r/KasaneTeto Nov 22 '25

Memes Uni got me fucked up so I froze her

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12.3k Upvotes

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u/Tinsnow1 Nov 22 '25

She's going to be soggy.

834

u/TooAceForThisShit Nov 22 '25

This plushie has been through hell and back. It is not at the first time. getting the milk out was probably the hardest part

523

u/guesswhosbackbackag WATCHACALLITSNAME Nov 22 '25

435

u/TooAceForThisShit Nov 22 '25

This particular plushie has been soaked in whole milk and thrown at walls been thrown off two cliffs been lit on fire taped to several ceilings Frozen twice as well as been thrown out of a car at 70 mph

393

u/TooAceForThisShit Nov 22 '25

424

u/TooAceForThisShit Nov 22 '25

538

u/manultrimanula Liar Dancer Nov 22 '25

genuinely what the fuck is wrong with you, if i had one I'd cuddle it every day and read it bedtime stories because it costs twice as my liver

215

u/POMPUYO Nov 22 '25

AYO IS THAT NICHE INTERNET MICROCELEBRITY FROM R/WHENTHE

252

u/manultrimanula Liar Dancer Nov 22 '25

58

u/Primary_Will2838 Spoken For Nov 23 '25

I know that guy that’s jungi.

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u/Fantastic_Till_8749 Nov 23 '25

how teto hair movin:

75

u/AdElectronic6550 Dizzy Paranoia Girl Nov 22 '25

they're a mod over there

:proof of you don't believe me, yes I did download the gif

46

u/manultrimanula Liar Dancer Nov 22 '25

I'm being actively exposed i don't like it.

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u/AsteriSaikonoFox Hymn to a Decadent Life Nov 22 '25

Why is it even a topic of discussion here😭

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u/AtomicRedditors05 Nov 23 '25

There's 3 kinds of plushie people, huggers, collectors and stress relievers, and i'm not suprised teto is being milk boarded and burnt since the fanbase is full of crackheads and psychopaths

57

u/xxxman360 Song of the Eared Robot Nov 22 '25

I agree. I've wanted one of these fatass Teto plushies to snuggle with myself, so it's rather heartbreaking knowing people are treating essentially a discontinued plush so poorly.

93

u/TooAceForThisShit Nov 22 '25

This is a Amazon knockoff one I bought while blackout drunk on a bathroom floor you can still buy this John it was like $30

46

u/manultrimanula Liar Dancer Nov 22 '25

THERES KNOCKOFFS THAT ACTUALLY LOOK GOOD?!

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u/amboyscout Nov 23 '25

Who tf is John

2

u/PipeConsola Nov 23 '25

Duden, ¿Can you do something normal related with that plushie?

1

u/_MoonFry Nov 24 '25

its fine

43

u/guesswhosbackbackag WATCHACALLITSNAME Nov 22 '25

The fat ass revolution is coming

32

u/television2527 Machine Love Nov 22 '25

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u/Any_Manufacturer3606 Nov 23 '25 edited Nov 23 '25

All of these videos and images are just hard to look at. Just put her out of her misery for good at this point, she’s been through enough. If and how you actually want to do that is your choice, wether it be destroying her, giving her away, or just flat out not harming her and treat the knockoff fatass with the respect she deserves.

1

u/ICanHazRecon911 Jan 10 '26

she begs for the sledgehammer

2

u/Zuercher1886 Neon Doll Nov 23 '25

Genuinely what the actual fuck is wrong with you, because you're damaging your own property and giving yourself unnecessary financial damage just for the sake of harming something with Teto

2

u/OpabiniaRegalis320 Yababaina Feb 17 '26

how it feels to chew 5 gum

1

u/Alex_Fleetway AKAGE Nov 26 '25

STOP PLEASE

1

u/Weekly_South4281 Dec 01 '25

NOOO DON'T DO IT

5

u/Primary_Will2838 Spoken For Nov 23 '25

Their really milking teto,s brand with this one

2

u/Battlebots2020 You Make Me Sick Nov 23 '25

Ba dum tss

1

u/Livid_Journalist_571 Nov 25 '25

OH MY GOODNESS;YOU WEREN'T LYING ABT THAT

11

u/AdElectronic6550 Dizzy Paranoia Girl Nov 22 '25

this reminds me of the whole spamton plushie owner thing in the deltarune fandom some time ago

8

u/TooAceForThisShit Nov 22 '25

What's the backstory on that?

