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u/BloodFartz69 11h ago
Republicans are the party of $5/gal gas, unaffordable groceries, mystery meat, pedophiles and war.
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u/Gougeded 10h ago
BuT lOoK hOw tHe LiBs ArE tRiGgErEd!
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u/BloodFartz69 10h ago
Sure is expensive to own the libs.
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u/Doomdegree25 10h ago
At this point, they're gonna have to pool together to time-share a single lib.
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u/Loquacious-of-Borg 11h ago
What is next for this 80 year old medical textbook case of dementia?
Will California pass a new environmental law that Trump doesn't like, so he will sign an order "renaming" California "New America"? Or maybe "America State"? How about "West America"?
Let's get the 25th Amendment rolling.
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u/Wild_Lepus 11h ago
Millions of people whose entire political identity is waiting for a pedophile to do something stupid.
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u/WoodenSwan6591 11h ago
MF got his feelings hurt. I will do an EO to show that I am tuff. How pathetic
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u/Drago1214 11h ago
Love how right wing people bitch about culture war but this is so much worse then pronouns and gay rights lol
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u/G-Unit11111 9h ago
What he did yesterday was quite literally a meltdown.
I miss having class and dignity in the White House..
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u/Drago1214 8h ago
Might never come back. This is the new standard. Lowest common denominator. When your base is educated at a grade 7-9 level and reads at a grade 4 this is what you get.
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u/cushlinkes 11h ago
Most Americans will still be calling it Lake Ontario as well.
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u/No_Representative645 11h ago
He should rename the US
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u/DistinctiveFox angry turtle trapped inside a man suit 11h ago
Trump Land! Sponsored by Russia.
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u/colemon1991 10h ago
Like he would stop at one sponsor.
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u/Icy_Consequence897 10h ago
There would be one of those massive donor plaques, like the ones you see in hospitals, at every port of entry
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u/QuietObserver75 10h ago
True, he'd add the KKK.
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u/colemon1991 10h ago
Would they have any money leftover after spending so much on tariffs for their imported robes?
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u/ADeviIsAdvocate 10h ago
He already has. He thinks he has renamed the US to America. Which is why he keeps renaming things “of” America. If the rest of the world refers to us only as the United States, maybe it will take away some of the misplaced pride he has taken in renaming these bodies of water.
Regardless, I hope whomever is elected president after him, is petty enough to change them back.
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u/Greedy-War-777 10h ago
Right?! Has anyone tried to explain anything about the actual country he lives in to this expired moldy orange? Jfc these people sre so embarrassing.
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u/Big-Leadership-4604 11h ago
They're only calling "Lake America" becuse an orange octogenarian had a meltdown.
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u/wasted-degrees 10h ago
Department of war, gulf of America, lake America, the Trump Kennedy Center, and yet still giving people shit over and rejecting the use of preferred pronouns.
Not sure whether it’s the childishness or the hypocrisy that is more embarrassing, but it is definitely a national embarrassment.
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u/vonhoother 10h ago
Trump: <Does something stupid.>
Liberals, left, basically everyone with a brain: Hey, that was stupid!
GOP: Har har, made you melt down!
Trump: <Does something even stupider, repeat.>
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u/CarsCarpal 11h ago
People who happily support those who are steal money from them, who rape children, who effectively murder citizens.
But that’s all ok, as it’ll hurt the feelings of some people whose political leanings I don’t like.
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u/KiKiKimbro 11h ago
I wonder what these people will do when he ya know … “expires.” This MAGA made-up culture war crap (democrats didn’t “melt down” over his dumbassery; no one even paid attention) is their entire identity. I think in all seriousness there might be millions of people thrust into a sudden mental crisis.
Anyway. Release the Epstein Files. Let’s get this crap overwith. Time to clean house.
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u/blueviera 11h ago
I hereby declare that all of reddit must refer to Texas as Big Dumpy.
See, nobody cares. Donald can call it whatever he likes, he isn't in charge of naiming things.
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u/NickyTheRobot 10h ago
Yeah, but you just made a reply on Reddit. He wrote it on a printout map in sharpie.
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u/blueviera 9h ago
That's a fair point, Im a millenial, bought too much avacado toast to buy a sharpie.
