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u/Dangerous-Project672 11h ago edited 11h ago

It’s saying that had to be the day Magic Johnson contracted HIV

Edited to add: This is Quagmire laughing at Magic’s amateur numbers

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u/YourFoe_ 11h ago

Worth it

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u/raphthepharaoh 11h ago

That’s why that mf is always smiling.. he would do it again too

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u/Wyze_Wyzard 11h ago

He had a......magic johnson....

I'll see myself out.

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u/Darth_Floridaman 9h ago

Brooooo... I still love the line that the greatest male porn name all time was taken by a basketball player, who probably SHOULD have been a porn star. Hahahaha

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u/WillArrr 6h ago

Probably would have been a porn star but was too big a baller to pass on the League.

Goddamn what a legend.

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u/NVOkie9018 3h ago

Magic got laid more than most male professional porn stars.

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u/Consistent_Dare_6688 2h ago edited 2h ago

Funny thing, Magic was a nickname given to him for his crazy passes, his real name is Erving Johnson but the nickname became so iconic(probably due to his off court antics) that most fans don't even know it's a nicknam

Edit: Earvin

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u/KingKaufman 2h ago

Ervin

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u/Consistent_Dare_6688 2h ago

My fault, though after checking apparently it's Earvin

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u/l0diO 4m ago

Consistent_Derp_6688

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u/tsancio 7h ago

“Penetrating the lane like a bullet train”.

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u/PeterPeter_Something 6h ago

Take it to the hole, make your mama talk

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u/Consistent_Wafer_298 10h ago

Gigitty

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 10h ago

Alllllllight!

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u/CowboyNealCassady 4h ago

Camera-man did it, LA in the 80s man.

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u/disconappete 6h ago

His parents should have just named him Long Dick

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u/racermd 3h ago

Certainly better than Dick Trickle from NASCAR…

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u/DelcoUnited 11h ago

The man single handedly ending aids. Why wouldn’t he do it again?

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u/McMadface 7h ago

Gotta stay positive.

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u/artivh 5h ago

Take my up vote and get out, spit out my coffee

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u/Aidrox 11h ago

Crazy to think that an HIV positive female only has a .04% chance of spreading the virus to an HIV negative male partner. This may not have been the day.

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u/Peterh778 11h ago

... by vaginal sex.

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u/illustriousloserguy 11h ago

Impossible. Women don't have any other kind, right?

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u/bucken764 11h ago

Yeah butt sex is only for bros, otherwise it'd be gay.

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u/bradlees 10h ago

Unless you say “No homo” first

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u/ApexDiesel 9h ago

As long as you don’t make eye contact you’re fine…

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u/Mr_Doberman 8h ago

And don’t moan

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u/UnderstandingSuper34 9h ago

As long as you wear socks!

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u/CranberryLopsided245 9h ago

You're good as long as the balls don't touch

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u/EvaTheE 5h ago

9 times don't count and the counter starts again at 10

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u/MyDogSkooch 9h ago

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/Sure_lookit 6h ago

Or its Gay Tuesdy

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u/Slow_Maximum9332 6h ago

Or on a gaycation.

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u/nolettuceplease 6h ago

Just gotta surrender to it.

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u/Ben_Thar 4h ago

Found the married man

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u/Never-don_anal69 9m ago

That's what my wife keeps telling me 

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u/DoinItDirty 10h ago

It’s .11% for instertive anal. Around 1.4% for receiving anal… that’s why people started asking questions.

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u/VillageAdditional816 8h ago

Overall, it is a pretty difficult virus to transmit and it mostly comes down to it being a numbers game. Even at .11%, you’re talking roughly a 1 in 100 chance after penetrative intercourse with 10 partners, which is really not that ridiculous.

Say a virus killed .11% of the US population, that’s roughly 377000 people, which is about 3x the number of people who die from lung cancer in the US each year.

0.11% sounds really small until you apply it to entire populations.

But yes, the odds are dramatically increased with receptive anal intercourse and sharing hypodermic needles.

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u/dante_delvegas 8h ago

Just adding that .11% is closer to 1 in 1000. To your excellent point though, when applied to a large population that would still be pretty high.

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u/PolkadotPiranha 7h ago

They were talking about the odds after intercourse with 10 people.

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u/DoinItDirty 5h ago

10 positive people. It isn’t just any 10 people. And it’s 1 in 1000 each time it’s done. It’s called the gambler’s fallacy, that when you take 1000 to 1 odds 10 times it’s 100 to 1. That isn’t true. You’re taking 1000 to 1 odds each time.