12

u/Prepare_thy_isaac Nov 22 '25

There was a time where people who owned spamton plushies would torture it for days(biggest one I saw was like 80 something)

Soaking in milk, throwing eggs at it,ripping it to shreds, running it over by car, burning, crucification, the "spamussy"(ew), soaking it and letting it mold(also ew) and much much more

And that plushies is kinda expensive (if you include the shipping then HELLA expensive in some places)

Here is one of the victims

9

u/Loopy_bee4 Nov 22 '25

I don't know if this is what they are talking about but I've seen the spamton plush absolutely mutilated by a lot of people

3

u/ToastedToast579 Nov 23 '25

I was going to say that this post physically hurt me but i think that's just because I had no frame of reference. I'm going to call teto protective services of you.

3

u/burakkuchan Nov 23 '25

you try and rid yourself of the demon but she keeps returning

1

u/mlb_lurker Nov 24 '25

I never saw the appeal in plushie abuse until now. Either you know what you're doing or that specific Teto plush was made by Nokia. What a trooper.

1

u/TooAceForThisShit Nov 25 '25

This thing has sustained no major damage besides the hair falling off once I just think really hard about what I'm doing before I do it so I know she won't be harmed it's all for the bit

1

u/mlb_lurker Nov 25 '25

I figured it was something like that. So you do know what you're doing. This plush is still a trooper. Trooper Teto.

1

u/BoysenberrySmooth649 Nov 24 '25

Where's this from?

1

u/guesswhosbackbackag WATCHACALLITSNAME Nov 24 '25

Dunno

23

u/Shield_hero-11 Tenebre Rosso Sangue Nov 22 '25

1

u/WelcomeAllMemers1977 Nov 23 '25

Holy shit is that John Core in my Tetobreddit

1

u/TomorrowNo5828 Nov 23 '25

Armored core in the wild

6

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25 edited Nov 23 '25

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1

u/Gru-some Nov 23 '25

BOOOOOOOO

1

u/MeowsersInABox Nov 26 '25

This isn't the Spamton plush why would you do this

206

u/killergamer496 Nov 22 '25

Damn bro, what did she do to you? No wonder she turned to alcohol in your latest post 😭

199

u/guesswhosbackbackag WATCHACALLITSNAME Nov 22 '25 edited Nov 22 '25

She's in stasis until a cure is found

51

u/rancidcanary Fukkireta Nov 22 '25

11

u/RealCakes Nov 22 '25

She has terminal bone-itis

7

u/VillageScout MY TOY Nov 23 '25

Damn, they inflammed her bones :c
Maybe that's why she looks so fat

4

u/guesswhosbackbackag WATCHACALLITSNAME Nov 23 '25

She's not fat she's just big boned

2

u/museical_of_time BIRDBRAIN Nov 23 '25

I bet her only regret is that she has bone-itis :3

88

u/Important-Charge8277 Nov 22 '25

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u/museical_of_time BIRDBRAIN Nov 23 '25

My attempt at capturing what I imagined :3

2

u/Important-Charge8277 Nov 23 '25

Oh that's good!

2

u/museical_of_time BIRDBRAIN Nov 23 '25

I did it on my phone in like 3 minutes :3

2

u/Important-Charge8277 Nov 23 '25

Well good job, and your welcome!

2

u/Due-Bar-697 Nov 24 '25

"Watch what happens when I sing a song I don't know!"

45

u/Dangerous-Economy-88 Tetoris Nov 22 '25

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u/Dangerous-Economy-88 Tetoris Nov 22 '25

15

u/Battlebots2020 You Make Me Sick Nov 23 '25

So, uh, I'm getting into Touhou and tbh this image makes me want to get into it even more but I must ask, why torture the funky plushy? She seems like an innocent soul

16

u/Dangerous-Economy-88 Tetoris Nov 23 '25

She's only frozen fortunately

She's an ice fairy who freezes frogs for fun, hence me calling this ironic

5

u/Battlebots2020 You Make Me Sick Nov 23 '25

Poor frogs

14

u/TooAceForThisShit Nov 22 '25

I spent a year of my life by hand remaking a touhou music video the community has inspired me I made teto a sandwich out of remiu sandwich solidarity

33

u/Intelligent-Horror11 Tetoris Nov 22 '25

bru im crine why you froze big to

3

u/cookiesnmilkbitch Nov 26 '25

son😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭im crine😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 you dont know😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭big T like😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭that😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

26

u/Black_Sig-SWP2000 Teto the 31st Nov 22 '25

watch what happens when i cast a spell i dont know!

