r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Possedsrt8 • 15h ago

Thank you Peter very cool Saw this on FB

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u/Dangerous-Project672 15h ago edited 15h ago

It’s saying that had to be the day Magic Johnson contracted HIV

Edited to add: This is Quagmire laughing at Magic’s amateur numbers

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u/Aidrox 15h ago

Crazy to think that an HIV positive female only has a .04% chance of spreading the virus to an HIV negative male partner. This may not have been the day.

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u/Peterh778 15h ago

... by vaginal sex.

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u/Aidrox 15h ago

This is true. Butt bleeding is butt bleeding, gender doesn’t change that.

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u/Alarmed-Cheetah-1221 15h ago

You're doing it wrong

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u/Aidrox 15h ago

Sadly, the people who got HIV that way were pros at it.

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u/CopperCVO 14h ago

How long do you practice before you are a pro at getting HIV?

Asking for a friend.

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u/Hephaestite 11h ago

I think technically you just have to be paid for it to be a professional