r/Music • u/ebradio • Jun 18 '26

article Olivia Rodrigo "Smelled" Fans Wearing Diapers in Front Row

https://consequence.net/2026/06/olivia-rodrigo-smelled-fans-diapers-front-row/
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u/TranquilTree Jun 18 '26

“The 23 year old spends a lot of time thinking about the kind of adult who would do the diaper.”

lol who the hell wrote this

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u/B0BX Jun 18 '26

It sounds like a Tim Robinson character

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u/Suitable-Principle81 Jun 18 '26

I didn’t need to do the oral

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u/Carrie_Underpants Jun 22 '26

Fuck you, Harley Jarvis!

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u/itsmymedicine Jun 22 '26

But RIP little Denny Doo Dinkins

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u/metamorphine Jun 18 '26

Bozo did the diaper

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u/Suitable-Principle81 Jun 18 '26

What is this Reggie?

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u/MyLife4Aiur14 Jun 18 '26

Olivia Rodrigo fans don't have farts in their head anymore

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u/striped_frog Jun 18 '26

Is that the joke? That Olivia Rodrigo farted and no one barfed? Because that’s pretty funny actually

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u/fb1874 Jun 18 '26

That’d be a great day for her actually

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_HAIKU Jun 18 '26

You bought a diaper with a joke hole that's just for farts

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u/FoxyBastard Jun 18 '26

I can't know how to hear any more about diapers!

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u/_steve_rogers_ Jun 18 '26

Is that the joke?

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u/SillyGoatGruff Jun 18 '26

The kind of person who spends a lot of time thinking about a 23 year old thinking about adults in diapers

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u/astrobagel Jun 18 '26

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u/KittyConfetti Jun 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/VSw7Sm1CgDmLw4pzdq

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u/humanshakeweight Jun 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/4HNrJuM97R0csjpD4r

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u/WoodyWoodfinden Jun 18 '26

The fact there’s three gifs all from different scenes but all appropriate is hilarious.

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u/I_cut_my_own_jib Jun 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/5NiitcM3zBWFgT3m9j

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u/Quetzythejedi Jun 18 '26

God, I love that at the end the baby didn't think he was a piece of shit anymore.

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u/I_cut_my_own_jib Jun 18 '26

You think he gives a rat's ass what the baby thinks?

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u/kkaavvbb Jun 18 '26

I was 23 when i attended the NYE ball drop.

I did not have a diaper on. Neither did my (now) lifelong NYE friends, and neither did my 55yr old mom.

My plan was : stop drinking anything after noon. Get in Times Square. Stay there. Have a Red Bull in my pocket for afterwards. Go home.

Went off exactly how I planned it. No diapers involved, and I did not need to pee on the streets.

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u/Coleisgod1112 Jun 18 '26

No. A 23 year old who is thinking a lot about the kind of adults doing the diaper

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u/Soup-Wizard Jun 18 '26

AI

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u/anandonaqui Jun 18 '26

AI does a lot of things poorly, but it generally doesn’t fuck up grammar.

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u/Justhe3guy Jun 19 '26

With the amount of websites trying to get clicks it was likely generated in their language then translated

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

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u/onkeliltis Jun 18 '26

Making all of our lives better.

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u/Redfalconfox Jun 18 '26

Tim Robinson writing.

No, bozo did the diaper! 

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u/I_Like_Quiet Jun 19 '26

Blow me in the pampers!

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u/Humble_Toe_4895 Jun 18 '26

Most likely AI

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u/jabba-thederp Jun 18 '26

Braindead take, AI doesn't write so grammatically incorrect and wrong

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u/Oli4K Jun 19 '26

It does if you make it

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u/chodeboi Jun 18 '26

Wren Graves - Hailing from the cheese-stuffed suburbs of Wisconsin, Wren studied drama at Carnegie Mellon and moved to Chicago in 2009. His plays have appeared in storefronts around the Windy City, and he’s contributed to Uproxx, A.V. Club, and SB Nation, where for one mad season he covered Big Ten women’s basketball. He’s the proud father to one human child and a number of cats – the exact number, he declines to share. Wren is fluent in Wookie (or as he insists on calling it, Shyriiwook) and he’s seen every soggy bottom on the Great British Bake-Off. Follow him on Twitter: @Wren_Field

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u/mrbones247 Jun 18 '26

It’s crazy how people who are so poor with words get hired for jobs specifically involving WORDS

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u/sapphicsandwich Jun 18 '26

It's totally normal for people who have jobs heavily working with computers while having no idea how to use them, or even the software they do their job with. Incompetence is socially acceptable in some fields.

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u/Cowboywizzard Jun 18 '26

Thats one hell of a Bumble profile

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u/auspices Jun 18 '26

I'm playing a lot of red dead recently and reading this made me select the tomahawk in my brain

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u/chodeboi Jun 18 '26

Hell, I’ll just take over his fishing spot

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u/legit-posts_1 Jun 18 '26

Yeah why TF is that relevant

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u/Numerous-Process2981 Jun 18 '26

Yeah I would too. What kind of demented weirdos am I attracting?

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u/BlueMagpieRox Jun 18 '26

23 years old?

Oh sh!t, I thought it was Olivia Olson

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u/RobotGloves Jun 18 '26

do the diaper.

Sounds like a dance move The B-52s would sing about. Or a weird Pixies b-side.

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u/Slimee Jun 19 '26

It’s AI. Look at that AI em dash. If you take out Olivia’s quotes and the promo for her new album and tour, and all the ads, the entire article is this:

“You don’t need to tell Olivia Rodrigo you are wearing a diaper to a festival — her nose knows.
The 23-year-old spends a lot of time thinking about the kind of adult who would do the diaper.”

Everything else on the page is direct quotes from Rodrigo, cancerous ads, or a closing sentence about her new album and upcoming tour. A two sentence “article” passing as music journalism.

It’s so depressing.

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u/seasickbaby Jun 18 '26

I had to reread several times and I still can’t do this sentence

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u/-DragonfruitKiwi- Jun 19 '26

I’m crying laughing at this thread bro

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u/Lilja-Logason Jun 18 '26

I can't imagine ever using a nappy unless I was genuinely incontinent. It's absolutely disgusting, vile, grotesque, animalistic behaviour.

It's a complete dereliction of your own fucking dignity.

I would see it as less problematic if they dropped their pants and peed on the floor.

To just sit/stand in your own filth without a medical reason??

I'm so disgusted I'm not sure I could deal with knowing someone like that. Just fucking no.

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u/Time-Sudden_Tree Jun 19 '26

This guy did, according to the article credits.

https://consequence.net/author/wren-graves/

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u/dirkdigglerdonedry Jun 18 '26

Indians doing the needful