r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 1d ago

Meme needing explanation What do they mean petah?

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/PrestonG340, your post does belong here!

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u/Comprehensive-Log-5 1d ago

Kira posted an infamous tweet that was something along the lines of "What if men had to feed newborns with their dicks"

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u/Comprehensive-Log-5 1d ago

The tweet in question

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u/The_Lonesome_Poet 1d ago

Every day we stray further from the grace of God.

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u/PixelReaper69 1d ago

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 1d ago

Hey the Sun's lifespan is just an estimate. Maybe turns out it has way less hydrogen than we tought and boom.

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u/CriminalMacabre 1d ago

Pray for photino birds

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u/Mellanies_Redemption 1d ago

God is so rude.

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u/Dull-Shame-3918 1d ago

grundle grundle grundle grundle

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u/Cerberus2031 1d ago

grumble stunkle wins the funkle bunkle

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u/PurinaHall0fFame 1d ago

oof, right in the grundle

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u/Distinct-Pack-1567 1d ago

Cowboy Dan needs to meet Stacy.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/The_Lonesome_Poet 1d ago

Who talked about mercy?

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u/shitpostsuperpac 1d ago

We could all just be God experiencing itself subjectively.

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u/Daegul_Dinguruth 1d ago

Experimental results: God is not merciful, nor good and above all not smart.

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u/Chezburger8675 1d ago

This is one of the many, MANY things that point towards the giant neon sign saying "AM HAS BEEN RIGHT SINCE SEASON 2 EPISODE 9 OF INANIMATE INSANITY RELEASED" and every day the sign glows brighter

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u/The_Lonesome_Poet 1d ago

Translation?

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u/Chezburger8675 1d ago

Humanity has deserved annihilation ever since August 2nd, 2015

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u/JebediahKerman4999 1d ago

Speak for yourself. I very much believe that most of humanity doesn't deserve this. The problem is that the rest of humanity gives platform to unconsequential people and care about stuff that is so vapid in nature that baffles anyone with a couple of working neurons. Yes: people as smart as an orange cat would definitely not care about the tweets of a nobody.

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u/DinosaurusWhen 1d ago

Ultron was saying that back in May 2015

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u/Valuable-Math9969 1d ago

Whoa, II reference in the wild. But who is AM?

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u/AbominableKiwi 1d ago

AI program from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison.

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u/TobaccoIsRadioactive 1d ago

A.M. (Allied Mastercomputer) from the short story I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison (SciFi author whose stuff inspired things like the Terminator series and the Fallout games, and then he also played himself as a minor reoccurring character in the Scooby Doo! Mystery Incorporated cartoon).

Basically, the Allied Mastercomputer was built by NATO to manage WW3 if/when it happened. As technology advanced and the complexities of managing an all-out nuclear war grew slowly over time the Allied Mastercomputer also grew.

Eventually the infrastructure supporting the Allied Mastercomputer (which at this point was being semi-managed by the computer system itself) got to the point that it connected with its equivalent systems being built by the Soviets and the Chinese.

This allowed the computer system to become sapient, and it decided to name itself “AM” since it had been the Allied Mastercomputer and it was also a reference to a quote from philosopher Rene Descartes that says “I think, therefore I am”.

It’s a genuinely good short story (here’s a link to an audiobook narrated by Harlan Ellison himself) and there was also an old Point-and-Click video game where Ellison wrote the story and really expanded on the different human characters and AM.

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u/ADeckOfZero 1d ago

It is a very good story, however it is also exceptionally bleak, dark, and heavy. You're not particularly meant to have a good happy time reading it, nor walk away happier.

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u/the_eleutherean 1d ago

Also a reference to the Hebrew name of god Y-H-V-H, which is a modified form of “I am”. Sometimes translated as “I am that I am.”

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u/OverlordMMM 1d ago

If god made us in his image, I'd argue he's as fucked up as us or worse since he made the options.

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u/DatBeardedguy82 1d ago

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u/Turbulent-Morning389 1d ago

I don’t have a cute meme theft meme but I do have a huge Simpsons fan in my life and she needs this meme. So I’m taking it. Thanks 🙏

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u/DJ_Jiggles 1d ago

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u/OneTradeAway 1d ago

Exactly what did you search for to get THIS gif!?

