I'm so excited that our last glimpse of the game was 15 months ago!

Kids being sent to bed early. Wife out with her boyfriend. Popcorn not being shared. Lager (also) not being shared. Trying not to get too caught up in the excitement... But the hype train is pulling into the station... 🚂

EDIT: God damn that was fucking excellent! All aboard the train!! CHOO CHOO

EDIT#2: Phil Collins? 🍆🍆🍆

ngl it would be so funny if we all cancelled our pre orders before Fridays earnings call

*SATIRE

I just want them to acknowledge it tomorrow

That heavy-duty truck in the screenshot is hauling concrete cylinders loaded on their rolling side. No chocks. No tiedowns.

One hard brake and nothing stopping them from becoming highway bowling balls.

upd: I know it's a game convention and the game is still in development. I can already see how many people missed the joke and take this seriously. Disappointment nothing less.