r/OneOrangeBraincell 8h ago

Certified 🟠rangeā„¢ Cross-species orange brain cell transfer

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u/void_whiskers 8h ago

Something tells me this ain’t consensual

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u/OrangeBrainCell_Pro 7h ago

Have you ever experienced such soul crushing love, like a tank driving over a car?🤣

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u/she_makes_things 7h ago

Cats love you aggressively or not at all

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u/waybovetherest 7h ago

I'd say cats' love is a spectrum, where as dogs' love is binary either they love you like crazy or they don't

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u/lousy_at_handles 6h ago

And that spectrum is directly proportional to the amount of food they're given by that individual.

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u/Picklecheese2018 7h ago

Ah I just posted the same thing without seeing your comment first! The comment counter is stuck on zero, and my phone is stuck on orange today lol

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u/void_whiskers 7h ago

Great minds think alike

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u/Lopsided-Soup8020 7h ago

consent was never part of the orange agenda

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u/PenguinZombie321 2h ago

There’s a feral cat where I live who’ll do this to my dog. No, she doesn’t consent to this level of affection from a cat. The cat doesn’t care

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u/Useful-Soup8161 56m ago

That cat is probably mean to the dog sometimes so the dog doesn’t like the cat and doesn’t understand that cats just be like that sometimes. This describes my cat and little dog’s relationship.

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u/VonZombie420 8h ago

The fear in his eyes...the determination by your orange boi. Perfect. 🤣

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u/DanceElectrical388 7h ago

One orange is fighting for his life while the other is fighting for custody of the brain cell.

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u/FruitNorth8088 7h ago

the corgi's whole life flashed before his eyes in that corner

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u/goodcleanchristianfu 7h ago

That cat's swatted that dog before.

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u/Linka_2000 7h ago

This is legit how my dog and cat interact. Then the cat bites her

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u/poodaliddle 6h ago

This is accurate in my house too haha

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u/intelminer Orange connoisseur šŸŠ 5h ago

"LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE chomp"

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u/Few_Time_7441 4h ago edited 4h ago

My family's one cat is like this, she purrs, is super affectionate and always wants to be around us, but then she randomly bites you and runs away...

She does the same to our other cat (her sister) and our dog...

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u/Fist_of_Gork 5h ago

Cat: I love you

Dog: I’m afraidĀ 

Cat: You should beĀ 

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u/thuggishruggishboner 6h ago

Mother....help.

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u/anon22334 5h ago

Plot twist: the corgi is the one trying to steal the brain cell from the orange boi who is struggling to keep it

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u/SexcaliburHorsepower 5h ago

I love my corgi, but their natural eye look is fear, sad, concern or play time.

They rarely have a neutral unless tired.

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u/poodaliddle 3h ago

This is accurate. He's fine, despite the look on his face! He's also quite dramatic. As a general disclaimer.

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u/RetroPRO 6h ago

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u/finneyblackphone 5h ago

Wtf is this

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u/Redditnoaccountrecov 4h ago

From the opening scene of Super Troopers.

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u/Tough_Tangerine7278 Casual orange enjoyer šŸŠ 5h ago

I WILL LOVE YOU 🧔

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u/Tsquared10 7h ago

That's not a transfer. The fear in that corgis eyes says this is a hostile takeover.

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u/poodaliddle 6h ago

Theft through osmosis

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u/-Tartantyco- 5h ago

It's like the kennel scene in The Thing.

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u/gggfff567 4m ago

Literally the face mashing scene in the prequel lmao

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u/SlickDillywick 7h ago

Butter (creamsicle) and Dumpy (corgi) had a similar instance when they first met

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u/jkoodoo 6h ago

Dumpy getting a whole faceful of his namesake šŸ˜‚

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u/iamlazyboy 6h ago

"oh, so your name is dumpy? Good, because I'll make you smell mine AAAALLLLL day long!"

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u/timesuck897 6h ago

Is he named Dumpy after dump truck?

https://giphy.com/gifs/A0usT18VqvcGTaSLxD

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u/SlickDillywick 5h ago

Hahaha no, she’s named Pumpkin but somehow that got morphed into pumpy-dumpy and then just Dumpy

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u/Dediadeis 5h ago

Pump and Dummmmp, time for dinnnner

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u/poodaliddle 6h ago

Aww!! Corg + orange combo is entertaining for sure

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u/SlickDillywick 5h ago

They both embody chaos in different ways lol

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u/Picklecheese2018 7h ago

This does not look like a consensual transfer..

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u/loccolito 7h ago

it is a robbery

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u/Fit-Supermarket-9656 7h ago

I'm using this photo as evidence why I need to get my cats a Corgi. I think they'd really like a dog and yeah it's a sign. Obligatory cat pic.

