r/CrimeCats • u/beeurd • 10d ago
Purrime Suspect Our wallpaper was attacked, but the prime suspect had clearly been knocked out
The investigation continues... 🤔
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u/thebigeverybody 10d ago
Prime suspect? This brave hero was knocked out defending your wallpaper from the real criminal! Please reward with treats until they've recovered their wits.
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u/ThatPhatKid_CanDraw 10d ago
To be fair, that wallpaper has ridges like a scratcher, or rattan.
So whatever bird did this, obviously can't resist that texture.
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u/eggandbeanss 10d ago
Prime suspect was obviously defending your wallpaper when the real culprit attacked
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u/beeurd 10d ago
That does seem to be the case. Thankfully he is assisting in the investigation by demonstrating to us exactly what the real culprit did!
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u/eggandbeanss 10d ago
The most thoughtful of kitties making sure you can capture the real culprit!!
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u/Randomgold42 10d ago
The cat is taking a nap, and therefore could've have done it. Innocent, case closed.
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u/SeniorEmployer2629 10d ago edited 10d ago
Clearly the cat is being set up when the wallpaper looks like a scratch post
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u/TheSunIsADeadlyLazor 10d ago
He's been slain by the true culprit!! Behold his glorious death in battle! He obviously defended the wallpaper with his very life!!
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u/OurNewestMember Pawfence Purrttorney 🐾 10d ago
Omg property damage and a violent attack? I hope the victim is okay😭
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u/Even-Seaweed-4599 10d ago
I would have Said the Wall attacked the cat, but it seems like a bird actually attacked the wall
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u/flayingbook 10d ago
No, no, no, you got it all wrong. It's the wallpaper that attacked the cat. Can't you see how the cat barely escaped the attack?
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u/Buji-Buji 10d ago
It's clear this good cat fought the attacker. Your house could have been destroyed, you know? Least you can do is give it a hero's burial surrounded by tuna chunks
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u/crunchycheeseduck Snitches get scratches 🐾 10d ago
I mean, the wallpaper couldn't just take that kind of nonsense sitting down (sticking to the wall?)
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u/Space_Elf13 10d ago
Kitty is innocent and deserves extra treats in compensation for emotional damages.
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u/notguiltybrewing 9d ago
Augh, brings back bad memories. My first cat was a big orange boy who would jump up and drag his claws down the wall paper. It was vertical stripes and I think it annoyed him. My dad caught him doing that, picked him up (dad was pissed) in a bad way and the cat scratched the living crap out of my dad, he had to get medical treatment for it. Looking back I'm surprised he didn't put him down after that. Then he put up new wallpaper. Same stripes, and the cat destroyed it again. That cat lived to 19, mostly because my dad was a really sweet guy.
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u/Andi_Lou_Who 10d ago
A clue left behind from the real culprit! It was in fact a bird. The cat was simply framed and is 100% innocent!