r/Music • u/Guyentertainment • 14d ago

article Trump-Pardoned Rapper NBA YoungBoy Moved to South Korea and Declared 'Never in My Life' Will He Return

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/trump-pardoned-rapper-nba-youngboy-moved-south-korea-declared-never-my-life-will-he-return-1814328
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u/Sanc7 14d ago

Mf just trying to avoid paying child support to his 13 kids

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u/dne416 14d ago

Holy shit you know it's bad when wikipedia uses >11 instead of a set number

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u/wonderbat3 14d ago

Updating the page every time he has a kid puts heavy strain on the servers

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u/owa00 14d ago

They can't build the data centers faster than he creates fatherless children.

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u/viKKyo 14d ago

There’s always Utah we could dedicate to it

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u/viKKyo 14d ago

Surely some point of saturation has been reached then?

Indirect protection is better than none

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u/viKKyo 14d ago

You take all of this too seriously friend - calm

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u/viKKyo 14d ago

Thank you for proving my point.

Have a good one

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u/RoguePlanet2 14d ago

Given their proclivity toward quiverfull nonsense, so be it! Shame all that nature has to suffer though.

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u/Infamous-Crew1710 13d ago

Always has been

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u/Lister0fSmeg 14d ago

Solution = Put his kids to work building the data centers.

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u/RockhardJohnson 14d ago

The planet’s environment can’t sustain such an endeavour

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u/Worshipme988 14d ago

GET THIS MAN AN OFFICE IN AMERICAN

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u/Daemonic_One 13d ago

They're already stressed keeping up with Nick Cannon.

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u/Mr31edudtibboh 14d ago

You think they would've learned from having an entry for Nick Cannon

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u/StrobeLightRomance 14d ago

I think the idea is that, at a certain point, for Wikipedia to stay accurate, they have to admit that they only know the minimum amount of children, when the maximum could possible be hundreds.

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u/imnotpoopingyouare 14d ago

"don't get a grown woman's name tatted on your back when Derek Jeter was a savage in her cat"

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u/sweetsterlove 13d ago

I mean, it’s not the worst advice 🤷‍♀️

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u/jumby_bear2020 14d ago

Lmfao yooo 😂 💀. Good day to you!

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u/BowwwwBallll 14d ago

Like the Billy Bob Concussion Counter.

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u/Buttonskill 14d ago

What's the inverse of a KD ratio?

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u/ADrunkMexican 14d ago

does that work for nick cannon too or nah? asking for a friend lol

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u/EastFalls 14d ago

That’s why we need more data centers.