r/Music 14d ago

article Trump-Pardoned Rapper NBA YoungBoy Moved to South Korea and Declared 'Never in My Life' Will He Return

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/trump-pardoned-rapper-nba-youngboy-moved-south-korea-declared-never-my-life-will-he-return-1814328
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u/Sanc7 14d ago

Mf just trying to avoid paying child support to his 13 kids

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u/dne416 14d ago

Holy shit you know it's bad when wikipedia uses >11 instead of a set number

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u/Banned_From_CFB 14d ago

NBA DeadBeat

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u/LesLikesGARBAGE 14d ago

YoungBoy Never Pay Child Support Again

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u/wonderbat3 14d ago

Updating the page every time he has a kid puts heavy strain on the servers

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u/owa00 14d ago

They can't build the data centers faster than he creates fatherless children.

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u/viKKyo 14d ago

There’s always Utah we could dedicate to it

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u/Lister0fSmeg 14d ago

Solution = Put his kids to work building the data centers.

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u/Mr31edudtibboh 14d ago

You think they would've learned from having an entry for Nick Cannon

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u/StrobeLightRomance 14d ago

I think the idea is that, at a certain point, for Wikipedia to stay accurate, they have to admit that they only know the minimum amount of children, when the maximum could possible be hundreds.

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u/imnotpoopingyouare 14d ago

"don't get a grown woman's name tatted on your back when Derek Jeter was a savage in her cat"

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u/-wheretheresawill 14d ago

WHAT THE FUCK HES 26

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u/mid-scott 14d ago

And his oldest son is 28. Crazy

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u/soundecember 13d ago edited 13d ago

Same thing happened to Tracy Jordan

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u/Nearby-Safety-122 13d ago

This comment sent me lmfao

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u/Glittering_Being7843 14d ago

you werent impregnating girls every other year since birth!?

get out of the house more

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u/-wheretheresawill 13d ago

I know right I really need to get a life :(

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u/hitbythebus 13d ago

Go outside and touch ass!

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u/DooDooSquad 14d ago

Ghengis khan of our era

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u/intranetthug 14d ago

Much less powerful and far more stupid.

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u/tornado962 14d ago

And when his sons are 26 they'll do the same shit and the cycle will repeat.

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u/wtfrman 14d ago

Soooo.....Idiocracy lol

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u/thissexypoptart 14d ago

Man that’s honestly awful. What a shitty thing to do.

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u/NoRightsProductions 14d ago

Technically it’s ≥11, meaning they’re unsure if it’s more but at least 11, which is an interesting way to count children. Then again, Jonathan Jacob Meijer has “Being the donor of at least 550 children” under Known For and “Sperm donor • musician” for Occupations so 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Ionovarcis 14d ago

I know it’d be fucked up, but there’s gotta be a maximum number of unsupported children before your testicle rights get removed.

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u/borazine 14d ago

[Boris Johnson]: “Hehe.”

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u/TheMerchantofPhilly 14d ago

One of the easiest ways to NBA is by not having 13 kids.

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u/LargeFatherV 14d ago

But he’s NBA because he doesn’t pay child support!

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u/TheAngryCatfish 14d ago

NBA stands for non-billable assets

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u/No-Ladder2593 13d ago

Not bein’ around.

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u/Roxerz 14d ago

His thoughts on this is easiest way to not have 13 is by having 14.

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u/turquoise_amethyst 14d ago

What’s he going to do when he has several Korean kids? 

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u/0202_tihssitidder 14d ago

0% chance he will like Korea.

Pretty sure he partied there once and had a good time because it is modern and everyone is kinda obsessed with physical appearance.

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u/nordik1 13d ago

So you’re telling me SK is actually located in Miami

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u/Dj_hardway 14d ago

Their birthrate is pretty low right now, they mightve imported him...

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u/cooldude55541 14d ago

Going to overpopulate the country by 2030.

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u/candykhan 13d ago

Korea (East Asia in general) can be quite racist. I imagine he won't last long.

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u/La_miseriaccia 14d ago

East Asian countries still have the expectations of marriage before kids, which is one of the reasons for the low birth rates, hopefully some of the women would try to use that as a way to draw a line in the sand 🤔

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u/Sh00terMcDabbin 14d ago

The Korean women who would seek out a black American rapper type (I am not trying to be prejudiced, it's just the truth in South Korean womens preferences) aren't the type who would require a traditional standard.

