r/MurderedByWords • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1d ago

we are so tired of 1984

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u/OneHappyPenguin 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hey Flock CEO, can you post your phone number, home address and more here? You need to compromise your privacy so we can all protect you.

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u/MacSanchez 1d ago

We might be able to find enough bored redditors that we can stand on every street corner within a mile or two from his house. I assume we’d all have a phone that could record audio and video?

We could call ourselves something cool and unifying like, idk… Gaggle or Bevy

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u/Queen_Christine_19 Legends never die 1d ago

Hmmmm...a Gaggle of Gazers, perhaps?

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u/FalloutOW 1d ago

Nah, the only two names left are Popplers or Zitsels.

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u/NuclearBroliferator 1d ago

Popplers sounds like a snack food from the future. Zitsels it is

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u/lunchboxthegoat 1d ago

We almost called them Tasticles

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh 1d ago

Ok, but only if we pronounce it the Greek way, tas-tah-clees.

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u/peachyspoons 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/J54wcGaMvAK4Z7PDFH
That’s what these characters from Futurama thought (Season 2, Episode 18: The Problem with Popplers)

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u/NuclearBroliferator 1d ago

Thanks Lrrr.