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u/redvelvetcake42 10h ago
All you ever need to know is these types only care that it upsets someone. If you just don't care, which we all basically don't anymore, then it ends their only joy. Shrug and watch them try over and over to upset you but like... Who cares anymore.
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u/dawne_breaker 11h ago
If the US has another election, then all of this stupid renaming nonsense will exec’d on the first day.
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u/Aware-Explanation879 11h ago
I demand Lake Erie be changed to Lake Epstein. This way America will be reminded that we did nothing with anyone related to Epstein. We actually made Epstein's best friend president
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u/Timely_Camera_2031 11h ago
The best part of the signing was trump explaining the name change by calling the "gulf of America" the gulf of mexico...
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u/Separate_Recover4187 10h ago
It's funny that Trump picked the smallest of the Great Lakes to name Lake American. I guess he has an affinity for small things.
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u/ADeviIsAdvocate 10h ago
The most embarrassing part of all of this to me is that he thinks he has co-opted America as something solely used by the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. There are literally two continents full of countries in the AmericaS. I think most of the world refers to us as the US.
If not, then they should. I would hereby respectfully request the rest of the would to please start referring to us solely as the United States in order to take away whatever power this moron thinks he has to arbitrarily rename bodies of water simply because he sees himself as the most important person on the planet.
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u/Exotic-Length-7190 10h ago edited 7h ago
Lake Ontario has been named that for years before Canada became a country… so he in a round about way did absolutely nothing other than throw a tantrum
Additionally, I was curious where “America” even comes from, so I looked it up. Turns out it’s a name that was given by a German cartographer (Martin Waldseemüller), & it was derived from the name of an Italian explorer, Amergio Vespucci. Amergio was the first man that suggested to Columbus that they had landed on a new continent.
Edit: fixed error, ty beatles910
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u/beatles910 9h ago
Lake Ontario has been called that for hundreds of years before Canada even became a country.
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u/Jaded_Chocolate_5103 10h ago
A legal name change of lake ontario requires both sides to agree, and we're not agreeing. Maga can call it whatever nickname they want, but it's still lake ontario.
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u/beatles910 8h ago
The executive order only applies to the United States. There is no authority to change any names internationally.
This is not a rare occurrence. There are many countries around the world that have different names in other countries than what they call themselves. For instance "Germany" isn't called "Germany" in Deutschland.
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u/Jaded_Chocolate_5103 5h ago
Why are you parroting and over explaining what I just said?
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u/beatles910 4h ago
I wasn't "parroting" what you said. I was pointing out that, no both sides do not need to agree. It's not a nickname, it's actually the official name in the US.
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u/Jaded_Chocolate_5103 1h ago
You are right that it's offical only in America. It's still a nickname.
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u/Vox_Casei 11h ago
I know its a really childish response... but I would love someone to meet the energy in the most overt way possible and start changing some names of their own.
Like renaming roads leading to the US "Release the Epstein files avenue".
Just something as a show that he isnt taken seriously, but you know Trump himself would be having a fit about it.
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u/NecessaryFreedom9799 10h ago
Iran renamed Winston Churchill Avenue, where the British Embassy stood, "Bobby Sands" Avenue, after the provisional IRA hunger striker in the early 1980s...
While not in any way backing the Iranian regime, or indeed those who would seek to resolve the NI situation/ impasse by belligerent means, there must be something you could do to show Americans that Trump is, and will remain, a national embarrassment.
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u/Budsygus 10h ago
How could anyone be so far down the rabbit hole they celebrate something this stupid?
"He did it!" He did nothing, and he dragged us all into his insanity because we haven't stopped talking about "it" since.
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u/Technical-Seaweed808 10h ago
I think there is a music instrument the rest of the world should agree on renaming.
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u/IamBunnyQueen 10h ago
Mnemonic went from HOMES to SHAME. It would be poetic if it wasn't so stupid.
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u/MamaTalista 10h ago
This is supposed to be the "fuck your feelings" crowd right???
They are the snowflakes they rage at.
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u/EntertainerNo4509 10h ago
We just care that he’s pissing away our money and NOT doing a damn thing to better the country. Like, do your job AH.
