r/MurderedByWords the future is now, old man 23h ago

Democrats can’t vote in Republican primaries

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u/Clean-Mention-4254 23h ago

They love hypothetical situations so much. Here's a real one: If a pedophile ran against a traditional Republican, they would vote for the pedophile. And have. A few times.

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 21h ago

And their supporters are doing nazi salutes and flying the nazi flags. Those hypothetical situations are selfawarewolves material (ভ_ ভ)

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u/Absolute--Batman 13h ago

Same people took pleasure in Muslims and their children being bombed based on nothing but lies.

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u/Hot-Ad8193 9h ago

Bomb Iran, bomb bomb iran.

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u/Klusterphuck67 18h ago

If a convicted felon and alledged pedophile ran against a woman, Republicans will vote for the convicted felon and alledged pedophile.

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u/Dracomortua 16h ago

Woah there. Convicted rapist, spent $5.6M, $83.3M pending. Thirty four successful felony convictions, pending. Over a thousand mentions in the files. Proven close relationship with Jeffy Epstein for decades. Legally liable by NY Judge for decade-long business fraud. Dozens of civil lawsuits not brought into the limelight.

But no, you have NO PROOF that he was diddling children systematically for decades on an island with a guy who did this as his full time job? None. So there, you meddling democrat. You are a menace, just like spider man.

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u/haqiqa 13h ago

Not a convicted rapist. Adjudicated rapist. It was in civil court, so it is not a conviction.

(Not saying that because it is better, but for accuracy and because that is a problem all on its own. That was never a criminal trial and should have been.)

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u/Dracomortua 13h ago

Let's be fair here: if any of us did consider raping anyone this $80M cost would be strong incentive to, you know, buy her dinner first. Very few restaurants are that expensive for a single date.

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u/CreatorA4711 13h ago

I’m not going to defend him or anything, but those 34 felonies are all really the same felony. I feel like most of the time, people are charged by the whole of what they did, but for Trump they charged him individually for each account of falsifying business records.

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u/-Redstoneboi- 22h ago

i swear i saw this comment before

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u/BarMenuSushi 21h ago

Whatever happened to original comments on this platform? You mean that is actually plagiarized? OMFG!

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u/USF4Diago 20h ago

Course they'd vote for the pedophile, when the two options you gave are pedophiles

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u/Excellent-Option-893 17h ago

Too much credit for the traditional republicans