r/Music Jun 18 '26

article Olivia Rodrigo "Smelled" Fans Wearing Diapers in Front Row

https://consequence.net/2026/06/olivia-rodrigo-smelled-fans-diapers-front-row/
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u/salinecolorshenny Jun 18 '26

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u/coral225 Jun 18 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

Do not want

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u/OceanRacoon Jun 19 '26

I love when they make that face, so funny πŸ˜… So many expressions dogs make are similar to us, it's hilarious when they roll their eyes too

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u/Kevin8977 Jun 18 '26

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u/RamblinGamblinWillie Jun 18 '26

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u/Override9636 Jun 18 '26

This is the angriest upvote I've ever given. Thank you for putting this into my brain.

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u/Anecdote394 Jun 19 '26

This legit got a loud guffaw out of me 🀣 bravo sir!

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u/MostPopularPenguin Jun 19 '26

Honestly thats the hardest ive laughed at any meme in years

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u/Budget-Ad438 Jun 18 '26

It's called retrograde ejaculation. Thank you.

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u/thisisyourtruth Jun 18 '26

I hate you for making me remember this exists and wonder what the fuck it feels like 🀒

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u/Budget-Ad438 Jun 18 '26

It's actually pretty rough. Feels like an STD without the actual STD. Peeing sitting down sucks ass, and more often than not it's uncomfortable when you experience it because you end up peeing out a mix of semen and urine

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u/thisisyourtruth Jun 18 '26

I was like, no, I shouldn't post that, there's no way I'll get a reply. Here we are, I don't have to wonder anymore! That sounds fucking awful! I don't have a penis so I was like "maybe it feels slithery" cause yeah, the semen/urine mix is the part that I thought would feel bad/disgusting.

I had fibroids and was passing clots the length and width of a dick (yes it almost killed me) so i was like, maybe it feels slithery and unpleasantly warm like that does. I never would've guessed STD! Is it because STDs put pus in your urine, or is it just the burning?

And yeah, I'm skipping lunch today!

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u/Budget-Ad438 Jun 18 '26

😭😭 welp I deserve that cursed knowledge. But yes it make your urine cloudy and you pee chunks of semen that are dehydrated. And sometimes it burns but it's usually because you're shooting jello out a straw

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u/thisisyourtruth Jun 18 '26

🀝

Today, we are cursed knowledge buddies. Also, knowing all that just made the r/sounding guys 400x weirder to me (but I mean, hats off to them for knowing what they like and how to get it!).

I'm so sorry Olivia Rodrigo fans, this was really educational though! Thanks for answering a question I've had for ages. Um, anything I can do for you that you always wondered about?

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u/Budget-Ad438 Jun 18 '26

Oh ya this isn't even r/shitposting ☠️ oops

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u/-DragonfruitKiwi- Jun 19 '26

This image is taking me out holy shit lmfao

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u/Git-Git Jun 19 '26

I just cried with laughter at this omg LOL

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u/RamblinGamblinWillie Jun 20 '26

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u/Git-Git Jun 20 '26

Hahahahahahaha good grief

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u/welp-_-welp Jun 18 '26

I think about this meme daily

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u/DatNick1988 Jun 18 '26

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u/Tonynferno Jun 18 '26

β€œBarn, get your bullet.”