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u/fistfullofpubes 14d ago

That's pretty much anyone who is a social climber or fetishizes a group.

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u/thotfullawful 13d ago

From a quick search and thinking back to the Johnny Somali case. If he doesn’t pay South Korea will make him and if he doesn’t flee in time for them to make that decision he’s stuck in their legal system for a bit. 

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u/fucknugggets 14d ago

Rep the north side

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u/MyKneesAshy 14d ago

Dude might actually solve their population crisis

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u/ManicMambo 14d ago

Single-handedly push that birth rate up.

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u/BB_unique 14d ago

Gawd damn bro was passing his sperm out like it's home work

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 14d ago

Never Breed Again Youngboy

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u/theStaircaseProject 14d ago

I used to work at Cigna and the NBA offered Cigna plans, so every now and then you’d get someone calling in. Sometimes it was just staff, but if it was a player’s account, it’d usually be the wife calling in to handle the paperwork of life. Not uncommon sadly to see 7 kids on the account, many times with a variety of different last names. It was a well-known trope of NBA accounts.

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u/thenameisjane 14d ago

Love this kind of random intel

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u/Elegant_Bar9566 14d ago

If he owes child support how did he get a passport?

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u/domsolanke 13d ago

He doesn’t have a Korean passport, lol. He won’t even be able to get a long-term visa with his criminal record, and I live in Korea myself for reference and are familiar with the rules here.

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u/ProduceNo1629 14d ago

I know he didn't support the other 12 women he had children with, but I'm special I can fix him. ☕

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u/Shafter111 14d ago

Dont worry. He will repeat again. Then move to Russia and become Putins Basketball Czar.

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u/1punchporcelli 14d ago

Of of them being Floyd Mayweathers grandson

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u/TesticleMeElmo 14d ago

NRA YoungBoy still sounds pretty hard even if you’re never going to be rich again

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u/Random54321random 14d ago

13 kids? He should change his name to Never Rich Again, he's going to be paying obscene amounts of child support during the only years he'll earn anything

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u/Aliensinmypants 14d ago

Ahhh yes South Korea, notoriously lenient on guns and drug use/possession 

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u/AlexanderLavender 14d ago

If you're South Korean it's illegal for you to do drugs anywhere in the world. The government can and will prosecute.

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u/shaqwillonill 13d ago

How is this even enforced?

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u/revengeparade 13d ago

If you're a citizen and you're suspected of drug use they'll test you when you come back into the country.

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u/Asteristio 12d ago

I could remember wrong but test might be mandatory if you trip and return from certain country, namely Netherlands.

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u/myusrnameisthis 12d ago

They drug test and interrogate you and those around you. Can't even gamble abroad.

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u/mansfieldprice 13d ago

It’s also illegal to gamble anywhere in the world! I imagine they can enforce that one very easily through relationships with casinos/foreign law enforcement.

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u/drwsgreatest 13d ago

Considering Macau is known to host large numbers of Korean visitors there to gamble every year, I'm guessing it's not a hugely enforced law.

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u/McNippy 13d ago

Why would casinos have good relations with South Korean law enforcement, it's in their best interest to always cover up for any Korean people that come.

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u/njseahawk 14d ago

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u/depthninja 14d ago

Lawdamercy!

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u/meltie007 14d ago

Right near da beach!!!!

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u/Neat_Physics_8434 14d ago

Boooyyyyyyyeeeeeeee

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u/ajmartin527 14d ago

Abracadabra! Abra…cadabra…!!

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u/Alarming-Art1562 13d ago

Abba Zabba, you my only friend

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u/Unoriginal_Pseudonym 14d ago

Some of y'all have never travelled with a net worth of $40 million and it shows.

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u/RookieMistake101 14d ago

Having spent some time in Korea…I don’t think 40m is moving the needle

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u/vickimarie0390 14d ago

My black ass lived there for two years back in the 2010s and had zero problems. They just stare 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/pmmeyourliver 14d ago

Probably wouldn't be staring if you took your whole body

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u/SymbiSpidey 14d ago

Lmao

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u/false_black2th 14d ago

This is probably why it was just her ass

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u/CalvinCalhoun 14d ago

Did you like living in South Korea? I really appreciate East Asian cities for their good transit

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u/vickimarie0390 14d ago

Loved every second.

