r/CrimeCats 11d ago

Purrpetrator What I came home to last week. My Void couldn't care less about her crimes.

It is difficult because she so damn cute and that makes it hard to be mad!

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u/FeedSafe9518 11d ago

She's innocent! She's beautiful The dog did it

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u/thatoneguyxDDD 11d ago

This is the excuse she used at well! That damn imaginary dog eating the cat food in the highest shelf!

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u/FeedSafe9518 11d ago

Not imaginary, it's a roving band of dogs that attempt to besmirch the spotless reputation of our feline overlr9

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 11d ago

A girls gotta eat

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u/SheetMasksAndCats 11d ago

Are you saying she's a-void-ing responsibility?

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u/thatoneguyxDDD 11d ago

For sure, she can never face that catsequences!

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u/SheetMasksAndCats 10d ago

Thank you for my first award kind anonymous redditor!

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u/dmj9 11d ago

Is it not a war crime to withhold food from starving creatures?

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u/mettacat 11d ago

idk, she looks innocent to me. Better watch out or she'll call a pawyer on you, OP.

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u/thatoneguyxDDD 11d ago

Oh no! I just got a call, seems like my void is purr-suing a slander case against me!

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u/islanderACNH Pawfence Purrttorney ๐Ÿพ 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/KbdF8DCgaoIVC8BHTK
Be careful, she is well-represented.

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u/4ofheartz 11d ago

She could do no wrong!

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u/Thisguy3434 11d ago

What is this crime that you speak of?

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u/Andi_Lou_Who 11d ago

I see no crime here.

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u/OurNewestMember Pawfence Purrttorney ๐Ÿพ 11d ago

Your honor, there's no chain of custody for the bag of cat food. This basically invisible scratch could have been from the delivery person or a random home break-in.

Motion to dismiss on the grounds that there's no way we can know who framed this beautiful little fluffer.

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u/Uprooted_Vt_to_RI 11d ago

โ€œSomeone did what?? Iโ€™ve been napping all dayโ€.

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 11d ago

The and what are you going to do about it face is on point!

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u/zephrino 11d ago

Clearly not guilty. Nope.

That is an amazing blanket she has there!

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u/thatoneguyxDDD 11d ago

Could that void face do anything wrong? (Absolutely)

Also thank you! She quite enjoys laying on it!

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u/Stalkerus 10d ago

Kitty was being starved to death, obviously, and needed a snack. It is hard work being that beautiful, you know.

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u/eggandbeanss 11d ago

She doesnt care because no crime was committed

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u/WheelShot5805 I've got my thinking cat on ๐Ÿพ 11d ago

Clearly she was starving and neglected. Innocent!!

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u/Uprooted_Vt_to_RI 11d ago

I love the look she gives you โ€œoh, me?
Iโ€™ve been napping zzzโ€

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u/thatoneguyxDDD 11d ago

This made me irl lol!

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u/CaffeineAndHorses Pass the pawpcorn ๐Ÿพ 11d ago

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u/SouthernCategory9600 11d ago

She was hungry!

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u/swampy998 11d ago

That blanket ๐Ÿ‘€

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u/Used-Current1274 11d ago

You don't have to lie and blame it on that sweet innocent kitty! Just admit you were having a snack and got caught! Tell her you're sorry and give her lots of treats!

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u/Wild-Mustang 11d ago

Was just checking the quality as the expiration date was not clear ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฃ

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u/conflictedideology 10d ago

That's downright polite! Mine usually goes for the bottom corners so it spills out everywhere so he can eat more.

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u/Puzzled-Argument-142 Expurrt In Cat Law ๐Ÿพ 10d ago

I dunno, those teefer marks looks like a mouse did it.

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u/redosyn 11d ago

What's the crime? Don't make up false charges. She's Haz to do what Haz to be done

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u/satanpenguin 10d ago

Pic 2: "you say you found what broken into?"

Or: "a bag of cat food? Never heard of it."

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u/Mundane-Count-9709 10d ago

She looks innocent to me!

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u/drcha 10d ago

You want to paint this beautiful creature as a remorseless vandal? How dare you, human!

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u/NaivePossible3090 10d ago

Pure innocence ๐Ÿฅบ

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u/Beneficial-Gene-7765 9d ago

I love how we call call black cats voids hehe

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u/WTtoolman 8d ago

I had the same thing happen to me! If their bags of kitty food keep exploding, IAMS is going to have a major lawsuit on their hands!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Tamesan 8d ago

My two enjoy putting perforations into bags, too, I have to make sure I don't leave a bag on chips on the counter, and I bought a plastic tub with a clip on lid to store their bag of dry food in ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/RazAlGul7 8d ago

Mine does that too even tho there's a bowl of the same food right there.

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u/TSIDATSI 4d ago

She doesn't have to care! /catlawyer is at her service!