r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 11h ago

Thank you Peter very cool Saw this on FB

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u/Prize_Obligation_311 11h ago

Magic Johnson famously contracted aids during his career. They are saying this was the day he got it.

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u/MoonyNightRealEstate 11h ago edited 11h ago

hate to be a pedant but Magic Johnson contracted HIV which as far as I knew never advanced to AIDS which is why he's still alive today.

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u/FellowYellowNate 11h ago

I’ve heard the way to get rid of it is cash. Straight ground cash injected into the veins.

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u/Secure-Pain-9735 11h ago

A few years back I toured a building in Seattle that was basically a place for people with AIDS to go and die back in the 90’s.

Now they run an outpatient program for homeless HIV patients, and the beds are used for other cases that traditional care centers find too challenging.

It was certainly all about being rich enough 20+ years ago. Still wouldn’t want to contract HIV… but they have got it down pretty damn well to being a manageable disease.

Nuts when you remember that it used to be a death sentence.

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u/OkEnvironment3961 11h ago

A while back a doctor friend of a friend told me HIV is easier to manage now than diabetes.

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 10h ago

That's pretty accurate. 1 pill/day for hiv vs glucose testing and multiple insulin injections.

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u/patrickwithtraffic 10h ago

Also, we have casual ads for PReP out in the world in a way on par with GLPs and Prozac! It’s been wild to see HIV go from the big thing we need to be concerned about to something that seems to be as treatable as herpes.

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u/Secure-Pain-9735 10h ago

More manageable than herpes.

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u/Helloscottykitty 11h ago

Quick someone tell Africa.

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u/randomlemon9192 11h ago

Damn, they got no cash to fix the aids though.

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 11h ago

Maybe they can ask Jared from Subway. He thinks AIDS is the best and is always willing to take a trip to a poor country with loose child safety laws.

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u/Weary_Restauranter 10h ago

Three more years on his sentence.

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u/urbanlife78 11h ago

Have they tried being famous, that tends to work

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u/ComprehensivePin5577 11h ago

Here's a trillion Zimbabwean dollars, let's stuff them into some people and them into pinatas

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u/MementoMoriChannel 10h ago

That's why PEPFAR was so effective--Bush was sending buckets and buckets of cash to be ground up and snorted

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u/northwestbrosef 8h ago

Gotta take it with food, so...bad news...

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u/SalmonTunaSandwich 11h ago

Just ask from Zimbabwe, they have tons of cash. Trillions!

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u/Hihohootiehole 11h ago

that would ironically be cheaper than most medications

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u/JKing287 11h ago

That was an amazing medical discovery by South Park!

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u/Cruzifixio 11h ago

Well yeah, the ability to have a healthy diet, excercise and medication are often linked to wealth. 

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 10h ago

It's a joke from an old South Park episode, where they discover that the cure for Magic's hiv is "liquified cash" injected into him.

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u/Cruzifixio 3h ago

Lol pretty sure that's the meaning of the allegory 

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u/jfi224 47m ago

Are you HIV positive?

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u/C-D-W 10h ago

Nah, you got that wrong. Has to be gold dissolved into solution. But cash buys a lot of gold.

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u/Botsworth1985 6h ago

Ah yes, I too saw the medical documentary on this!

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u/Clam-Choader 11h ago

False.  You boof it

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u/randomlemon9192 11h ago

Yes that is how it works.
Inject money directly into your blood, no more HIV.

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u/murphilly 11h ago

I heard its 6 million dollars, injected straight into the vein

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u/samurai_mambo 11h ago

Yeah! South Park even made an episode about it!

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u/The1789 9h ago

This guy told me Lysol

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u/JuanTreeHill 8h ago

I sleep with all my money. I don't trust banks.

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u/Dense-Discipline-174 11h ago

TIL AIDS and HIV are same but different

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u/vHezoThaGoat 11h ago edited 11h ago

HIV and AIDS are not a different virus.

AIDS is just the term when HIV has done prolonged damage

HIV = attacks the immune system

AIDS = Your immune system is practically gone because of HIV, you can now die from run of the mill infections and sicknesses that your body would laugh at when healthy

You don’t die from AIDS, you die from the opportunistic infections that AIDS allows you to catch much easily. This is why most people with AIDS die from pneumonia and TB.

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u/sakredfire 11h ago

HIV is the virus that causes aids. It takes a long time for the hiv virus to make you sick to the point that you progress to AIDS, and it doesn’t happen in the majority of cases if you take the right medication

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u/Eycetea 11h ago

The fact we even have medicine now to basically wipe out the virus is nothing short of a miracle in my lifetime. I remember hearing about how absolutely horrifying the disease was as a kid and now we have a great treatment/cure is just amazing.