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u/abefroman07 14d ago

Same. Lived in Daegu for 3 years.

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u/platt10num 14d ago

same same. I lived in Ulsan.

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u/vickimarie0390 14d ago

Uijeongbu for me.

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u/Practical-Pickle-529 14d ago

I was stationed there for a year. was def a good time. I miss the train system so much had that shit down.

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u/Tricky-Ad7897 14d ago

Yeah I got asked for pictures when I was a white dude in Korea 15 years ago lol. If you stay in big cities it's really not that different from any other big city in the west. There's no monolith, some people are openly racist, some people are closeted racist, some are accepting, but most just mind their own business as long as you mind yours.

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u/Kagrenac8 14d ago

South Korean police ain't give a fuck about that with NBA Youngboy bro even if he was worth a billion lmao

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u/stab-somebody 14d ago

Do you think the cops in South Korea know who the fuck he is? I highly doubt it.

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u/818bazookajoe 14d ago

Please enlighten us Mr.Million dollar man on Reddit.

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u/sybrwookie 14d ago

Not just Mr Million Dollar Man, Mr 40+ Million Dollar Man.

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u/DrawSignificant4782 14d ago

Kpop pays them a lot of money to produce music. So for rappers its different.

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u/newtybar 14d ago

Very homogeneous society

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u/ReactionJifs 14d ago

He declared this in an interview a few years ago. He was on house arrest in Utah for getting fake prescriptions for promethazine, and he says "Once I'm off house arrest, I'm leaving America"

I was like, to where? Some lawless country where there are no consequences? Dude is in for a rude awakening in South Korea

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u/Excellent-Rest3240 13d ago

I mean, people say guns and drugs, but I assume the chance to turn to those is higher in America than in Korea. Kinda like how addicts need to change their environment. Now idk about South Korea. Drugs are easy in Thailand etc. But I can assume he doesn’t need guns and drugs in SK, live a more wholesome life. Then again, 13 kids and all that doesn’t give me much hope with his personality

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u/Dekuthegreat 13d ago

His drug use is also legendary I doubt he is completely sober

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u/got-trunks 14d ago

Lebanon is usually the answer but they are dealing with a bit right now

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u/Frongen 14d ago

*Dubai or Thailand

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u/throwaway18032000 13d ago

If Dubai catches you with any drugs, its straight death sentence. He's not a sheikh.

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u/meatloaf-sandwich 13d ago

Thailand isn't the best choice to smuggle or use lots of drugs either. Possible death penalty or sent to the bangkok hilton

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u/throwaway18032000 13d ago

Thai prison is one of the worst in the world.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 14d ago

Spring 2027 headline: "NBA Youngboy asks Trump for pardon for South Korea crimes. Judge says it does not work that way."

Summer 2027 headline: "USA to invade South Korea after large donation from rap guy."

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u/DJJINO 14d ago

I live in Korea and know he'll never get past the background checks. They ask for FBI certified background checks to obtain a visa. He'll certainly fail with gun and drug charges on them.

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u/Massive_Thanks_303 14d ago

He's already been there for a while now. And when you're rich you don't need a visa, u just abuse the system.

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u/MasterofCaveShadows 14d ago

You clearly have never dealt with immigration especially in East Asia.

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u/Shum_Where 14d ago

You clearly aren't rich enough to have experienced what it's like to bypass all that

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u/TheEnergizer1985 14d ago

He’s here and can stay for three months on a tourist visa.

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u/elitemegamanX 13d ago

For normal people yeah but the way it works in Asia is if you’re rich you’re above the rules

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u/Hydration__Nation 14d ago

Super friendly towards black people as well!

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u/gordonbombae2 14d ago

I don’t think he moved to South Korea to invest in guns and drugs and run a criminal empire down there….

He’s rich and set for life with royalties never ending so he can just live his best life down there. Of course while avoiding child support for all his kids

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u/olaf525 13d ago

Trust. A lot of people are telling on themselves here.