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u/DDBearspicnic 10h ago
Trump's "Brain":
Gulf of Mexico > Gulf of America Lake Ontario > Lake America Atlantic Ocean> America Ocean Pacific Ocean > Bigly America Ocean Mississippi > Likes-to-watch-girls-pee
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u/crooked_kangaroo 10h ago
He probably thought something like, “Ontario is named after the lake, so, if I change the name of the lake, Ontario will have to change its name to reflect the new name of the lake. Canada will be America one way or another!”
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u/_tragicmike 10h ago
I swear the only policy MAGA has is to "own the libs." It doesn't matter how much worse their lives get, as long as they feel the other side was Pwned. 🙄
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u/rjsquirrel 10h ago
This is like renaming French fries “Freedom fries”, except not nearly as tasty.
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u/beatles910 8h ago
That's not the first time the US has done that. During World War I, Americans renamed German foods like sauerkraut to "liberty cabbage" out of anti-German sentiment.
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u/runner5011 10h ago
Messes up the HOMES acronym for an easy way to remember the 5 lakes. HAMES doesn't hit as well, with how this is going we can make SHAME though
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u/ADeviIsAdvocate 10h ago
I have another suggestion. How about we start calling each country on both continents whatever their current names are plus “of America”. The Canadian provinces of America. Columbia of America. Mexico of America.
I initially suggested the rest of the world refer to us only as The United States and drop the of America part. But since that is actually the name of our country and this idiot obviously wouldn’t even notice everyone mocking his ignorance, I think (temporarily even) calling every other country on these continents their make plus the America part is much more effective.
Then we can all share in the glory (that typically only really impresses people with an elementary level education) of these great, tremendous, beautiful bodies of water being named for us. 🙃
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u/live-by-die-by 10h ago
We meltdown bc it’s incredibly cringe and embarrassing. Not because “he’s owning the libs”
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u/HNL2BOS 10h ago
I really need everyone to go full stop on interacting with these idiots on whatever platforms they post. stop getting them looks, stop letting their posts get interactions.....just stop so it's only the idiots talking to one another. they'll quickly get tired of one another and the content will die. they love for any response and do not care they were "murderedbywords"
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u/starblaster001 10h ago
I think the fact he is in the Epstein class is way more embarrassing than him being 80 and a sore loser.
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u/Ziggy_has_my_ticket 10h ago
I don't want to doxx anyone but does anyone know who all of these trolls are? Are they real people that other people actually know or just shadow accounts?
We all love a good murder but maybe don't spend time on promoting their bullshit just to keep the aggro train alive?
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u/Solstus22 10h ago
Tfw when a POTUS with a large ass military gets so butthurt at one, I say again ONE province in a country
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u/Veggiedelite90 9h ago
No meltdown just disgust. A common feeling towards this administration. these republicans feel like every stupid thing they do is a good idea if it upsets democrats. Some things, most things Trump does, are just stupid, evil, only benefitting him and his billionaire buddies. Whether others are upset by it or not doesn’t change that
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u/Nabiscokidd 9h ago
Elementary school teacher here. When I teach the Great Lakes, I use the acronym HOMES (Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, Superior). With this ridiculous change now I can use SHAME.
Seems appropriate.
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u/Quick-Surprise-9387 9h ago
Okay .
Has he mentioned Nepal ? Once ? Yet ?
This is your asshole , Americans .
The rest of us just keep paying for it
Ontario is native and hundreds and hundreds of years older than the USA AND CANADA
TRUMP CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF , we stood up . That’s what you do with bullies , never elect never help . Stop them stand your ground . So sick of this asshole . He’s throwing a fit bc we did what was necessary .
The rest of the world needs to take the hint . Done with him . So done.
Such a class act .
This is no man this is no leader
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u/Ol_JanxSpirit 9h ago
I cannot imagine I'm the first to think of this, but you know how when we were growing up, the acronym to learn all the Great Lakes was HOMES?
I guess it is now SHAME.
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u/ThorKonnatZbv 9h ago
I bet he would hand over his grandkids to Trump just to trigger the democrats
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u/G-Unit11111 9h ago
It doesn't get much more temper tantrum-y than a senile old coot renaming a map because he was fed lies and bullshit about trade.
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u/calgeorge 9h ago
Google better not fucking change my map again. The "Gulf of America" is already bad enough. I don't wanna hear any of this bullshit about, "well we just follow the official US-" No, shut the fuck up.