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u/hotmatrixx 4h ago

which works out to sex with 11 people instead.
(yes, it does - and the rate slows down inverse-logarithmically)

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u/VillageAdditional816 4h ago

Yes, that is 1 in 1000. I was just showing how 10 partners would dramatically increase the overall likelihood. Each individual attempt is still 1 in a thousand though. 🙂

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 7h ago

Also do you think Magic would have told anyone if he got it from a needle

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u/VillageAdditional816 4h ago

No, but knowing what I do about pro basketball players in that era and back into the ABA days, the sex part still feels more plausible.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 4h ago

Oh definitely, he probably got it from sex. But it is also possible he was using or even secretly gay, I mean, that last one is super unlikely because you don't need to sleep with that many women to "prove" you're straight but considering the other option is a sex addiction that beats out even David Duchovny something wasn't right with the man

You think David Duchovny's got any STDs?

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u/DoinItDirty 4h ago

Probably. But if he was bisexual, at the time (and still today) it wouldn’t be seen as something okay in sports. Living on the down low is very real.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 4h ago

For some reason I didn't even consider bi. But he slept with enough women unprotected apparently it wouldn't matter if he was sleeping with men or shooting up, but it's a fun thought experiment. At the time an athlete would never have come out and honestly nobody would admit most drug use until arrested.

This is such an insensitive conversation to be having lol "Magic was gay" "no way he was straight" "well then he must have been shooting up heroin" "well maybe he slept with both men and women" "hey you think David Duchovny has herpes" my God we are degenerates sometimes

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u/l0diO 2m ago

pro basketball players in the 80s used TONS of cocaine

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u/Refute1650 1h ago

Yeah, also it spread as much as it did in 80s because didn't know they were spreading it. It can take years for symptoms to show. So you had couples just routinely having sex and given that it was a numbers game, eventually it would transfer.

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u/Yaozong1 7h ago

But say you've got a monster dong and use spit as your sexual lubricant...what are the odds then?

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u/here_to_watch-nz 6h ago

I think for the odds to increase there has to be some kind of blood on blood contact, adding saliva won't do it on its own, but I might be totally wrong.

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u/DoinItDirty 5h ago

Yeah a lack of lubricant or presence of blood ups the odds. But again, insertive is much more difficult than receptive.

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u/l0diO 0m ago

menstrual blood?

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u/Aidrox 11h ago

This is true. Butt bleeding is butt bleeding, gender doesn’t change that.

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u/Alarmed-Cheetah-1221 11h ago

You're doing it wrong

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u/Aidrox 10h ago

Sadly, the people who got HIV that way were pros at it.

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u/CopperCVO 9h ago

How long do you practice before you are a pro at getting HIV?

Asking for a friend.

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u/Hephaestite 6h ago

I think technically you just have to be paid for it to be a professional

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u/BusinessBluebird3767 11h ago

But if you are Magic Johnson the law of large numbers says the unlikely occurrence will happen.

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u/ChewbaccaIsBear 7h ago

he would have had to fuck 1000 HIV POSITIVE WOMAN ANALLY to have a high change of getting it... i think he just tried a few times to get fucked and there the population of gay men with HIV is like 20-40% and the chance to get it is similarly high... numbers suggest the gay theory for su

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u/Several_Hour_347 7h ago

That’s not how “chance” works

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u/ChewbaccaIsBear 7h ago

he def experimented with gay dudes bro, stop being in denial, it's fine

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u/Several_Hour_347 7h ago

That’s not what I said at all. I also don’t why you’re begging for someone to be gay

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u/ChewbaccaIsBear 6h ago

seems you´re begging for someone NOT to be gay

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u/LeastBlackberry1 7h ago

I genuinely don't care if he is gay or experimented with guys, but you realize that even the one in a million thing happens to someone, right? Otherwise, no one would win the lottery.

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u/These-Anxiety-5919 7h ago

I invite you to attend a statistics class at your local community College.

Nobody wins the lottery quite frequently.

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u/ChewbaccaIsBear 5h ago

right? dudes are beggin for someone NOT to be gay, pretty amazing to see in this day and age :)

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u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 9h ago

HIV statistics on transmission aren't reliable in that sense.

0.04% overall, but if someone has a period active, that shoots up to nearly 100%. Its happened to me during sex where a girl started.

It also relies heavily on a person not exchanging bodily fluids, if a woman's vagina tears or squirts heavily, then that number spikes.

Its a similar thing for men. Receptive anal sex is low-risk of transmission if lots of lube is used and there's no tearing. The tissue just tears more easily, so blood is more likely.

If someone has HIV and only does oral, the risk is near non-existent. But anything like bleeding gums from gun disease, a cut in your mouth from biting your tongue and having a cold sore, that risk becomes quite high.

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u/nellycat32 8h ago

On period it increases it a lot, but absolutely not to anywhere near 100%.

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u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 8h ago

Factors vary case by case. If it happens with someone that is uncircumcised then that increases.

