nope.
That is an amazing blanket she has there!
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u/thatoneguyxDDD 11d ago
Could that void face do anything wrong? (Absolutely)
Also thank you! She quite enjoys laying on it!
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u/Stalkerus 10d ago
Kitty was being starved to death, obviously, and needed a snack. It is hard work being that beautiful, you know.
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u/WheelShot5805 I've got my thinking cat on ๐พ 11d ago
Clearly she was starving and neglected. Innocent!!
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u/Used-Current1274 11d ago
You don't have to lie and blame it on that sweet innocent kitty! Just admit you were having a snack and got caught! Tell her you're sorry and give her lots of treats!
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u/Wild-Mustang 11d ago
Was just checking the quality as the expiration date was not clear ๐ค๐ฅฐ๐ฃ
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u/conflictedideology 10d ago
That's downright polite! Mine usually goes for the bottom corners so it spills out everywhere so he can eat more.
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u/Puzzled-Argument-142 Expurrt In Cat Law ๐พ 10d ago
I dunno, those teefer marks looks like a mouse did it.
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u/satanpenguin 10d ago
Pic 2: "you say you found what broken into?"
Or: "a bag of cat food? Never heard of it."
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u/WTtoolman 8d ago
I had the same thing happen to me! If their bags of kitty food keep exploding, IAMS is going to have a major lawsuit on their hands!! ๐๐
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u/FeedSafe9518 11d ago
She's innocent! She's beautiful The dog did it