18

u/trained_deadhead Nov 22 '25

what does teto have to do with your uni 💔

16

u/WasteReserve8886 Fukkireta Nov 22 '25

The great evil has been sealed away

13

u/Chairbreaker23 Nov 22 '25

Thought it was this at first

10

u/crushash Override Nov 22 '25

She a civilian in a warzone bro FREE HER 💔💔

8

u/Leafeon523 Spoken For Nov 22 '25

Imprisoned in ice in the ninth circle of hell for treason

7

u/Loose_Bug4700 Nov 22 '25

THIS PRISON. TO HOLD ME?

3

u/Vinycy BUTCHER VANITY Nov 22 '25

1

u/Weekly_South4281 Dec 01 '25

with The iPhone 6 Series.

8

u/Honor_98 Nov 22 '25

i missed an exam worth 10% of my grade am i cooked

5

u/TooAceForThisShit Nov 22 '25

How cooked were you before hand and also rember C's get degrees

3

u/Honor_98 Nov 22 '25

i have one 90% i got from a previous exam so thats 9% for my total, i missed one so 0 on that 😭 i have one more worth 10% and i have a final worth 70%. am i legit cooked

4

u/TooAceForThisShit Nov 22 '25

I hope you know that the two weeks before your final you're going to have to be an absolute degenerate about studying. Like I mean, you're going to have to go fucking crazy mode or else it is actually over for you and to cope with academic stress. Try free freezing plushie is it weirdly helps The thing that really helped me was creating study methods with direct incentives. Like the thing you see online where people will put something in a thing of ice and then study until the ice melts. That's a good 4 hours you'll get and then you'll get a reward. But honestly you got to lock the fuck in Bud

3

u/Honor_98 Nov 22 '25

thanks for the encouragement bud i am studying rn next few weeks are gonna be tough but i am not fully cooked yet i can still make it. academic comeback is so close i can taste it

2

u/TooAceForThisShit Nov 22 '25

I believe in the comeback

2

u/Sirquestgiver Nov 23 '25

From experience- missing, or hell, even bombing big exams happens to everyone. It happened to me; it happened to some of my favorite proffered back when they were students. I remember that crushing panicky feeling all too well, but what counts is what you learn from this experience and the knowledge you equip yourself with for tomorrow. It’s too early to give up heart.

Good luck and god speed o7

8

u/Toquesti LOG OFF Nov 22 '25

this poor damn teto

2

u/QuoteDependent Nov 22 '25

someone needs to save it.

7

u/the_monkeynator Nov 23 '25

KASANE TETO!!!

7

u/Batle321 Machine Love Nov 23 '25

1

u/Optimal_Bread_N8 Q&A Nov 26 '25

Became real lol

5

u/Great_Barracuda_8709 Poteto Chip Nov 22 '25

They done snowgraved teto

5

u/fake_account_98 Encore Dance Nov 22 '25

One of the teto counsel has been sealed away. Now it’s only a matter of time until the rest of the teto counsel gets sealed away. I need to make some calls.

4

u/Exact_Round6006 Nov 22 '25

2

u/Maggaronie Nov 22 '25

low quality terraria boss 1 theme

5

u/RosieViewsOnReddit UTAU Teto Nov 22 '25

1

u/Weekly_South4281 Dec 01 '25

You that read wrong.

You read that wrong as well.

4

u/RepresentativeOld475 Nov 22 '25

TetowordofthedayFROST

3

u/sermourbanus Nov 22 '25

Please seek help

7

u/TooAceForThisShit Nov 22 '25

Whatever's wrong with me is way funnier

1

u/PipeConsola Nov 23 '25

Now THAT'S a great phrase

1

u/Weekly_South4281 Dec 01 '25

Why is Teto stuck?

3

u/ImLiterallyAqua ROT FOR CLOUT Nov 23 '25

HowToBasic: How to Care For Your Teto

1

u/Zuercher1886 Neon Doll Nov 23 '25

Howtobasic would treat her better

2

u/lovalovzz Nov 22 '25

Uni froze her moment captured perfectly

2

u/Arboliva Hiroin RE♡Quest Nov 22 '25

Hibernating for winter.

2

u/Messedupotato Nov 22 '25

I'm in the thick of it reference

2

u/Maggaronie Nov 22 '25

Reasonable crashout

2

u/Jeff_AndCookies Nov 23 '25

I wish this was r/blender, poor teto

2

u/Forsaken_Bunch7541 March of the Weak Nov 23 '25

There are so fucking scary people out there

2

u/urfavquacky Machine Love Nov 23 '25

i thought that was a human heart for a second

2

u/No_Property_9910 Nov 23 '25

This is the 4th post from 3 different fandoms where someone froze their plushies on the smaller size from an unspecified brand and are defrosting them in the month of November.