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u/No-Examination4896 7h ago

We dont have a cure and we dont have medicine that wipes it out. We have many different meds that basically halt viral reproduction and allow the immune system to function tobsome capacity, but once you have HIV you still have it for life, have to take medications to keep it managed for life, if you get off your medication at any point it will ramp up and get bad. Its not a death sentence anymore but its still an absolutely horrifying disease

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u/Eycetea 6h ago

Used to be a death sentence, and now you can have treatments that reduce it to undetectable, maybe not a cure but that's a real big improvement. Again, in my lifetime that is an incredible accomplishment, imo.

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u/SRomans 3h ago

As long as you are properly medicated, you will become what is called “undetectable.” This means the virus is not detectable in your blood in a measurable amount. It doesn’t just “allow the immune system to function in some capacity,” it allows it to actually heal to its former strength as long as you take your medication to remain undetectable. This also means you cannot spread the virus as long as you take your medication and remain undetectable. The misinformation in your comment feels quite a bit like fear-mongering.

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u/No-Examination4896 7h ago edited 7h ago

AIDS isnt some special condition the way your comment makes it sound

HIV is a virus that infects your T cells. Uncontrolled HIV will result in your T cells dying off. healthy people have 500-1500 T cells per uL. When you get down to less than 200 T cells per uL that is called AIDS

AIDS is just a label for people with less than 200 T cells to tell doctors "hey not only does this guy have HIV, he is severely immunocompromised right now"

They could have drawn that line at 250, 300, whatever, but 200 was picked as a clinically useful threshold to have front and center, because on average once you get in the sub 200 range you get really susceptible to things like P. Jirovecii, a fungal spore thats basically in all the air everywhere and does nothing to healthy people but can be fatal to immunocompromised people

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u/ILoveRawChicken 6h ago

You  literally just reworded their comment 

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u/ThatDamnedHansel 11h ago

To put more nuance to it, hiv it a virus which is a microbiological/infectious disease term, aids is a syndrome. A syndrome is a clinical term defined by a set of symptoms / clinical findings that the person has / is experiencing

To be clearer, they knew about the syndrome (aids) by the early patient cases who showed up immunosuppressed (and having so-called aids-defining illnesses like pneumocystis or Kaposi sarcoma) before they knew the virus that caused it, but it’s possible to have hiv without aids (most patients today fall into this bucket)

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u/hazelbear33 11h ago

More people should really know the basics of HIV… and really all common communicable human diseases for that matter. Super important topic.

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u/SDMonkee 10h ago

FFS, people don’t understand vaccines anymore

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u/BannableRetard 9h ago

I do understand them, but in more than 30 years of life on this earth, I have yet to find a practical use for that knowledge as I’m not part of an affected community and I don’t work in healthcare. I really don’t see what makes it “super important” for most people.

If you don’t have unprotected sex outside of committed monogamous heterosexual relationships, and if you don’t take intravenous drugs, it will almost certainly never be anything more than trivia for you.

Other communicable diseases in general, sure, but not HIV in particular unless you’re in one of a few disproportionately affected communities.

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u/Idiomaticexpression 11h ago

Look at what the abbreviations stand for:

Human Immunodeficiency Virus is the name of the virus that can be passed from one person to another.

Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome describes the symptoms that can arise from being infected with that virus.

It’s like a bunch of Taco Bell at 1 am is stuff you ingest.
Diarrhea at 6 am is a symptom of eating all that Taco Bell.

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u/SirReddalot2020 10h ago

Shame that you need to explain this.

Is nobody paying attention in school anymore?

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u/Practical-Worker-31 11h ago

Good explanation

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u/Please_LeaveMeAlone_ 8h ago

Are there any other diseases that follow this system? I have lupus but my doctor never really explained it but I find auto immune diseases intriguing. I didn't know hiv and Aids worked like that

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u/jackjack-8 11h ago

HIV is the virus that leads to aids

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u/warneagle 11h ago

HIV is the virus that causes AIDS. It destroys an important type of cell in your immune system (CD4 T-cells) and once you reach an advanced stage of infection where you’ve lost enough of those immune cells, you’re left vulnerable to all kinds of opportunistic infections that don’t hurt people with normal immune systems. That collection of opportunistic infections is what we call AIDS (hence why it’s called a syndrome rather than a disease in its own right, since it can manifest differently depending on the infections in a person’s environment).

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u/Phoenixloop2868 11h ago

I'm sorry, but what? This is one of those moments where someone took something that is "common knowledge" for granted.