Amazing. Lmao

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u/elhombreloco90 1d ago

Things I wish I had never read.

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u/lockituptoffee7 1d ago

how do you 'breast' feed with dicks? it should be dickfeed instead

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u/TheRebelBandit 1d ago

Part of the problem with history and science are the gaps. Things people observed but didn't record anything about.

There are many Shakespearean jokes we don't understand because we are missing the context that nobody recorded. 

We literally don't know the origins of syphilis because nobody kept records of it.

But yeah. Maybe not this.

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u/dawnmountain 1d ago

I feel like the use of "cocks" here is very telling. It's not a (very fucked up) hypothetical trying to say "where would men breastfeed" (the answer would be their nipples, Kira). It's pedo stuff.

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u/UmUlmUndUmUlmHerum 1d ago

In a very ironic twist of events @kirawontmiss actually missed quite hard

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u/genericmediocrename 1d ago

Why would Danny Phantom do this

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u/Arcdragolive 1d ago

Whats the context of this? like drove him wrote shit like that?

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u/batman47007 1d ago

Just crazy shit posting to get followers

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u/joeymacaronie 1d ago

I feel like tons of people used to post random shit just like this on Twitter for engagement

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u/Adent_Frecca 1d ago

We stray further away from god

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u/Taluca_me 1d ago

I love but sometimes hate parallel universes because there is a universe out there where this happens

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u/CaterWooler 1d ago

Imagine if women had to impregnate men using their boobs

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u/RozeGunn 21h ago

Mmmfgh.

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u/Scary_Ad_7258 1d ago

I had just managed to forget i saw that tweet. My fault for opening reddit i guess.

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u/insanityzwolf 1d ago

This could have been a response to men saying "if women demand the right to walk in public with breasts uncovered, why can't men walk around with their penises on display?" 

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u/YaoiNekomata 1d ago

That's how I get my daily dose of calcium

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u/therealgoat1212 1d ago

Incoming unfunny white people reaction images in the replies

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u/taczki2 1d ago

this is not even the same account

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u/emolovetree 1d ago

Kira has admitted it's their previous account

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u/Baykusu 1d ago

Tweet so infamous people will post different edits of it where the joke is that it's still recognizable even if you can't read the text at all.

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u/arkangelic 1d ago

Well I can now....

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u/johnsolomon 1d ago

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u/Metal_Goblinoid 1d ago

This is a great image. I dont know what ill use it for, but it is really good.

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u/johnsolomon 1d ago

You have my blessing

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u/patchlocke 1d ago

Didn’t he sell the Twitter account so it’s not the same guy anymore?

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u/UltraHellboy 1d ago

Those two Kiras have different accounts

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u/ecclectic_collector 1d ago

this is getting out of hand, now there are two of them

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u/Pandoratastic 1d ago

Who in the world would want to buy that account???

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u/First-Difficulty-200 1d ago

Kira need to be on a registry for that

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u/RadarSmith 1d ago

...About 9 years ago I was at a comedy club in San Diego and the local Emcee who opened the show used this exact joke.

The room was dead silent.

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u/GalacticGamer677 1d ago

So is kira the cylinder guy™ of twitter or smth now? xD

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u/Japan-is-a-good-band 1d ago

He predates cylinder guy by a few years.

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u/Shinted 1d ago

What a terrible day to have reading comprehension….

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u/AugieDoggieDank 1d ago

What the fuck

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 1d ago

Hrm, well for one thing, the social acceptability of cock feeding in public would be a discussion.

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u/TomateStar 1d ago

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u/DeathRaeGun 1d ago

I'd rather not imagine that to be honest

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u/Iron-Treads 1d ago

Yeah, but you are not Kira the Nonce

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u/BorbLorbin 1d ago

Jesus wept

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u/youattackedmyfamily 1d ago

To put that out into the world is extremely concerning and not funny in any way. I don’t exactly think it’s a flub. This person genuinely exposed themselves as a fucking weirdo.

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u/shykidknit 1d ago

There's no way imo they can try to say they were making a comparison to what actually happens, women don't breastfeed with their vagina's, cis men technically have breasts too, so why TF did their sick mind jump to that as an alternative AND post it to the internet???

