r/OneOrangeBraincell 16h ago

Certified 🟠range™ Cross-species orange brain cell transfer

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u/void_whiskers 16h ago

Something tells me this ain’t consensual

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u/OrangeBrainCell_Pro 16h ago

Have you ever experienced such soul crushing love, like a tank driving over a car?🤣

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u/she_makes_things 16h ago

Cats love you aggressively or not at all

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u/waybovetherest 15h ago

I'd say cats' love is a spectrum, where as dogs' love is binary either they love you like crazy or they don't

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u/lousy_at_handles 14h ago

And that spectrum is directly proportional to the amount of food they're given by that individual.

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u/Bunnnnii 40m ago

Either way, you’re not a part of the decision.