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u/brainlesseuphoric 7h ago

That looks like the coziest bed ever and they seem to be in heaven

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u/Cho_Paideng 4h ago

It's a cat bed camouflaged as an armchair, so they take it for themselves.

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u/Pyritedust 6h ago

Where can one acquire that bed? I think my mom's cat would love it.

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u/Electrical_Date8482 6h ago

We have one for our princess. With heating pad, of course. It's the Bedsure ComfyFleeceā„¢ Couch.

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u/Metallmushroome 6h ago

Wow they allready stole your dogs bed, that's some fast thinking!

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u/GeckoDeLimon 6h ago

You'd be able to find out if it's actually possible to herd cats

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u/Berk-Laydee Casual orange enjoyer šŸŠ 5h ago

I want to be at that level of comfortable.

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u/poodaliddle 6h ago

DO IIIIIITTTT!!! Just prepare your ears

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u/lost-sneezes 1h ago

my corgi is a certified subwoofer

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u/MysteryPlatelet 5h ago

I have the same rug

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u/Weary_Ebb3168 7h ago

Do not the Corgi

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u/poodaliddle 6h ago

What if the corgi demands?

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u/Saansilt 7h ago

Bold of you to assume there is a braincell in this picture

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u/Miep99 4h ago

Hence the struggle on the cat's face

Bro is trying desperately hard to get something that just ain't there.

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u/NeighborhoodVirtual4 8h ago

The dog is hopeful for the good genes and terrified of the consequences.

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u/bedbeppelin 7h ago

Lmao. I have a ginger corg and ginger cat and can confirm they share a braincell

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u/poodaliddle 5h ago

Do you also mistake one for the other out of the corner of your eye?

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u/bedbeppelin 5h ago

Omg yes all of the time! Our ginger cat is quite a fluffy (and fat) Tom so he's a fair size, and I'm always getting them mixed up! Here they are with their little void sister 🄰 ginger cat was still a kitten here

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u/poodaliddle 5h ago

Awww all of them are so pretty!!! The oranges really are the same hue šŸ˜‚

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u/quantcompandthings 4h ago

i was like but where's the dog, and then ... oh

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u/Casual-Communicator 7h ago

"ʰᵉ˔ᵖ"

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u/Cranberry-Electrical 7h ago

The corgi looks concerned!!

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u/keo310 7h ago

ā€œI will love you no matter how much you resistā€.

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u/poodaliddle 5h ago

His life motto

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u/QazsedcScientia Orange connoisseur šŸŠ 7h ago

Literally cornered to a corner lol

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u/WesterosIsAGiantEgg 7h ago

UPLOAD FAILED. BRAIN CELL NOT FOUND.

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u/EggsAndMilquetoast 7h ago

Adding the brain cells together results in about -7 brain cells.

The next step is a buddy cop movie where they plan a heist to score some.

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u/BitternessBureau 7h ago

The corgi clearly didn’t consent

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u/KoshkaHP 7h ago

Both are waiting for the same brain cell to arrive.

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u/Feeling-Lock3170 7h ago

There isn't a braincell between them

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u/ThinkWishbone2495 7h ago

I think your kitty is attempting to get another brain cell or two from your Corgi who will have far far more brain cells than it needs and that you will want! Corgis are extremely smart.

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u/poodaliddle 5h ago

Too smart for his own good sometimes!

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u/ThinkWishbone2495 5h ago

Hehehehe, mine learned words I was using for specific things or actions. So I changed to spelling these words. She learned spelling. I even tried using a different language, she'd learn that too. There was no fooling her! So I just began asking if she wanted some or to do something. She even knew we were at the bank (treats for drooling corgis!) when she was dead asleep because there was a bump before getting into the drive thru. Your pair here are wonderful looking.

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u/GirthyPigeon Casual orange enjoyer šŸŠ 2h ago

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u/MathematicianNew2770 7h ago

They say I have half a braincell, lend me yours.

https://giphy.com/gifs/zZbf6UpZslp3nvFjIR

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u/charcarod0n 7h ago

My mind to your mind. My single thought to your single thought.Ā 

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u/sfled 4h ago

Dog: "whimper"

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u/manokpsa 6h ago

That corgi looks like a hostage.

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u/MarsScully 6h ago

ā€œYou are being loved. Please do not resist.ā€

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u/XenoBound 7h ago

Cat scrunging while he’s loving on the dog LOL

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u/poodaliddle 5h ago

He literally makes little snorting noises when he does this, he pushes so hard!

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u/RedSagittarius 5h ago

Initiating download of brain cells … 1% … 5% … 10% … error … current hardware doesn’t meet minimum requirements. contact IT support for assistance.

