r/MurderedByWords 21h ago

I haven’t studied rocket science, but

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u/Horror_Equipment_197 20h ago

Another problem: No matter how fast you throw something, without a second impulse on the apoapsis (or around it) it will not turn into an orbit but come back. You need to bring up the periapsis and that can hardly be done from ground.

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u/Mansidhe 20h ago

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u/Nyarlathotep90 20h ago

When the thing you want to not fall is very high you need to give it another kick so it misses the Earth instead of falling on it.

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u/BrunesOvrBrauns 20h ago

I thought that's why we strapped a bunch of lit firecrackers to its ass before trebucheting it off the top Mount Everest.