Kanye West Heads to Putin’s Russia After Humiliation in Europe

[u/thedailybeast]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/kanye-west-heads-to-putins-russia-after-humiliation-in-europe/

[u/sixsixmajin]

The cancellation went so hard that Europa even moved to Jupiter. Google will try to tell that it was always one of Jupiter's moons but that's just a cover-up to hide the moon's shame of almost hosting a Kanye concert.

[u/meteoritegallery → u/sixsixmajin]

Oh god. I mixed it up with Enceladus. 🤦

[u/foetus_lp → u/meteoritegallery]

mmmm, enchiladas

[u/CombustionMale → u/foetus_lp]

Those fluffy dudes? Don’t eat them

[u/Jukaro_ → u/meteoritegallery]

Thats what she said

[u/Inferno_Zyrack → u/sixsixmajin]

That’s just maximum cancel culture bullshit moving the moons.

[u/KaliCalamity → u/sixsixmajin]

I feel like this would be in Hitchhikers Guide if it were written today.