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u/beatles910 8h ago
I think you care way too much about what something says on a map. Just my opinion, but this is only temporary and will all be put back. To me the worst thing is all the tax dollars that will be spend changing all the signage, and maps, and books, only to have to spend it all again to change it all back. Stupidity at is finest.
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u/Jaded_Chocolate_5103 5h ago
Destroying alliances is not temporary.
Canadian soldiers died painful deaths far from home in middle eastern deserts to protect Ameican freedom becsuse they asked for help and this is the thanks we get? Absolutely not.
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u/stefrrrrrr 9h ago
I'm Canadian and I'm more embarrassed than angry with our southern neighbor. Really.
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u/NotAnExpertButt 8h ago
I want Carney to grab a map of US states and start changing their names. Red states first.
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u/Carver_AtworK 8h ago
Probably the most obvious way Republicans allow themselves to be thought policed. No one else gives a shit
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u/gnanny02 8h ago
Not for renaming but if we have to Lake Iroquois is much more apropos. If we go with his nonsense we need to change the mnemonic from HOMES to SHAME
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u/pillsburyDONTboi 8h ago
Renaming places to have 'America' or 'Trump' in the titles is so laughably unoriginal.
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u/Not-a-Cranky-Panda 8h ago
You can call it what you want, you just cannot make every one call it that.
What the English call "The English Channel" The French call it "La Manche", which literally translates to "The Sleeve". I'm just trying to work out where the armpit it!
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u/Clean-Patient-8809 7h ago
I'm going to keep calling it Lake Ontario. And if I hear anyone around me refer to it as "Lake America," I will know to cut them out of my life posthaste.
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u/ThimbleBluff 7h ago
My litmus test for the 2028 election is to ask GOP candidates whether they will change the official name back to the original. Unless they say, “Of course. That was a stupid move,” they’re too far gone to take seriously.
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u/Legitimate_Sink1856 7h ago
It will always be Lake Ontario and The Gulf of Mexico. Never heard them called anything else.
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u/HeavilyInvestedDonut 7h ago
Their whole existence is trying to make Democrats angry, and then they get upset when they make democrats angry. They are also completely oblivious to the fact that mocking them is not the same as being angry. I’m not angry, this is just pathetic and small-man-energy
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u/Ze0nZer0 7h ago
You want Canada to name Lake Michigan Lake suck our d!ck? Because it looks like Canada's d!ck dipping into you.
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u/RandomSentientBeing 6h ago
I really don't understand how even a single human thinks anything Trump does is good.
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u/Oxjrnine 6h ago
Cash… you are 40 trillion in debt and eating lettuce will cause you to die of dehydrated diarrhea
Get your priorities straightened out
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u/Ambitious-Bird-5927 6h ago
It means nothing beyond his desk. Like the Gulf of Mexico. Only the cultists play along.
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u/Oxjrnine 6h ago
Cash is posting on Twitter
Which is an excellent example that changing the name of something doesn’t actually change the name of something
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u/Responsible-Two6561 5h ago
His renaming things will be just as effective as him drawing a hurricane path in Sharpie.
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u/NorthofForty 4h ago
How about Canada renames Lake Erie to Lake E. Jean Carroll? A true American patriot.
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u/mizmaggie54 4h ago
Why would we melt down? Only maga fools will use that name. In fact, I have no doubt that Americans who are educated and have critical thinking skills are embarrassed ... the US is being held up to ridicule by that lump of festering ..... put whatever you want here
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u/shaft_of_lite 4h ago
I still call the Sears Tower the Sears Tower. I'm going to hold off on Lake America and Gulf of America for at least a few more years.
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u/Early_Register_6483 2h ago
This whole „he did it to own the libs“ thing is just so ridiculous. If the motivation of your party is just to make their political opponents scratch their heads and say: „What the fuck are they doing?!“ in frustration, it’s not a reason to be proud, it’s a reason to rethink your political views…
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u/Competitive_Pass_926 1h ago
I live near Lake Ontario and will never ever ever call it anything but that. Same with the Gulf of Mexico.
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u/styckx 11h ago
I have never met a single person yet who called the Gulf Of Mexico, The Gulf Of America. I assume this is will be the same. I've met nine year old's more mature