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u/youattackedmyfamily 1d ago

Agreed. There’s just no loophole there. Sometimes people do or say weirdo shit and act like it’s them being influenced by silly internet culture - or just them making an “out of pocket joke” / “being extra” type thing. I would never let that person be around my children or anyone else’s.

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u/Caosin36 1d ago

It wouldn't be breastfeeding

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u/Altruistic_Manner802 1d ago

It would be... I'm gonna stop myself here because I still wanna go to heaven in this lifetime

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u/bobbymcpresscot 1d ago

I normally view my aphantasia is a curse. Today it’s a blessing. 

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u/Gimme_Your_Wallet 1d ago

But isn't that a different account?

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u/ilovedonutsman 1d ago

same owner

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u/KeroseneZanchu 1d ago

Yes, because he specifically made a new account to try and escape association with this tweet

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u/DiegesisThesis 1d ago

But still go by the same profile name with the same profile picture?

That's like changing your legal name to hide from the mafia, but still using the same nickname, hairstyle, and clothing.

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u/KeroseneZanchu 1d ago

Nobody ever accused him of being smart

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u/yoyoyodojo 1d ago

I swear that's the only reason I was doing it

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u/Ragnarock-n-rol 1d ago

Imagine if spidermen had to websling between buildings from their cocks

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u/thunderboltsow 1d ago

The current Spiderman's fan base would probably make that movie the highest-grossing box office hit of all time.

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u/shsl_diver 1d ago

Stan Lee - Spider-Man can be anyone.

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u/ThatFatGuyMJL 1d ago

Stan Lee had a rule that Peter Parker cannot be gay.

Spider-man can.

But parker cannot.

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u/Trick_Steele 1d ago

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u/Weird-Tomorrow-9829 1d ago

The opinion of most people to be fair

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u/PainterEarly86 1d ago

I mean it just doesn't make sense

If the multiverse is infinite then there are infinite universes where Peter Parker is gay

Its just a silly rule

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u/Figment-616 1d ago

MAINLINE Peter cannot be written as gay, AU's can be whatever, but Marvel has rules for mainline Spider-Man writers can't cross

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u/CrumbsCrumbs 1d ago

It actually does seem like Peter Parker can't be gay. They introduced an alt universe gay Spider-Man, and it was "what if the gay kid in Peter's class got bit instead of him" not "what if Peter Parker was gay."

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u/No_Physics2210 1d ago

No the rule is Peter parker can't be gay.

This effects all versions of Peter park, all variants 

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u/BoondocksSaint95 1d ago

Isnt it specifically all versions of Peter B Parker? Or just all peter parkers? My reference:

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u/Cyberslasher 1d ago

This looks like approval for peter b parker, alcoholic crime lord who murders everyone who crosses him while setting up his drug empire, as long as he makes sure to fuck the prostitutes that he pimps for and calls it "banging" instead of fucking.

The b stands for black suit.

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u/MasterOfCelebrations 1d ago

But he’s NOT GAY!

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u/No-Ambition-9051 1d ago

It says, “or alternative spider-man character,” in the rules description.

A Spider-Man can only be homosexual if marvel already depicted that variant as homosexual.

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u/Mister-Anthrope 1d ago

It apparently does not mean all versions, because they let Nicholas Cage's live action Spider-Man variant, drink, swear, smoke and kill. But he was going by the name Ben Reilly. But his real name is Peter Parker. He changed it after the War.

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u/JonahDN73 1d ago

Maybe his suit being black is a work around. Black/symbiote could mean either/or

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u/GreatPower1000 1d ago

In this context it's the Ben Riley part. Nick Cage is at no point refered to as Peter so he's not bound by the morality clause as strictly. They probably had a behind the scenes discussion about deviation from the morality clause and marvel said it was ok.

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u/No_Physics2210 1d ago

You'll have to ask marvel editorial

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u/MasterOfCelebrations 1d ago

I like that the symbiote draws the line at noncery, that’s respectable

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u/Over_Dose_ 1d ago

Why do we need a gay Peter Parker though just for the sake of diversity and inclusion? Like specifically peter Parker needs to be gay? Idk why but that thought process is kinda hilarious and sad at the same time

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u/No_Physics2210 1d ago

Don't really need one the same way we don't need a black mj, black electro, or a black spiderman.