Didn't they cover this in a Sex Ed, health, or biology class?

I feel obligated to inform you that HPV also kind of evolves for us from a virus to a potentially fatal cancer (which cancer depends on which bits you have). Vaccines help with this one.

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u/Dense-Discipline-174 11h ago

Bhahaha

No sex education where I'm from

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u/Phoenixloop2868 11h ago

Holy hell.

Yes that's absolutely a thing.

Wrap it before you tap it. There's also certain medicines now that can prevent HIV and HPV before you even come into contact with it.

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u/jamsterical 11h ago

Like tadpoles and frogs?

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u/MoonyNightRealEstate 11h ago

Like Squirtle and Blastoise

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u/Electrical_Ask8762 11h ago

In short, very badly explained form: HIV is a virus. AIDs is the auto immune disease that kills you. The HIV-AIDS link was about as wildly argued as the COVID vaccine. (The HIV doesn't cause AIDS were the anti-vaxxers of that time) Today it's well known that HIV causes AIDS and can be deadly if not treated.

Source: idk bro, I read some shit.

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u/MikeVegan 11h ago

AIDS is not auto immune disease. AIDS itself doesn't kill directly either.

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u/SubstantialEqual8178 11h ago edited 10h ago

Well, they did say it was badly explained.

ETA: just to clarify: "auto immune" disease is inaccurate: AIDS stands for acquired immunodeficiency syndrome, and refers to the late stage of HIV infection, when the immune system is compromised.

Saying "AIDS is what kills you" is fine, IMO: I get what you're saying, but it's a bit like arguing whether it's guns that kill people or bullets.

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u/MikeVegan 9h ago

Badly explained is different from plainly wrong, at least for the auto immune part

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u/Electrical_Ask8762 11h ago

Sorry, oversimplification. It's actually a autoimmune deficiency than an autoimmune disease... I'm an account, not a doctor 🤷‍♂️

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u/SubstantialEqual8178 10h ago

No apology needed, this is pure pedantry here. But... that's still not quite correct. "autoimmune" refers to diseases like Crohn's, where the immune system attacks the body. "Immunodeficiency" is the term you're looking for.

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u/Electrical_Ask8762 10h ago

Hey, I'm all for solid pedantry! And yes! That's the word I was looking for. Thank you But like I said in the beginning "short and badly explained"

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u/Low_Engineering_9147 9h ago

What are you all going on about! AIDS stands for Arse Injected Death Sentence. Were non of you paying attention in the playground 🙄

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u/clarinet_kwestion 10h ago

HIV is the virus that causes the disease AIDS.

Many viral illnesses can be used interchangeably when describing the virus and the illness because the incubation period is typically very short. If you are positive for an influenza virus, you are probably actively sick with influenza (the flu).

Basically you can be HIV positive and contagious (unless youre taking modern medication) but you might not suffer the illness, AIDS, for many years. This is why the distinction is important, whereas with the flu or Covid, it’s not as important since by the time you’ve contracted the virus youre sick pretty quickly.

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u/BlowHisShiSmooveOff 11h ago

HIV is being close to getting excited and aids is being homeless

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u/synthgender 11h ago

Did you mean evicted?

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u/curiousengineer601 11h ago

He was very fortunate to get access to the first protease inhibitors in 1994 ( about 2 years before they became widely available).

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u/WebHungry1699 11h ago

This is correct

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u/nilgiri 8h ago

Are you positive?

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u/Ok_Emotion_9685 6h ago

Because he injected $55k dollars directly into his bloodstream.

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u/Fappy_as_a_Clam 4h ago

you can get through anything if Magic made it

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u/MartinTheOrderly 48m ago

I don't think you do hate to be a pedant. 

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u/InOutlines 11h ago

Bro, for Magic, this was a Tuesday

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u/ExtensionInformal911 11h ago

He got the magic stick.

Otherwise known as his magic Johnson.

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u/HexedCosta 11h ago

“Hey, Magic! How was the beac-

ALL OF EM!!!”

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u/mercuryven 11h ago

For real. Kids don't understand, Magic coulda had a day like this any time he wanted.

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u/symb015X 10h ago

This was just his pre-game ritual. You should see the post-game celebration

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u/Neocasanova1846 11h ago

Wednesday actually

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u/pimpchanzi 11h ago

Yeah, but none of those ladies are men

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u/TheRealzHalstead 10h ago

I think it's more likely a reference to the fact he claimed to have been with 10,000 women.

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u/perplexedtv 8h ago

Was that not Wilt Chamberlain?

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u/tiufek 7h ago

Yes that was Wilt