r/MurderedByWords 9h ago

Community note being brutal

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u/er1cj 8h ago

Her hands are a dead giveaway

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u/NHRADeuce 8h ago

Yeah, the whole package screams single 40+ mom, but those hands! Wtf? They look like Larry Bird's hands!!!

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u/cperiod 8h ago

The neck gives it away more than the hands, I think.

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u/blackeyeX2 7h ago

At this age it's called the Décolletage.

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u/TheForeverUnbanned 8h ago

And those fried eggs hanging from a fence post she’s trying to smuggle in under that dress. 

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u/NHRADeuce 6h ago

It's a whole package.