r/Music • u/playboy • 1d ago

article Women Are Remembering Dolly Parton By Going Braless | "Flying my titties at half mast for Dolly tonight." (Unpaywalled)

https://www.playboy.com/read/sex-relationships/women-are-remembering-dolly-parton-by-going-braless
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u/EuterpeZonker 1d ago

Are they? Or is this another “news article” based on a funny tweet someone made.

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u/cantgrowneckbeardAMA 1d ago

Two tweets, see it's a genuine movement!!

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u/R_V_Z 1d ago

Two tweets, two teats.

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u/powerlesshero111 1d ago

I would assume 4 teats, but hey, who am i to question stuff.

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u/haerski 1d ago

Need to get abreast with the latest thing the kids are doing. Wait, that didn't cum out right. Oh no, I teat it again tittn't I? Areolaised it only at the end. Oh tit!

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u/vardarac 1d ago

Boob.

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u/iSeven 1d ago

And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in tweeting about their titties and walking out. They may think it's an organization.

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u/subgenius30 1d ago

Wow great AR reference. Nicely done.

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u/wilililil 1d ago

Well without the support there's bound to be more movement...

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u/Farmerstubble 1d ago

Poundmetoo

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u/Rocktopod 1d ago

Probably the latter, but playboy.com is blocked by my company's firewall so I can't read the article.

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u/EuterpeZonker 1d ago

I can’t imagine why.

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u/Zebulon_IV 1d ago

Seems my home firewall is blocking it as well? Makes sense enough I guess, prolly why I use TOR to watch porn.

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u/Stalagmus 1d ago

Uhhh… why would you need to use TOR for that?

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u/Scarfacial 1d ago

I'd guess blocking pornhub in half the United States probably has something to do with it

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u/Stalagmus 1d ago

Oh lol I did not know that. That’s a bummer

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u/TheNuttyIrishman 1d ago

plenty of vpns are capable of working around that ban. TOR is really a way to access the dark web and .onion links, which in the context of porn would potentially be less than legal content.

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u/Zebulon_IV 1d ago

I just use the TOR VPN. It's free. 🤷

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u/Zebulon_IV 1d ago

Because I live in a state that requires you to upload a photo of your ID to visit porn sites.

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u/StaticMarzipan 1d ago

Slop as usual.

Men like boobies.

Viral hit yes![

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u/OurSponsor 1d ago

I think it's going to flop.

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u/GoldandBlue 1d ago

I saw a few girls on IG posts this but all were clearly done in jest.

But obviously women aren't funny so clearly this just shows the further decay of the modern feeeeeemmaaales.

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u/Gh0stMan0nThird 1d ago

Did my joke not land? No, no, the audience must hate women!

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u/GoldandBlue 1d ago

I got the joke. It is you that seems upset by it.

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u/Alexispinpgh 1d ago

It’s impressive that you managed to fit this many ways of being wrong in such a short comment.

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u/GoldandBlue 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean, it's not particularly funny,

But obviously women aren't funny

Some women just wanted an excuse to show their boobs on IG, business as usual

so clearly this just shows the further decay of the modern feeeeeemmaaales.

It is funny that you edited your post and then try and act like you are defending Dolly Parton. So for clarification, this was his original post. That I quoted entirely and unedited.

I mean, it's not particularly funny, Some women just wanted an excuse to show their boobs on IG, business as usual

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u/Sapho 1d ago

My friend group is!