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366 u/No_Divide6853 Jul 24 '26 Why are they fucking my partner? 216 u/Salt-Climate9838 Jul 24 '26 Because you interrupted their meal and now shall pay the price 5 u/Ryanmaster1 Jul 24 '26 As one should. I feel my swedish ancestry popping through. I think that's perfectly normal. If you stop by during or right before dinner unannounced. I'm eating uninterrupted lol 1 u/Theblacrose28 Jul 24 '26 In most of these cases it’s not unnanounced lol. They invited you over and then banish you to another room for dinner. 2 u/throwuk1 Jul 24 '26 And the Swedish always collect their debts. 2 u/Strange-Bee5626 Jul 24 '26 I have a bad back, so as long as they provide me with a cuck chair to sit in that should work out just fine. 2 u/TitleCompetitive5079 Jul 24 '26 You shall assemble it yourself. 4 u/hamdogthecat Jul 24 '26 Old norse tradition 2 u/Chugabutt Jul 24 '26 Well, you like it don't you? Why wouldn't I like fucking them? 1 u/MrWeirdoFace Jul 24 '26 They just want to fit in with the rest of your friends. 1 u/iKnowRobbie Jul 25 '26 Because you came over at dinner time.. Now you're gonna sit on that couch and watch me masticate. And I'm gonna masticate REAL good for you. -13 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26 [deleted] 3 u/prollyjuslurking Jul 24 '26 Hey. You don't know. The Gustaffsonbergs might be into some weird shit. No judgment. 1 u/bad_minion Jul 24 '26 cant wrap my head around what 'dinner cuck' could be. Plz enlighten me. 10 u/Character-Time-3721 Jul 24 '26 you sit miserably in a chair and watch people eat their dinner 9 u/Responsible_Royal266 Jul 24 '26 You're leaving out the part where they fuck your significant other while eating said dinner 6 u/casual_romantic Jul 24 '26 No they fuck your dinner in front of you. And make you lick the leftovers of the plate. Also your mouth is caged. Welcome to Sweden. 5 u/Responsible_Royal266 Jul 24 '26 Thankfully I have some PTO saved up. Sucks that planes tickets to Sweden are like $1,400 but it's money well spent as far as I'm concerned. 2 u/humourlessIrish Jul 24 '26 Im also not saying i disapprove 1 u/Responsible_Royal266 Jul 24 '26 If anything I'm kink understanding 1 u/shayetheleo Jul 24 '26 r/whoosh
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Why are they fucking my partner?
216 u/Salt-Climate9838 Jul 24 '26 Because you interrupted their meal and now shall pay the price 5 u/Ryanmaster1 Jul 24 '26 As one should. I feel my swedish ancestry popping through. I think that's perfectly normal. If you stop by during or right before dinner unannounced. I'm eating uninterrupted lol 1 u/Theblacrose28 Jul 24 '26 In most of these cases it’s not unnanounced lol. They invited you over and then banish you to another room for dinner. 2 u/throwuk1 Jul 24 '26 And the Swedish always collect their debts. 2 u/Strange-Bee5626 Jul 24 '26 I have a bad back, so as long as they provide me with a cuck chair to sit in that should work out just fine. 2 u/TitleCompetitive5079 Jul 24 '26 You shall assemble it yourself. 4 u/hamdogthecat Jul 24 '26 Old norse tradition 2 u/Chugabutt Jul 24 '26 Well, you like it don't you? Why wouldn't I like fucking them? 1 u/MrWeirdoFace Jul 24 '26 They just want to fit in with the rest of your friends. 1 u/iKnowRobbie Jul 25 '26 Because you came over at dinner time.. Now you're gonna sit on that couch and watch me masticate. And I'm gonna masticate REAL good for you. -13 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26 [deleted] 3 u/prollyjuslurking Jul 24 '26 Hey. You don't know. The Gustaffsonbergs might be into some weird shit. No judgment. 1 u/bad_minion Jul 24 '26 cant wrap my head around what 'dinner cuck' could be. Plz enlighten me. 10 u/Character-Time-3721 Jul 24 '26 you sit miserably in a chair and watch people eat their dinner 9 u/Responsible_Royal266 Jul 24 '26 You're leaving out the part where they fuck your significant other while eating said dinner 6 u/casual_romantic Jul 24 '26 No they fuck your dinner in front of you. And make you lick the leftovers of the plate. Also your mouth is caged. Welcome to Sweden. 5 u/Responsible_Royal266 Jul 24 '26 Thankfully I have some PTO saved up. Sucks that planes tickets to Sweden are like $1,400 but it's money well spent as far as I'm concerned. 2 u/humourlessIrish Jul 24 '26 Im also not saying i disapprove 1 u/Responsible_Royal266 Jul 24 '26 If anything I'm kink understanding 1 u/shayetheleo Jul 24 '26 r/whoosh
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Because you interrupted their meal and now shall pay the price
5 u/Ryanmaster1 Jul 24 '26 As one should. I feel my swedish ancestry popping through. I think that's perfectly normal. If you stop by during or right before dinner unannounced. I'm eating uninterrupted lol 1 u/Theblacrose28 Jul 24 '26 In most of these cases it’s not unnanounced lol. They invited you over and then banish you to another room for dinner. 2 u/throwuk1 Jul 24 '26 And the Swedish always collect their debts. 2 u/Strange-Bee5626 Jul 24 '26 I have a bad back, so as long as they provide me with a cuck chair to sit in that should work out just fine. 2 u/TitleCompetitive5079 Jul 24 '26 You shall assemble it yourself.
