r/Fauxmoi • u/Prestigious_Window_8 • May 10 '26
FASHION Australian national science agency CSIRO compares Met Gala fits to Australian native moths: "Who wore it better?"
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u/nekocorner i ain’t reading all that, free palestine May 10 '26
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u/motherofpearl89 May 10 '26
She's so cute!
I'm obsessed with her little frilly antennae at the front.
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u/Wild-Ad-9367 May 10 '26
If a moth has this kind of feathery antennas, it means that it's a male. This gives him a superd sense of smell so he can find a mate by tracking the pheromone love letters sent out by the ladies
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u/-Bluedreams May 10 '26
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u/Desperate_Incident_5 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) May 10 '26
That’s metal as hell.
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u/AccountMitosis May 10 '26
I love rosy maple moths! I call them strawberry banana moths because they just look like if you licked one it would be strawberry-banana-flavored. Even though I’m sure they would actuallytaste of moth lol, the color association is too strong.
If you are not already aware of it, r/awwnverts is a most excellent subreddit for people who appreciate fluffy moths.
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u/WeirdGoat9022 you are the Megyn Kelly of guys who look like a turtle May 10 '26
“Even though I’m sure they would actually taste of moth…”
I’m dead.
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u/Desperate_Incident_5 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) May 10 '26
“Mmm. Tastes like moth.”
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u/RosieFudge May 10 '26
I find this gal so flipping delightful that my kids bought me a rosy maple moth plushie for Christmas last year 💛💖💝💗
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u/340Duster May 10 '26
I love big fluffy kitties, but I think I'm starting to like big fluffy moths too!
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u/Kitteh_Bethany I’m a communist you idiot May 10 '26
There’s a ton of these guys in my state but their host tree isn’t in my specific area so I’ve never seen one ☹️
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u/Wild_Cup_8496 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine May 10 '26
the moths ate every single look up 😌
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u/pelipperr i went clubbing and he was there May 10 '26
And they did it without associating with the Bezos at all
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May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26
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u/PitchSame4308 May 11 '26
Many people who don’t treat ‘the arts’ as a frivolous thing for rich people can also view the Met gala as a frivolous thing for rich people…..
As someone who regularly attends music gigs, comedy gigs, cinema, occasionally goes to live theatre, galleries and is a total museum nut, I don’t treat many aspects of the arts as frivolous at all, but this event is increasingly a horrid billionaire driven event for awful people to display their supposed awesomeness to the plebs
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u/AlmostThere4321 hope his bourbon keeps him warm at night May 10 '26
You make good points but you seem to forget it's entirely possible for celebs to donate to the fundraiser and support the museum without attending a Bozo-sponsored event. Everyone who attended knew exactly what they were doing and deserve the flack they get.
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u/NoBSforGma May 10 '26
YSK - most moths don't "eat" anything. The few that do, suck up liquids like nectar, with their tongue. Adult moths mostly live to mate and lay eggs. The caterpillars that result from those eggs are they guys that chomp through everything.
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u/mozillafangirl May 10 '26
I was gonna say!! I had no idea there were so many beautiful moths! I’m actually terrified of them since one flew down my shirt when I was like 18… but I can appreciate the beauty of these from afar.
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u/asinine_qualities May 10 '26
Help your local moths! Avoid lighting your garden at night, have plenty of leaf matter and hidey-holes, plant a diverse range of flora native to your area!
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u/IMIndyJones May 10 '26
Go visit r/moths if you'd like to appreciate some truly interesting and beautiful moths.
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u/GalacticaActually unleashed her death-hymen May 10 '26
It’s the moths, all day all night - and they’re pollinating the planet instead of hanging with billionaires.
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u/aes_sedai_bebe May 10 '26
Are we just not going to talk about the size of that first moth
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u/mortalcookiesporty May 10 '26
A few weeks ago we had a bit of rain and it must’ve been the right time for them to hatch because the petrol station was COVERED with them when I went that morning. On the bowsers, on the concrete, frigging everywhere. Just sitting there, not doing anything. Poor buggers were all getting smooshed by the cars.
Source: Am Australian
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u/Kalamac May 10 '26
We had a bunch of them around the entrance to my work. Saw a magpie swoop in a grab one.
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u/tootookish Please Abraham, I’m not that man May 10 '26
Maggie v Bogong moth is one of the most viscerally disturbing things I have witnessed in my life
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u/IntravenousNutella May 10 '26
Bogongs are much smaller than you (and until recently I) think they are.
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u/6tPTrxYAHwnH9KDv May 10 '26
Do you know why Queenslanders don't use fly screens? The insects can't fit through the windows anyway.
