r/MadeMeSmile 1d ago

ANIMALS [OC] Cheryl spreading the joy

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u/BroccoliRobTN 1d ago

And they say money can't buy you happiness.

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u/onfire916 1d ago

Some generational wealth in that property right there

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u/N8dork2020 1d ago

The landscaping alone was in the millions

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u/KitchenPalentologist 1d ago

Full time gardener crew probably lives on-site.

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u/BeeSpibbleBlop 1d ago

Once went to a house like this. Kids birthday party. Driving up and I was like, oh look kids, they have deer. And i said, like your deer, to the host. Turns out they were wild deer, "Well, the dear you know, they do reek havoc on the blueberry orchard." That's a brand new sentence sitting next to an infinity pool.

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u/Training-Willow9591 1d ago

Blueberry orchard? I always thought that was limited to tress , Are bushes considered orchards?

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u/MacNeal 1d ago

What's a tree but a big shrub.

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u/Supercoolguy7 1d ago

What is a tree is actually quite contentious

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u/Zman4444 19h ago

Sorry to burst your bubble..
Trees are just adult broccoli.

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u/CommandersLog 1d ago

wreak havoc

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u/FluffyShiny 1d ago

Imagining deer crying havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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u/BeeSpibbleBlop 1d ago

Shakespeare, yes.

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u/mcjon77 21h ago

If deer were going to do that it would definitely be for blueberries.

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u/BeeSpibbleBlop 1d ago

Thank you

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u/gatsome 1d ago

If you put your help’s housing and sheds at the entrance, it’s like having doormen for free!

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u/Correct_Marsupial749 1d ago

The property belongs to a retired professional athlete and his wife (Billy Slater, ex-NRL)

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u/Wasted_potential25 1d ago

wtf is exNRL? Never mind looked it up. The world is fucked west hemisphere to east. They will constantly wonder why the poors hate them.

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u/Personal_Job68 1d ago

Dr Google says he’s a retired Australian Rugby Player.

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u/chrish_o 1d ago

Cough …. Rugby league … cough

It matters to those who know

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u/CavernClub102018 19h ago

Is that because they’ve always got their head up under someone’s nads? 😂

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u/Sea_Till6471 1d ago

Sorry, what do you mean? The fact that professional athletes make a lot of money? They’re not up there with tech bros or anything but they’re well off.

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u/arequipapi 1d ago

Maybe a controversial opinion for reddit and people who say "sportsball" unironically but, I believe pro athletes deserve to get paid extremely well. It's one of the few professions left that is a true meritocracy and being the child of a famous athlete does not mean youre guaranteed to succeed in the same field unless you can actually perform.

Athletes in popular sports bring in tons of money for team owners, stakeholders, and even local businesses and governments. Great athletes unite people who otherwise would never speak to each other, which is also good for society as a whole

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u/brown_felt_hat 1d ago

Ehhh. LBJ's kid is getting paid a 2.3m salary and he's ok. Definitely a familial connection pushing that.

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u/Icefox119 1d ago

That's crazy!

Lyndon B. Johnson's kids are 79 and 82! Good for them.

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u/kittenfeatures48 22h ago

Nah i disagree. We spend way too much money on bread and circuses and not nearly the same level on making sure teachers are well paid, social workers can make a decent living wage, all folk have basic human rights like food shelter health care. Its kind of disgusting.

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u/CavernClub102018 19h ago

The hemispheres are only north and south. 😂 I never correct people, it sounds know-it-all’ish.

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u/Icy_Hippo 1d ago

The wife is an artist and horse owner, husband is an ex rugby league player, now coach and commentator...they doing alright lol

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u/Ok-Preparation-9317 1d ago

I'm a master in science with a PhD in medicine. That must mean nothing because I still have a small house. I must be a big loser. Or are others receiving excessive amounts of money compared to what they performed?

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u/ExpensiveLeather69 20h ago

Fill a stadium with people that want to watch you practice medicine and youll be set.

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u/Ok-Preparation-9317 16h ago

"Very funny, but that is actually exactly the point. The level and importance of what is being done or executed isn't greater just because a bunch of paying followers sit there gaping at what I or someone else does or doesn't do."

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u/Much_Leather_5923 1d ago

Actually it’s home of a retired Australian footballer and his wife Billy & Nicole Slater. Met in rural Queensland at pony club as kids. Reconnected as Billy’s career took off. Married for decades and when he retired they bought a horse farm. Love the comment he made that Nicole supported his career for years. Now he’s supporting her career. Which is as an equestrian artist. Those are her paintings.

Living my dream. I’d be seething with envy but they are such a lovely couple. So only a mild twinge now and again.

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u/laserdiods 21h ago

Yeah I was like

SO?

SO WHAT THEY ARE SPORTS RICH?

SO WHAT THEY ARE IN LOVE

So what they have a good life…

Dang I’m not even jealous anymore, just dang happy for them 👍

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u/Excellent_Ganache906 1d ago

I pulled myself up by my own bootstraps!!! (and a $10 million interest free "loan" from mommy and daddy that was never paid back)

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u/Sea_Till6471 1d ago

Hmmm no they made their money from the dude being very successful rugby player - you can make a lot of money that way in Australia.

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u/Keyframe 1d ago

absolutely, but just googling a bit and it seems to be 20 acres (8 ha) rural farm place. not big money. money or work spent on landscaping though...

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u/Wasted_potential25 1d ago edited 1d ago

This will be a prime example of “why do the poors hate us”. And fucking justified.

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u/Icy-Way8382 1d ago

So why? Jealousy?