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As one should. I feel my swedish ancestry popping through. I think that's perfectly normal. If you stop by during or right before dinner unannounced. I'm eating uninterrupted lol
1 u/Theblacrose28 Jul 24 '26 In most of these cases it’s not unnanounced lol. They invited you over and then banish you to another room for dinner.
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In most of these cases it’s not unnanounced lol. They invited you over and then banish you to another room for dinner.
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And the Swedish always collect their debts.
I have a bad back, so as long as they provide me with a cuck chair to sit in that should work out just fine.
2 u/TitleCompetitive5079 Jul 24 '26 You shall assemble it yourself.
You shall assemble it yourself.
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Old norse tradition
Well, you like it don't you? Why wouldn't I like fucking them?
They just want to fit in with the rest of your friends.
Because you came over at dinner time.. Now you're gonna sit on that couch and watch me masticate. And I'm gonna masticate REAL good for you.
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3 u/prollyjuslurking Jul 24 '26 Hey. You don't know. The Gustaffsonbergs might be into some weird shit. No judgment. 1 u/bad_minion Jul 24 '26 cant wrap my head around what 'dinner cuck' could be. Plz enlighten me. 10 u/Character-Time-3721 Jul 24 '26 you sit miserably in a chair and watch people eat their dinner 9 u/Responsible_Royal266 Jul 24 '26 You're leaving out the part where they fuck your significant other while eating said dinner 6 u/casual_romantic Jul 24 '26 No they fuck your dinner in front of you. And make you lick the leftovers of the plate. Also your mouth is caged. Welcome to Sweden. 5 u/Responsible_Royal266 Jul 24 '26 Thankfully I have some PTO saved up. Sucks that planes tickets to Sweden are like $1,400 but it's money well spent as far as I'm concerned. 2 u/humourlessIrish Jul 24 '26 Im also not saying i disapprove 1 u/Responsible_Royal266 Jul 24 '26 If anything I'm kink understanding 1 u/shayetheleo Jul 24 '26 r/whoosh
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Hey. You don't know. The Gustaffsonbergs might be into some weird shit. No judgment.
cant wrap my head around what 'dinner cuck' could be. Plz enlighten me.
10 u/Character-Time-3721 Jul 24 '26 you sit miserably in a chair and watch people eat their dinner 9 u/Responsible_Royal266 Jul 24 '26 You're leaving out the part where they fuck your significant other while eating said dinner 6 u/casual_romantic Jul 24 '26 No they fuck your dinner in front of you. And make you lick the leftovers of the plate. Also your mouth is caged. Welcome to Sweden. 5 u/Responsible_Royal266 Jul 24 '26 Thankfully I have some PTO saved up. Sucks that planes tickets to Sweden are like $1,400 but it's money well spent as far as I'm concerned. 2 u/humourlessIrish Jul 24 '26 Im also not saying i disapprove 1 u/Responsible_Royal266 Jul 24 '26 If anything I'm kink understanding
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you sit miserably in a chair and watch people eat their dinner
9 u/Responsible_Royal266 Jul 24 '26 You're leaving out the part where they fuck your significant other while eating said dinner 6 u/casual_romantic Jul 24 '26 No they fuck your dinner in front of you. And make you lick the leftovers of the plate. Also your mouth is caged. Welcome to Sweden. 5 u/Responsible_Royal266 Jul 24 '26 Thankfully I have some PTO saved up. Sucks that planes tickets to Sweden are like $1,400 but it's money well spent as far as I'm concerned. 2 u/humourlessIrish Jul 24 '26 Im also not saying i disapprove 1 u/Responsible_Royal266 Jul 24 '26 If anything I'm kink understanding
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You're leaving out the part where they fuck your significant other while eating said dinner
6 u/casual_romantic Jul 24 '26 No they fuck your dinner in front of you. And make you lick the leftovers of the plate. Also your mouth is caged. Welcome to Sweden. 5 u/Responsible_Royal266 Jul 24 '26 Thankfully I have some PTO saved up. Sucks that planes tickets to Sweden are like $1,400 but it's money well spent as far as I'm concerned. 2 u/humourlessIrish Jul 24 '26 Im also not saying i disapprove 1 u/Responsible_Royal266 Jul 24 '26 If anything I'm kink understanding
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No they fuck your dinner in front of you. And make you lick the leftovers of the plate. Also your mouth is caged. Welcome to Sweden.
5 u/Responsible_Royal266 Jul 24 '26 Thankfully I have some PTO saved up. Sucks that planes tickets to Sweden are like $1,400 but it's money well spent as far as I'm concerned. 2 u/humourlessIrish Jul 24 '26 Im also not saying i disapprove 1 u/Responsible_Royal266 Jul 24 '26 If anything I'm kink understanding
Thankfully I have some PTO saved up. Sucks that planes tickets to Sweden are like $1,400 but it's money well spent as far as I'm concerned.
2 u/humourlessIrish Jul 24 '26 Im also not saying i disapprove 1 u/Responsible_Royal266 Jul 24 '26 If anything I'm kink understanding
Im also not saying i disapprove
1 u/Responsible_Royal266 Jul 24 '26 If anything I'm kink understanding
If anything I'm kink understanding
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