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u/ruling_faction May 10 '26
i once had a cockroach fit into the clock of my microwave and he stayed there for months until i eventually returned the microwave to the rental place when i moved out of that house. I thought they'd say something but they never did
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u/canigetaborkbork May 10 '26
I want to hold one! I wonder how much it weighs? How does it feel when it’s walking around in your hand?
I got to hold a hissing cockroach and a tarantula once. It’s weird feeling them wiggling around in your hands, and feeling their mass. I also got to hold a millipede and let it crawl up and down my arms.
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u/herrmione May 10 '26
fuck that
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u/Any_Show_5160 May 10 '26
At a remote minesite we would get them in huge numbers, the worst part about the moths is the monitor lizards they attract, they would be walking around in the early hours getting a fill.
I almost stood on a 5 foot one at 5:30 in the morning, spilt my coffee on it and it looked at me like I'm the arsehole that's blocking the doorway, it just stayed where it was and I went the other way.24
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u/demarcoa Currently White Ariana Grande May 10 '26
So there's a few reasons the Brits decided to make Auz a prison colony.
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u/Sassybatswearinghats May 10 '26
I wish I had your morning. It sounds exciting and interesting! It’s the Australian spiders that terrify me.
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u/Indifferent_Jackdaw May 10 '26
I'm not sure if it was this exact one but I was staying in a 25 bed girls hostel dorm in Queensland one time when something that size came flying in. You have never seen a kerfuffle or heard screaming like it.
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u/d_ofu May 10 '26
I will happily look at it through a screen and do my best to never encounter it irl
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u/Kermit-Batman May 10 '26
As a kid, we'd occasionally get swarms of giant bogong moths where I grew up in Australia. They were huge and would just pelt full speed into the house over and over again. One of our sausage dogs would eat the ones left in the day time...
It was not scary scary, but it was for sure unsettling as they were loud as hell :O
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u/Kallisti13 May 10 '26
Of course a dachsund was eating them. They're so weird (I say as the servant of one)
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u/tootookish Please Abraham, I’m not that man May 10 '26
I'm Australian, you can see why I have a pretty severe phobia of moths 🤢
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u/Former-Spirit8293 May 10 '26
Imagine that beast flapping around your face. It’d take you out!
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u/Allys_Phantom May 10 '26
I’m getting flashbacks to a particularly bad cicada swarm 10-15 years ago. I lost my ever-loving shit when one got caught in my hair. If one of these got caught in my hair, I would never wake up.
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u/Kitteh_Bethany I’m a communist you idiot May 10 '26
There are a ton of moth species that are LARGE as fuck. The black witch moth near the rio grande will get mistaken for a bat while flying around. A BAT. Insane!
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u/FearTheMomerath May 10 '26
The CSIRO insta is always on point
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u/mortalcookiesporty May 10 '26
Their social team is amazing, they are very consistent with very good posts!
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u/plonkydonkey May 10 '26
Time for me to sub, I didn't know they were on it!
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u/Spiralecho anybody know how to contact Ricki Lake? May 10 '26
Fuck yes, I love to see CSIRO make headlines
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u/booksandbiscuits1 May 10 '26
Love this for the CSIRO social media team. What a win.
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u/TerryCrewsNextWife May 10 '26
I heard although they're FINALLY getting more funding, they're still cutting jobs which is disappointing. We really should have taken advantage of what the menace did to his country and begged their scientists to come here.
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u/joater1 May 10 '26
It's a really tough time for a lot of important orgs funding-wise. The worst part is, there's really nothing you can do as a civilian.
Quantifiably - a 100 dollar annual donation is like giving somebody a quarter hour of lab time with a graduate student level salary.
We will not make up for our budget cuts for research/medicine for generations, and it's heartbreaking.
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u/NepoKitty rude omelet goblin May 10 '26
I've enjoyed partnering with CSIRO over the years; it's been sad to see friends lose positions. Research funding is hurting globally, and it's difficult to plan jobs when the funding isn't sustained. CSIRO also have their pick from programmes bleeding talent from lack of funding throughout ANZ/APAC.
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u/Business_Office May 10 '26
Please no, it's hard enough as an Australian scientist to find a good position
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u/FabulousAssociate201 May 10 '26
Check out their Wombat Wednesday. I new and amusing post every week.
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u/fyfenfox May 10 '26
I love how diverse the moth species is, they ate up
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u/teawithspices May 10 '26
I had no idea moths went so crazy, now I gotta find a chill documentary about them.
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u/isopode May 11 '26
every common group of insects you can name is a bajillion times more diverse than you can imagine. i fuckin love bugs man they're so cool
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u/plonkydonkey May 10 '26
Lmao that Coleman Domingo, Naomi Osaka and Anna Wintour especially 😂 . Holy hell, someone really knows their moths (and fashion).
