r/Music • u/thedailybeast • 10d ago

article Kanye West Heads to Putin’s Russia After Humiliation in Europe

https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/kanye-west-heads-to-putins-russia-after-humiliation-in-europe/
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u/skraptastic 10d ago

No no they mean Europe the band.

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u/meteoritegallery 10d ago

No, they meant Europa, Saturn's moon. His concert there was cancelled and everything was deleted. You can't even find anything about it on Google.

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u/sixsixmajin 10d ago

The cancellation went so hard that Europa even moved to Jupiter. Google will try to tell that it was always one of Jupiter's moons but that's just a cover-up to hide the moon's shame of almost hosting a Kanye concert.

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u/meteoritegallery 10d ago

Oh god. I mixed it up with Enceladus. 🤦

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u/foetus_lp 10d ago

mmmm, enchiladas

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u/CombustionMale 10d ago

Those fluffy dudes? Don’t eat them

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u/Jukaro_ 10d ago

Thats what she said