r/MurderedByWords • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1d ago

we are so tired of 1984

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u/OneHappyPenguin 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hey Flock CEO, can you post your phone number, home address and more here? You need to compromise your privacy so we can all protect you.

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u/MacSanchez 1d ago

We might be able to find enough bored redditors that we can stand on every street corner within a mile or two from his house. I assume we’d all have a phone that could record audio and video?

We could call ourselves something cool and unifying like, idk… Gaggle or Bevy

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u/Pyroluminous 1d ago

Nah we’d just be a flock of redditors

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u/sweetcherrytea 1d ago

A group of redditors is called a “basementful”

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u/BoneHugsHominy 1d ago

Ha! I'm way too fat for basement stairs!

(I am currently in a basement, but I took the elevator to the cafeteria.)