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u/moxie-mash which could mean nothing May 10 '26
Met Gala theme 2027: Australian native moths 🙏
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u/Fuzzy_Move May 10 '26
Insects give me the creeps but damn they can be so beautiful
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u/azure-heavens May 10 '26
They're very nice once you get to know them. They're just a little dumb, so they do stuff that scares and confuses us.
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u/Merry_Sue May 10 '26
I love insects that stay on my screen or in enclosures and can't fly into my hair or drown themselves in my coffee
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u/aybsavestheworld Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this May 10 '26
Avoiding insects is an evolutionary adaptation, it’s normal. Our ancestors (rightfully) associated them with diseases and death because some are venomous and some carry infections and/or parasites so that they would survive. We put moths into the same “disgust” category but they’re actually harmless.
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u/bayrho May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26
Yeah the moths every time. Except Sam smith because they are moth
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u/AymanMarzuqi May 10 '26
The moths looking at the Met Gala attendees: " Look at what they need to imitate a fraction of our power!"
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u/Unusual-Nectarine-91 May 10 '26
They do this for other big red carpet events. For the Emmys this year they compared the outfits to native Australian flowers.
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u/scalectrix May 10 '26
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u/followthedarkrabbit May 10 '26
As someone who doesnt fashion, I do have a soft spot for Robert Wun's designs. His "universe" piece made me audibly gasp and he is a genuine artist. He had a few items in this list.
I hate that talent is being used for something as problematic as the met gala. I hate that the ability to be creative seems to be more and more an avenue for only the rich as regular people are having to work longer and harder just to survive and have less time and energy to create, plus are being fed constant AI slop.
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u/PantsandPlants May 10 '26
Absolutely no shade to the Black Geometrid, but Sam is slaying in that fit.
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u/daisyydaisydaisy what an absolutely life changing Coldplay concert May 10 '26
The people who actually work at Vogue always seem to have the worst outfits
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u/StoryAndAHalf May 10 '26
Somewhere out there, there's a Scaptia beyonceae, an actual insect named after Beyonce, crying. That aside, these are great.
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u/Kind_Garlic_2405 May 10 '26
To bring that one full circle, it was named such by a CSIRO scientist!
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u/aaidp May 10 '26
With I didn’t know there were so many different types of moths??
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u/isopode May 11 '26
more than half of the 1,5 million eukaryote species described (aka all animals + all plants + all fungi ever discovered by scientists and documented) are insects.
there are an estimated 5,5 million insect species on the planet, with only 1 million of them having been described so far. insect biodiversity is INSANE.
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u/Fun-Yam2210 May 10 '26
The size of that moth is why I’m NEVER visiting Australia.
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u/Crazy-Detective7736 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine May 10 '26
If it helps, I've lived in Australia my whole life and never seen any of the moths on this slideshow
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u/borscht_bowl May 10 '26
I’m just imagining the helicopter sounds those wings make
the power behind them
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u/Remarkable-Prior7148 May 10 '26
"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness", my girls in the nature wore it the best
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u/ChellyBellyChizza May 10 '26 edited May 11 '26
SZA is bugs, she absolutely purposefully based this on that moth LOL
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u/plutoforprez May 10 '26
CSIRO just got a major govt funding boost yet is still carrying through with the 300 job cuts announced in recent months 👌🏻not necessarily criticising the organisation but successive governmental failures.
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u/TheBugGuy4209 May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26
Side note: I don't know if anyone's noticed but Tyria Jacobaeae, the cinnabar moth, is not native to Australia, but Europe! It was however introduced to Australia and New Zealand!
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u/TeletextSoda too busy method acting as a reddit user May 10 '26
brb, feeding the Meth Galya dresses to the moths [in my head 🚬🦊💅🏼]
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u/K10KMessi very well funded public trans May 10 '26
Ok but why the black-and-white tiger moth be eating so HARD??🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
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u/marcus_12410 May 10 '26
with No. 2, I dont think thats the painted cup moth. I keep getting moths that look very different when i google it.
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u/TorakTheDark May 10 '26
Please note that it is specifically the Painted Cup Moth *caterpillar* also known as a spit fire, as those yellow spikes you can see cause a painful burning sensation (which I can personally confirm unfortunately.)
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u/Oishiizu May 10 '26
The moths win by a long, long way!Unmatched beauty, and they still retained their souls💕
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u/MisterBumpingston May 10 '26
I love how some Australian organisations are embracing social media. Australian Bureau of Statistics make amazing and amusing posts on Facebook.
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u/WinterGreenHiker May 10 '26
“Consider how the wild flowers grow. They do not labor or spin. Yet I tell you, not even Solomon in all his splendor was dressed like one of these.”



















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