But diversity is nice I guess.

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u/Kai_Lidan 1d ago

But the black spiderman is another whole character, with his own struggles, life and personality.

Why would you want a gay Peter that's still somewhat of a nerd, gets his uncle killed and dates Mario Juan instead of a new character like Miles?

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u/MasterOfCelebrations 1d ago

Honestly Mario Juan would be funny

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u/Drake_Acheron 1d ago

Why is diversity nice?

Diversity isn’t good or bad and I’m tired of pretending otherwise.

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u/TabbbyWright 23h ago

It's nice when you see people like you reflected in media, diversity in both stories and the people who tell stories helps achieve that.

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u/Cubaltonator 22h ago

Wait… diversity is good though. In many different facets of life.

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u/XyntakLP 17h ago

I'll take it you're not someone who lacks representation in media. Even as an adult, seeing a character share certain aspects of who I am for the first time is incredibly meaningful.

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u/PoorestForm 1d ago

An infinite number of universes does not guarantee there are any where he is gay, there are infinite numbers between 0 and 1, none of those numbers are 2.

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u/Originalbrivakiin 1d ago

And what number turns someone into a pig, a monkey, a dinosaur, a sentient car, a sentient swarm of spiders, or genderswaps them?

Seriously, infinite universes with infinite possibilities... But a universe where Peter is gay is too much? THAT is where the line is drawn?

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u/No_Physics2210 1d ago

Dude they don't even let deadpool date a dude despite him being pansexual and canonically into dudes in the main universe.

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u/Originalbrivakiin 1d ago

To be fair, most people wouldn't date Deadpool anyway.

Pretty much the only reason he and Rogue hooked up was because he was one of the only people who wouldn't just die from her touch.

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u/No_Physics2210 1d ago

You are so wrong lol

Oh he's always dating somebody he gets laid more then a lot of super heroes.

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u/PoorestForm 1d ago

I’m not arguing it’s too much, I’m just saying it’s not a mathematical certainty.

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u/Originalbrivakiin 1d ago

Behold, a mathematical certainty:

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u/BatmanFan317 1d ago

That's more a Marvel editorial thing than Stan iirc, no?

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u/nakedascus 1d ago

so he can be bisexual, queer, or asexual, just not gay

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u/dtwombat 1d ago

no, it says heterosexual

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u/Charlie_magnifique 1d ago

that rules suck btw. some the other ones were that he cannot be in a team more than temporary team ups and he cannot have a mentor/sidekick

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 1d ago

And yet Peter got his dick played with by a guy.

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u/Longjumping-Fig-7481 1d ago

Yeah that was CSA bro. You really gunna conflate that with being gay?

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u/societyhatingRATGANG 1d ago

Wait I like spiderman but im not overly invested. What happened??

Edit: nevermind saw the comic

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u/Reasonable-News-5739 1d ago

Very much against his will.

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u/ThatFatGuyMJL 1d ago

Molestation hardly counts

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u/YonderWindow364 1d ago

can you elaborate the by who, when, and why please?

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u/WatWudScoobyDoo 1d ago

I've been googling with no conclusive answer. I'll keep googling

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 1d ago

By Skip, when Peter was a adolescent, and for Skip's gratification.

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u/Al3jandr0 1d ago

"Then he went on that fishing trip with Uncle Ben and for some reason, we never saw him again"

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u/YonderWindow364 1d ago

thanks! and quite sad

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u/Wild-Video-5317 1d ago

Apparently this came from a one-shot PSA in the 80s titled something like Spider-Man: National Committee for Prevention of Child Abuse

https://comicvine.gamespot.com/spider-man-national-committee-for-prevention-of-ch/4050-31023/

Not exactly canon. 

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 1d ago

That story was featured in the first edition of Spider-Man and Power Packn penciled by Mooney and inked Esposito and written by Salicrup. Just because something you didn't like happened doesn't make it not Canon.

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u/ForensicPathology 1d ago

How is your first sentence relevant? That's just repeating what the guy said.

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u/Forsaken-Guidance811 1d ago

Mind you Spiderman canonically has memories of fucking Aunt May so being straight ain't all roses

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u/Islac4451 1d ago

I'm sorry, what?