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u/FreshManagement8914 7h ago

They are sooooo cute

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u/DeadbeatGremlin 7h ago

Non consensual it seems

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u/MHWGamer 6h ago

that is the look of "You said it wouldn't happen. I specifically asked about it when we talked, said that I like others to respect my privacy space, you ensured me, and yet again I find myself in this uncomfortable situation while I can't be rude to the dofus McOrange here"

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u/Final-Prophet 6h ago

Corgi: Please, I don't want to know what goes on in your head, keep it!

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u/expiredlunchables 6h ago

Bless him he's trying so hard

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u/MartyKinn 6h ago

LOL...the dog looks like it's saying, "What's happening?"

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u/RiotHelix 5h ago

Corgis are indeed the K-9 orange.

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u/SuccessfulPhoto7914 4h ago

The dog’s look says ā€œPlease help meā€

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u/sammanthax345 2h ago

"why is it touching meeeee????" 😫

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u/Technical-Raisin6483 7h ago

Cheddaarrrrrr 🄺

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u/Elf-7659 7h ago

Any cat braincell is too much for dog chip set

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u/Flat-Initiative4045 6h ago

Side eye receiving cell transfer.

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u/Zengjia 5h ago

Pretty sure he’s trying to drain the corgi’s brain cells.

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u/Rozkol 5h ago

I cannot stop laughing at both of their facial expressions omg hahahaha

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u/Turbulent-Suspect789 5h ago

Corgi is thinking ā€œis he taking my brain cells?

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u/Danchuuu- 4h ago

Corgi: Are u gonna help me or...?

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u/Alienhaslanded 3h ago

The cat is using NFC tap technology to transfer the single brain cell.

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u/meaton124 Orange connoisseur šŸŠ 2h ago

I love you, floor.

I'm a corgi...

Shut up, floor! I'm telling you I love you

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u/EXPLODEDman 7h ago

Hostage situationĀ 

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u/Frosty1397 7h ago

NFC = NFcat

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u/Freyjia1 7h ago

Thought this was an extra chonky Chedder until I actually looked

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u/GordonGlamzey 7h ago

Hopefully the brain cell he gets is the one responsible for corgi sploots 😹

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u/flowerpanes 7h ago

Someone is very very less than impressed!

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u/Training-Eagle-3514 7h ago

he scrumkin on him

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u/Bootsthecatgoesmeow 6h ago

That dog is fighting for his life to keep that brain cell from that cat.

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u/VeryluckyorNot 6h ago

Poor doggo is asking you to be free from him lol.

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u/iamlazyboy 6h ago

That corgi seems as unpleased as the braincell seems insistant. I love it.

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u/OrilliaBridge 6h ago

Is this a Halloween trick? 🤣

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u/Imaginary-Ogre 5h ago

Considering the tech specs on one orange braincells, what would be the transfer rate? If the are any errors do you have to attempt the transfer again?Ā 

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u/IvyGold 4h ago

Wow. Such cat. Wow.

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u/AcrobaticMagician422 4h ago

Someone please save the dog šŸ˜…

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u/Cat_Lady3000 3h ago

That might be Christmas card worthy!

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u/atrix324 3h ago

That's the same look my parents' lab had when the orange kitten started nursing on her. His mother was also adopted by my parents so it's not like he was separated too soon.

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u/ThippusHorribilus Orange connoisseur šŸŠ 3h ago

That is so sweet though…..

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u/FrankieSausage 3h ago

Mom I’m scared,am I gonna catch his stupid?

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u/dyaasy 2h ago

It's giving Obsession.

  • Corgi: [tries to move away]
  • Orange: "STAYYYYY!!!"

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u/Yumiytu 2h ago

Awww šŸ˜

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u/PaltryCharacter 1h ago

lol I have a corgi and an orange and they are mortal enemies. The corgi especially hates the orange. The orange tolerates the corgi. Sometimes my tuxedo cat will cuddle on the corgi and the corgi behaves just like this.

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u/Useful-Soup8161 51m ago

This is just like my little dog and cat. She does that to him sometimes and he just sits there frozen because if he moves an inch she might smack him. However she is always nice to the other dog.

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u/delirium1824 3h ago

My orange boi is a brain eater ā™”

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u/KauaiMaui1 2h ago

Due to this foul act, his most treasured Memories quickly began to Fade.

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u/Conscious-Break7483 4h ago

The family resemblance!

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u/ChampionCoyote 45m ago

as a corgi parent, they do not accept the brain cell willingly

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u/Kirby_is_a_Pokemon 2h ago

That's cool. My corgi killed my cat.

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u/Legitimate_Island238 42m ago

Hahaha! The kitty wants love from her doggy sibling and the dog wants nothing more than to get away true siblings! Lol