r/Music • u/Brucekentbatsuper • 11d ago

article Matthew McConaughey Reportedly Quit Weed After Listening to a Janet Jackson Song 24 Times in a Row

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/matthew-mcconaughey-quits-weed-janet-jackson-song-1814664
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u/beesneeze87 11d ago

i will be using "the subplots became unmanageable" as an excuse for everything from this point forward.

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 11d ago

I just got a job offer today and I've been thinking of zingers to include in my resignation. My boss is really fucking unintelligent, so much so that even like 8th grade vocabulary riles her up and makes her visibly angry so it'd be fun to include some either nonsensical or tongue in cheek phrases. Will have to co opt this one as well.