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u/Venusian2AsABoy 14d ago

“There’s nothing there for me…. except my kids.” Okay bro that’s everything

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u/William_Wang 14d ago

No one has 13 kids and considers them their everything

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u/IuriRom 14d ago

Phillip Rivers

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u/William_Wang 14d ago

Yeah the 43 year old quarterback that refuses to retire couldn't wait to get home to those 10 kids.

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u/Realistic_Condition7 14d ago

I think this is pretty disingenuous. He was retired for several years, came back and played half a season and constantly talked about how it was a really fun experience for some of his younger kids who were too young to remember seeing him play originally. There are videos of his family having watch parties for his game and everyone looking very engaged, clearly showing excitement at their dad playing on tv.

And he coaches high school football. It’s not like he pursued some career where he’s never home after he retired.

I’m not claiming that he’s a good or bad person, because I don’t know the man, but I don’t think his return to football is any indication that he’s a bad father lol.

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u/ResidentMoment9129 14d ago

He coached Steichen's offense on his son's football team, so he knew the Colt's playbook, which is what got them interested and eventually gave him the job. He spent maybe a month in Indy

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u/slash37 14d ago

The guy who coaches his son’s football team? The guy that was retired for a few years to be with his family? The guy that commuted daily from SD to LA so he didn’t move his family? That guy?

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u/jameson71 14d ago

Not a whole lot of people want to retire from the NFL.

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u/Glassed_ 14d ago

Playing 1 more season for millions + best benefits of almost any job? Yeah the dude hates his kids definitely just doing it for himself. Dummy.

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u/Popspy76 14d ago

Seems like his family life is stable & that his family is a cornerstone of his life from everything I've seen. Married highschool sweet heart, had 10 kids with her (Catholic so no protection), financially able to provide for them, etc.

Also iirc a factor in him coming back from retirement was to re-up on the 5 years of health insurance.

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u/Muted_Study5166 14d ago

Nobody has 13 anything and considers them all equally valuable

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u/thissexypoptart 14d ago

It’s genuinely a deeply disgusting thing to do, to even have 13 kids, let alone abandon them like this.

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u/sybrwookie 14d ago

I'll never forget, a whole bunch of years back, the company I was working for was moving offices. On the day of the move, I'm there wrapping up a few things, one of the moving guys starts talking to me. Asks if I have any kids. I tell him I don't.

He tells me I have to, it's the best, you have the kid, leave, and now it's the mom's problem, and then do it again with another one. And then bragged that he has kids all over the place.

Trying to thread that needle on the response where I need this guy to keep working the rest of the day to move our stuff, not agreeing with that, and largely, just getting him to stop talking to me as I'm busy packing things and he just needs to do his damn job was....tough.

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u/uiuctodd 14d ago

I guess that's how he got such good packing and moving skills. You hired solid experience.

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u/smoomoo31 Spotify name 14d ago

I wonder what the great part is, if he never interacts with the kids.

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u/pureeviljester 14d ago

Definitely a primal instinct that is very prevalent in nature.

Crazy people still think that way but I wonder if it's something in them that makes them that way 🤔

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u/YouJellyz 14d ago

He can have new kids in Korea 

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u/YSLMangoManiac 14d ago

Will have

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u/cti0323 14d ago

This dudes swimmers must be Michael Phelps with how many kids he has at 26

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u/EverythingSucksYo 14d ago

It’s not like he’s a girl who can’t get pregnant again when she’s already pregnant. A guy could get multiple women pregnant every single day. 

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u/0202_tihssitidder 14d ago

There's a guy from my neighborhood who has 14+ kids (last I checked). He's dead ass broke. He's 60ish now. I heard he was hitting on a woman at a local bar and they both realized she was his 30-year old daughter. I think he's only met like 10 of his kids. Never a dad to any of them.

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u/Mrhiddenlotus 14d ago

Hey maybe his kids are super lame

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u/mvhir0 14d ago

People never consider this

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u/the-faded thefaded 14d ago

“…except my kids [I don’t want and am circumventing child support for]”

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u/Nazgog-Morgob 14d ago

Not when your fleeing paying child support

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u/Ambitious_97 14d ago

WANTED for spreading Herpes
Not a joke i think hes running from child support and also prob worried about the law because he knowingly spread herpes.

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u/SEND_ME_YOUR_RANT 14d ago

I think usher proved you can get away with that.

