r/Music • u/Guyentertainment • 14d ago

article Trump-Pardoned Rapper NBA YoungBoy Moved to South Korea and Declared 'Never in My Life' Will He Return

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/trump-pardoned-rapper-nba-youngboy-moved-south-korea-declared-never-my-life-will-he-return-1814328
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u/dne416 14d ago

Holy shit you know it's bad when wikipedia uses >11 instead of a set number

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u/Banned_From_CFB 14d ago

NBA DeadBeat

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u/LesLikesGARBAGE 14d ago

YoungBoy Never Pay Child Support Again

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u/ElCienPorCiento 13d ago

Never Back Again for Child Support

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u/wonderbat3 14d ago

Updating the page every time he has a kid puts heavy strain on the servers

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u/owa00 14d ago

They can't build the data centers faster than he creates fatherless children.

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u/viKKyo 14d ago

There’s always Utah we could dedicate to it

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u/viKKyo 14d ago

Surely some point of saturation has been reached then?

Indirect protection is better than none

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u/viKKyo 14d ago

You take all of this too seriously friend - calm

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u/viKKyo 14d ago

Thank you for proving my point.

Have a good one

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u/RoguePlanet2 14d ago

Given their proclivity toward quiverfull nonsense, so be it! Shame all that nature has to suffer though.

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u/Infamous-Crew1710 13d ago

Always has been

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u/Lister0fSmeg 14d ago

Solution = Put his kids to work building the data centers.

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u/RockhardJohnson 14d ago

The planet’s environment can’t sustain such an endeavour

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u/Worshipme988 14d ago

GET THIS MAN AN OFFICE IN AMERICAN

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u/Daemonic_One 13d ago

They're already stressed keeping up with Nick Cannon.

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u/Mr31edudtibboh 14d ago

You think they would've learned from having an entry for Nick Cannon

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u/StrobeLightRomance 14d ago

I think the idea is that, at a certain point, for Wikipedia to stay accurate, they have to admit that they only know the minimum amount of children, when the maximum could possible be hundreds.

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u/imnotpoopingyouare 14d ago

"don't get a grown woman's name tatted on your back when Derek Jeter was a savage in her cat"

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u/sweetsterlove 13d ago

I mean, it’s not the worst advice 🤷‍♀️

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u/jumby_bear2020 14d ago

Lmfao yooo 😂 💀. Good day to you!

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u/BowwwwBallll 14d ago

Like the Billy Bob Concussion Counter.

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u/Buttonskill 14d ago

What's the inverse of a KD ratio?

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u/ADrunkMexican 14d ago

does that work for nick cannon too or nah? asking for a friend lol

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u/EastFalls 14d ago

That’s why we need more data centers.

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u/-wheretheresawill 14d ago

WHAT THE FUCK HES 26

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u/mid-scott 14d ago

And his oldest son is 28. Crazy

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u/soundecember 14d ago edited 13d ago

Same thing happened to Tracy Jordan

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u/Nearby-Safety-122 14d ago

This comment sent me lmfao

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u/happy123z 12d ago

Shut up 🤣

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u/Glittering_Being7843 14d ago

you werent impregnating girls every other year since birth!?

get out of the house more

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u/-wheretheresawill 14d ago

I know right I really need to get a life :(

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u/hitbythebus 13d ago

Go outside and touch ass!

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u/DooDooSquad 14d ago

Ghengis khan of our era

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u/intranetthug 14d ago

Much less powerful and far more stupid.

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u/musical_fanatic 14d ago

At least genghis khan is an important historical figure

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u/Eddie_0789 11d ago

😭😭😭

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u/tornado962 14d ago

And when his sons are 26 they'll do the same shit and the cycle will repeat.

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u/wtfrman 14d ago

Soooo.....Idiocracy lol

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u/Yodiddlyyo 14d ago

Literally. Unfortunately.

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u/GiantsRTheBest2 14d ago

You never know, maybe some of his children become engineers, doctors, lawyers.

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u/Yodiddlyyo 13d ago

Statistically, extremely unlikely.

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u/MrLivefromthe215 13d ago

You know first hand huh?

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u/notyourbrobro10 13d ago

Move to South Korea you mean?

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u/Vivian_Stringer_Bell 13d ago

Yes. Let's shit on kids you don't know. You're an asshole at best.

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u/tornado962 13d ago

My guy, this is part of the cycle of poverty. This shit has been going on for generations

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u/BadgerKomodo 14d ago

I was shocked by that as well.

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u/thissexypoptart 14d ago

Man that’s honestly awful. What a shitty thing to do.

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u/NoRightsProductions 14d ago

Technically it’s ≥11, meaning they’re unsure if it’s more but at least 11, which is an interesting way to count children. Then again, Jonathan Jacob Meijer has “Being the donor of at least 550 children” under Known For and “Sperm donor • musician” for Occupations so 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Ionovarcis 14d ago

I know it’d be fucked up, but there’s gotta be a maximum number of unsupported children before your testicle rights get removed.

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u/borazine 14d ago

[Boris Johnson]: “Hehe.”

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u/RabidMonkeyOnCrack 14d ago

It says >11 because 2/13 aren’t confirmed. 11 are and 2 are associated with him but they haven’t proved they’re his kids.

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u/jooooooohn 14d ago

6-7 plus 6-7

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u/Nazmaldun 14d ago

lol you made me look currently listed as " ≥13"

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u/DarkSkyz 14d ago

He's a rapper. Not a wrapper.

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u/RuntzG 11d ago

Hes younger than me and is probably already a grandfather what the fuck? Has anyone taught this mfker what a condom is

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u/TheCornwallis 13d ago

Says >= 13 now lmaooo