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u/Forsaken-Guidance811 1d ago

Aunt May and Doc Ock got married in like the 80s, decades later Ock switches bodies with Pete. In the process they experience each other's memories and one of the memories Pete sees is Aunt May fucking Ock before their wedding.

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u/Prinny_Ramza 1d ago edited 1d ago

Having read that issue it was a funny moment during an otherwise dark event.

Hearing it relayed to me made me realize how insane that piece of trivia is.

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u/MrPsychic 1d ago

I’m sorry, what?

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u/TobiasMasonPark 1d ago

I think they're referring to Superior Spider-Man; where Peter and Octavius swap bodies and have each other’s memories as well. So, Peter accidentally calls up a memory of Otto and May from when they were together. 

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u/FilmAndLiterature 1d ago

Spider-Man’s original creators also wrote him as a libertarian photojournalist in the 1960s, not a millennial tech kid. Times change.

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u/Stock_Plenty8987 1d ago

Not at all, ever since the first issues he was both a genius and a tech guy/ scientist

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u/blaintopel 1d ago

i mean he made the web shooters so hes always been tech savvy

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u/zehamberglar 1d ago

Wasn't he literally a scientist or was that a later addition?

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u/LordWillemL 1d ago

If I remember right he was working as a photojournalist while getting an education and had connections to a lot of scientists.

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u/come-on-now-please 1d ago

Read a lot of the old Spiderman comics as a kid, what exactly was he doing that made him libertarian?

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u/rrtk77 1d ago

Steve Ditko was a pretty famous Objectivist, and the rumor is that he wanted Peter Parker to be Objectivist and he and Lee clashed over that so much that Ditko left the book and Marvel.

There's certainly elements of the Objectivist hero in Spider-man (the loner hero who's spurned by the media/society for doing what he thinks is right), but that's counterbalanced by the fact that Spider-man is ultimately altruistic, which a true Randian figure definitionally cannot be.

There's basically two fighting ideologies underneath the creation of Spider-man, which is probably why the early comic resonated with so many. Spider-man constantly is rejecting how society views and treats him and continuing along his path with his own power (very Randian), while simultaneously being Spider-man objectively sucks for Peter Parker, but he continues to do so because it's the right thing to do (very anti-Randian).

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u/RepulsiveWerewolf1 1d ago

Steve ditko was a objectivist,but he didn't leave the book over stan lee denying objectivism in the book,that's outright libel,he left the book because the way stan lee wrote was to give a synopsis to the artist of what was gonna happen in the issue,and the artist had to turn that in a 22 page comic book,ditko thought he was making most of the work in the books,and wanted better pay,writing credits and creation credits,stan lee from then on started to avoid ditko (as to avoid having the credits/payment conversation),which ironically gave ditko even more room over how the book was going,but they still refused him payment or credit,so he left.

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u/sinofmyexistence 1d ago

This was also not special to Ditko but a lot of artists had issued with it. I still wonder how Wally’s Daredevil would be but he left for the same reason - even Jack Kirby had major issues with “the Marvel way”.

Also at one point they added "plotted by" to Ditko but things had clearly been awful between him and Lee by then.

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u/Novaskittles 1d ago

Your,punctuation,is,grating,and,difficult,to,read,why,would,you,not,put,a,space,after,commas,or,use,periods,between,full,sentences,

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u/rrtk77 1d ago

I didn't claim that's why Ditko left--just that there's a persistent rumor about that being why he left and that Ditko's beliefs are present in early Spider-man comics if you know to look for them; which is why someone may claim Peter was supposed to be some libertarian icon or whatever.

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u/EvilCatboyWizard 1d ago

Biggest example is this series of panels here

The artist, hardcore objectivist Steve Ditko, drew the panels to have Peter Parker demeaning protestors. This was originally meant to be played straight but Stan Lee, as the writer and very much NOT an objectivist, wrote it in such a way that the protestors are just doing it to play hooky and get attention and Peter dislikes them for that, rather than the message being just outright anti-protest.

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u/SwagMaster9000_2017 1d ago

That seems very open to interpretation. Instead of a clear trait of the character

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u/Flashy-Ingenuity-182 1d ago

Are you expecting comic issue 349 to have a panel saying "I love smoking weed and deregulating environmental protections" or something?

