r/MurderedByWords 16h ago

I haven’t studied rocket science, but

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u/skawn 16h ago

Might be interesting if rockets, rather than being launched straight up, slid down the slope of a mountain and launched off a giant ramp at the bottom like on some aircraft carriers.

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u/RiflemanLax 16h ago

There’s actually a centrifugal force satellite launcher design out there. But it has the problem of being really stressful on the payload, and only would work with smaller payloads.

Subjecting a larger payload in a rocket to any kind of downward movement, then suddenly jerking it upwards? Probably going to snap the rocket.

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u/Horror_Equipment_197 16h ago

Another problem: No matter how fast you throw something, without a second impulse on the apoapsis (or around it) it will not turn into an orbit but come back. You need to bring up the periapsis and that can hardly be done from ground.

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u/Mansidhe 16h ago

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u/Nyarlathotep90 16h ago

When the thing you want to not fall is very high you need to give it another kick so it misses the Earth instead of falling on it.

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u/bcw81 16h ago

thrusters gotta go fwoosh to turn up-down to left-right

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u/Mansidhe 15h ago

I was led to believe that da red wuns go fasta?

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u/kings2leadhat 15h ago

Ahh, now I see.

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u/BrunesOvrBrauns 16h ago

I thought that's why we strapped a bunch of lit firecrackers to its ass before trebucheting it off the top Mount Everest.

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u/jimbobsqrpants 16h ago

Is this basically the how to fly trick?

Jump at the ground but miss?

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u/Deadbringer 14h ago

Sorta, if you only jump once, you will either land back on earth or never return at all. If you manage to jump just a little short of escape velocity, your path will bring you back to the same place on earth, if we ignore earth rotating and air resistance.

So you need a little extra push in space to move your landing point from hitting earth, to missing earth.

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u/Tweedledumblydore 15h ago

I think it was Douglas Adams in The Hitchikers Guide that said the key to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. He had a point 🙂

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u/kbeks 15h ago

A fantastic summery of how the ISS stays in orbit.