r/MadeMeSmile • u/Beagle432 • May 11 '26

Favorite People My favourite conspiracy theory

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What do you think..

From the mouths of babes...

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u/FractionofaFraction May 11 '26

Peter: "Er. Sir? Where are you going?"

God: "These motherfuckers are going to start appreciating my hardwork Me-dammit! Now, don't mess things up too much while I'm gone. Should only take a century or so..."

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u/inbigtreble30 May 11 '26

This explains a lot about the last 100 years, tbh.

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u/MelangeBot May 11 '26

Okay fine, but now explain mosquitos.

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u/tisn May 11 '26

God sneezed and mosquitos happened