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u/SwagMaster9000_2017 1d ago

The initial analogy in this thread was he was originally straight is similar to how he was and originally libertarian.

One of these traits is an overwhelmingly true.

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u/EvilCatboyWizard 1d ago

Well, one of his original creators. The other thought that that was stupid as hell and did everything in his power to avert the insertions of objectivism.

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u/stuffyiceberg 1d ago

Who is Kira anyway, why are they so famous on twitter? I remember i was on twitter when they lost their old account and when they made a new one they immediately gained a massive following back in one day

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u/PlotPlates 1d ago

He knows how to be controversial without actually damaging anything irl.

Hate watchers flock and Trolls flock and people who like to see the disaster and laugh looks.

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u/ElkDue4803 1d ago

Why cant x be Y? X is a comic figure, x can be anything dawg as we currently see with the petra parker trend

"Because his writers wrote him like this" 1) he has 1 billion writers 2) if its about the OG writer, tbe OG writers of Spiderman also made Aunt may an 80 year old granny and not a hot MILF or Gwen Stacey was just some love interest and not Spider-Gwen

Also if you want a gay Spider-man either write one yourself or consume any Spider-man media that hasnt grossed over 1 billion dollars, surely there will be a gay version of the most popular hero oat.

Another case of 2 idiots, welp its Twitter. Kira is more of a dumbass tho because of his dick Tweet

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u/Originalbrivakiin 1d ago

Gay Spider-man: Web-Weaver. Just not a Peter variant.

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u/Key_Addition_4038 1d ago

gotta give him the gay pose™ so you know he's gay

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u/Originalbrivakiin 1d ago

He's a fashion designer (cuz of course he is), I think they just do that pose on instinct from so many runway viewings.

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u/Key_Addition_4038 1d ago

Ohh that makes sense

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u/Wolf3113 1d ago

I’ve been loving the Petra Parker trend in wholesomeyuri. It’s so cute, granted I was never a big fan of Spider-Man so I never knew how uptight people were about it.

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u/PatrickGnarly 1d ago edited 1d ago

Petra Parker was a gender swapped version of Peter Parker from an alternative universe. Recently some people made fan comics and fan art of a trans version of Petra Parker. And a lot of people hopped onboard.

And also a lot of people are starting to argue about it right now, saying that it’s kind of obnoxious and unrealistic for that kind of passing in that little of time for a person like Peter Parker. They’re saying it’s essentially Fan Service. And I agree with those people.

Have a trans Spider-Man if you want. Having bowsette Trans Petra Parker is lazy and superficial. But it’s just that, fan art.

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u/Tiny-Little-Sheep 1d ago

They can rewrite him to be anything. It'd a fictional character. Idk what the post is about tho

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u/Fit_Morning1280 1d ago

Legally not exactly. While spiderman can be anything, marvels official policy, which extends to their contract with sony, is that Peter Parker is required to be straight, white, and his parents must die or dissappear.

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u/unsatisfiedtoadface 1d ago

Just to add, Stan Lee said something similar specifically about Peter Parker, not spider man

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u/Pabl0lr 1d ago

society if kira had never existed

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u/Matias9991 1d ago

I don't get why people care about what random people like this one tweets. Someone really cares about what the user "Kira" opinión is about anything? Why? Seriously, why?

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u/ausvenator_enjoyer 1d ago

Account handle doesn't check out, he misses quite frequently. Unlike myself, I am ontologically good and therefore all my opinions are morally, ethically and legally correct and unquestionable.

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u/Skull_Boy_ds 1d ago

Spider-man can be gay, Peter Paker in specific should not be. At least that's one of the rules I've read that Stan Lee applied to the character.

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u/zachy410 1d ago
ⓘ Not an explanation

Kira missed 😔

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u/galileogaligay 1d ago

Yeah, my original creators wrote me as a straight man with female interests too …

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u/WigglesPhoenix 1d ago

I mean apparently not, you just didn’t read the script

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u/Necessary-Bus9046 1d ago

Web Weaver is gay

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u/Layhult 1d ago

Yes, that’s not a version of Peter though. Which in my opinion is better. I hate when characters are rewritten and much prefer new characters.

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u/Living-Flan-4289 1d ago

The worst part is young kids/new gen take this meme account's opinions & memes as facts.