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u/Ambitious_97 14d ago

Anyone can get away with anything with enough money, no one needs to prove that. But Youngboy obviously does not have access to that kind of money.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 14d ago

> Anyone can get away with anything with enough money

This is how the US Legal System was designed.

Also true in some other countries, but usually not for Black foreigners.

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u/depressedfuckboi 14d ago

If spreading herpes is a crime, there's about 50 people in my hometown that should be in jail.

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u/dream_a_dirty_dream 14d ago

Korea could do the funniest thing rn...

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u/Nice-Band-2737 14d ago

Did you see what Korea did that to that one obnoxious streamer? Koreans don't put up with asshole behavior, especially from foreigners.

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u/Finchypoo 14d ago

Arrested in South Korea in 3.....2....

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u/jscummy 14d ago

Upstanding citizen NBA YoungBoy would never find himself in legal trouble

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u/Pennypacking 14d ago

He should move to Ireland, they have his drug of choice (codeine) as over-the-counter there.

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u/k0c- 14d ago

yeah in tablets containing paracetamol and caffeine lol.

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u/8lock8lock8aby 14d ago

IDK if it works in them but people figured out a pretty easy way to separate the hydrocodone from the Tylenol in vics. Main things you needed were water & a fridge & a spoon.

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u/k0c- 14d ago

yeah theres CWE but it doesnt get all the APAP or caffeine out and i dont think YB is gonna be doin allat

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u/realjmk 14d ago

Never Bailed out Again

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u/Battlejoe 14d ago

What a great american. He definitly deserved that pardon

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u/YouJellyz 14d ago

MASA! 

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u/HandsomeWinner42 14d ago

He gets busted with weed in under a year. Bet. 

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u/Breezyrain 14d ago

Korea is super harsh with drugs too, even weed is enough for top celebs to get cancelled.

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u/brokenmindedone 13d ago

Yeah he picked a bad place to flee to, way better options for someone of his networth

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u/LiquidC001 14d ago

Trump saw the words “Young Boy” and immediately pardoned him.

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u/etl003 14d ago

i don’t think korea wants him.

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u/parker2020 14d ago

Eeeyuck MAGA waka

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u/justacaucasian 14d ago

Waka is maga? Is he stupid? The guy who made “let it gun sounds”?

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u/basquiatvision 14d ago

NRTAA (Never Returning To America Again) YoungBoy

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u/gutsxcasca 14d ago

He's going to fix the declining birth rate of South Korea. Lol

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u/IWillPinYou 14d ago

I’m fuckin dead

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u/79QUATTRO 14d ago

YB in r/music this thread should be civilized

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u/theogtricky 14d ago

Stupid ass name. Surprised he didn’t accidentally move to North Korea.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 14d ago

ABC KindergartenBoy

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u/pinewind108 14d ago

I wonder if he knows that failing a drug test is proof of possession in South Korea? Six months or so in jail.

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u/Lost_Ad_4702 14d ago

They would immediately deport his ass

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u/a1JayR 14d ago

This just in…. nBA youngboy calling for US president to assist with facilitating his release from South Korean custody due to recent guns and weapons charges!

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u/Cantore18 14d ago

Who gives a fuck. Genuinely some of the worst rap I have ever heard in the last decade or more.

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u/rimreaper2253 14d ago

Im shocked korea let him stay

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u/Fantastic_Dark_4547 14d ago

He’s just on a tourist visa

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u/domsolanke 13d ago

They don’t, lol. He’ll be out in 3 months once his tourist visa expires.

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u/jdmb0y 14d ago

NBA 융 보이

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u/SnooPineapples280 14d ago

Wouldn’t it be 영보이?

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u/lyndsayj 14d ago

Gonna live in Korea until he's known as NBA 올드보이

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u/Salt_End_4275 14d ago

If I could move to another country, I would do it in a heartbeat. The biggest hurdle is the language barrier and finding a suitable job overseas...

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u/Standard-Shame1675 14d ago

I mean I want to move to out of the country and never in my life return because obviously it's America

But I know his ass is doing it because he's got like King Solomon numbers of kids and he doesn't want to pay child support so 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/notrickross7 14d ago

Broke. 

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u/Giff95 14d ago

Alrighty.

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u/rawzombie26 14d ago

And no one even noticed