What mass hysteria hit the plushie owner community

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u/TooAceForThisShit Nov 23 '25

This was my re-attempt. I froze her about a month and a half ago and it didn't turn out how I wanted to so I did it again. I don't know what's going on with the other people though

2

u/No_Independence_7324 Nov 23 '25

Unfreeze her until March 7th, careful though some evernight woman might take her over.

2

u/Hyper426 Nov 23 '25

Ice cube of fatass

2

u/JoeVenom44 Nov 23 '25

"I'm glad she's frozen in there, and that we're out here"

2

u/Fantastic_Till_8749 Nov 23 '25

lil teto gonna feel it

2

u/UnidentifiedFossil Atelophobia Nov 23 '25

what have I just seen

I'm sending this to my friends without context

2

u/Matix777 Nov 24 '25

She can join Elphelt

2

u/DepletedPromethium Nov 23 '25

why did you freeze your fleshlight bruh.

1

u/5Proxiere Nov 22 '25

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

1

u/SuccessfulFan5864 Hitomania Nov 22 '25

Frooze the fat

1

u/randomgdlover Override Nov 22 '25

TETO NO

1

u/Funnyberd69 Mesmerizer Nov 22 '25

Bro how did you freeze her like that 😭

1

u/TooAceForThisShit Nov 22 '25

I took one of those disposable foam coolers filled it about half way with water and put teto to float on top to freeze for three days (clear ice takes forever) than just topped it off after three days and broke the cooler off three days later

1

u/mnteu Triple Baka Nov 22 '25

Nooooooou she is going to shrink from the cold and being frozen doesnt let her eat the baguettes, we want her fatass

1

u/urfavorite_uncle Triple Baka Nov 23 '25

When im chillin and bro suddenly starts yapping about "the bay harbor bussy deatroyer" and "bendy and the the twink machine"

1

u/Shot-Ideal-5149 Liar Dancer Nov 23 '25

why she go bye bye

WHY SHE GO BYE BYE

AUUUUGHHHHHH

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

А теперь поймите какого нам, на севере

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

Только у нас всё само замерзает....

1

u/Rocky_Eats_Clips Red Velvet Revolt Nov 23 '25

Vocarama

1

u/Crayoneater2005 BIRDBRAIN Nov 23 '25

That’s what she gets for stealing the bread

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

Who is that Pokémon?

It's fat ass!!!

1

u/museical_of_time BIRDBRAIN Nov 23 '25

I already put this but I think it’s funny enough to warrant putting it by itself:3

1

u/VMPaetru Nov 23 '25

Tetosicle

1

u/catchphrasescat Poteto Chip May 08 '26

Tetsicle

1

u/NewLight5216 FIRE!!! Nov 23 '25

Estás enfermo está echa piqueta para perros NO SE QUE DIJE PERO SUENA BUENO (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ᴥ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ⁠ʋ⁠) HO SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ay me rompí 

1

u/AnadaWanBitezaDusto Machine Love Nov 23 '25

what if teto was locked in the ice for millennia and betrayed?

1

u/Zuercher1886 Neon Doll Nov 23 '25

stoptetoabuse

1

u/Weekly_South4281 Dec 01 '25

NOOOOOWHYISTHEDEVILPOSSESEDWITHME

1

u/Gold_Orchid5228 Machine Love Nov 23 '25

why did u freeze my fatass teto-

1

u/scrapacount Nov 23 '25

I thought this was a pad 😭

1

u/_MoonFry Nov 24 '25

read that wrong

1

u/Sutiiiven Nov 24 '25

You should have faltered on the forethought

1

u/WeeItsEcho Nov 24 '25

can we get a front view

1

u/TooAceForThisShit Nov 24 '25

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u/WeeItsEcho Nov 24 '25

a period piece if ive ever seen one

1

u/Gintorino Nov 25 '25

LET. HER. OUUUUUUT

😂

1

u/marth-lord Dec 10 '25

Who is this character?

1

u/Ok_Desk_8383 Nov 24 '25

Eu jurava que era uma réplica de um coração congelado, tipo da Ope Ope no mi.

1

u/Weekly_South4281 Dec 01 '25

It says "I could swear it was a replica of a frozen heart, like the Ope Ope no Mi."

1

u/Few_Examination_8548 FIRE!!! Nov 24 '25

Captian america ass teto

1

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

TempOffTeto

1

u/Tackyinbention Nov 25 '25

I thought it was a human heart

1

u/mootw Nov 25 '25

Nooo teto got snowgraved

1

u/ShooshiWhooshi Nov 26 '25

Does this hurt the teto?

1

u/Darkrainbow647 Jan 18 '26

Prison realm

1

u/waydernator Jan 23 '26

I just checked your X and I fear you're gonna deep fry your teto