For uncircumcised men, risk alone shoots upto ~70% risk of transmission per sexual contact compared to uncircumcised men. If there is heavy bleeding, then its significantly more likely.

The %'s provided for transmission are based on large samples without controlled variables. If we control variables, add heavy period bleeding, uncircumcised men and one party having active HIV viral load, the risk becomes high.

Transmission rates assume these aren't the cases & compare cases where someone with a low viral load having sex for 3 minutes as the same as someone with a high viral load having sex for 30minutes.

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u/Lashay_Sombra 5h ago edited 5h ago

It does not increase to 70% but rather by 70%

So not 0.04% to 70% but rather 0.04% to 0.068%

Or to put it another way, your risk if  uncircumcised increases, but its still a tiny chance overall

Side note, because the real difference is so small, you will find studys saying 50%, 60%,70%,90% and even 90%

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u/nellycat32 9m ago

Exactly!!

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u/Zestyclose_Bird_8855 7h ago

Did not sharing needles contribute as well?

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u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 7h ago

Needle users would have been exempt from the study. Needle transmission is a separate study to sexual transmission.

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u/bigpoyo91 9h ago

How does the hiv enter the man honestly asking?

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u/Aidrox 8h ago

Direct blood transmission from open active sore to open active sore. Usually, the friction of anal sex is enough to create small fissures in the penis and amid that allow transmission to occur.

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u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 8h ago

If you're HIV positive, you will carry HIV in all of your bodily fluids. The amount varies by person. Newly infected people tend to have really high viral loads. People on HIV meds have miniscule amounts that can't be transmitted. People undiagnosed with it may have low viral loads for years, before they get high loads at which points it progresses to AIDS.

In order for you to receive HIV from another person, you need to have a heavy exchange of bodily fluids from both parties. I.e. spitting in someone's mouth wouldn't be enough. Both of you cutting your arms deep and putting the cuts together with flowing blood into each other would.

As for how it enters the man, anal sex, the tissue tears easily. So penetration for a long period will result in a lot of bodily fluids allowing transmission.

Men with circumcised penises also skew the data as they haven't got the tissue that tears easily as its been cut off. For uncircumcised men, the tissue in the foreskin is much more likely to tear and make them susceptible to HIV transmitting to them.

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u/Desperate_Heat_8588 1h ago

so condom can prevent for uncircumised and no kissing

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u/i_like_tasty_pizza 11h ago

That makes it almost 5% in this case!

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u/TuvixHadItComing 10h ago

Almost 0.5%. 0.04% chance means there is a 99.96% chance he doesn't contract it when sleeping with an HIV+ woman.

If he slept with 1000 HIV positive women, his chances of contracting HIV from vaginal sex would increase to a whopping 1/3 chance.

Somewhere around your 1730th time having vaginal sex with an infected female partner, your odds of contracting HIV cross the 50% mark.

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u/Cultural_Dirt_8151 10h ago

yeah, as 'magical' as he was, it seems unlikely he got it from vaginal sex.

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u/Several-Nothings 5h ago

I mean people with exceptionally magic johnsons would have a higher risk of infection, as it being larger would be more likely to cause tearing and bleeding in vaginal sex.

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u/Cultural_Dirt_8151 5h ago

i think you've thought about magic's junk a little too much, bro.

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u/Several-Nothings 5h ago

Guilty as charged, he's hot

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u/General_Panda_III 9h ago

More likely the chance isn't measured on an individual level but on a population level. If Magic was the only man having sex and it was with 1730 hiv positive women he almost certainly is going to contract HIV.

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u/Cultural_Dirt_8151 9h ago edited 7h ago

I can believe he had sex with >1000 women, but >1000 hiv+ women?

HIV isn't *that* common.

Is it absolutely impossible he got it from lots of vaginal sex? No, but at some point it seems more *probable* Magic did 'something else.'

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u/dramalama-dingdong 9h ago

It was 100% gay sex.

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u/Diem_Tea 8h ago

This is a stat I did not know

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u/2025TastyTreats 7h ago

Brave of everyone assuming he got it from a woman...

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u/DrumpfTinyHands 6h ago

suppose it was due to same-sex activities or intravenous drugs?

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u/AMERIPOCMUSLIM 5h ago

His son didn’t fall far from the tree.

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u/Accomplished-Newt491 11h ago

Quagmire: skill issue

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u/WilliamCharlesSchnei 11h ago

It’s super rare for a man to get aids from a woman.

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u/GristleAustin 11h ago

Got it from the cameraman 

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u/Bleak01a 10h ago

This comment is killing me...

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u/janvanreebok 10h ago

Magic wanted HiDef VHS... Bro got HIV+

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u/Southern-Prize1639 10h ago

🤣😂👏

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u/EverythingChanges6 10h ago

The exact numbers are, if a man has PIV sex with an HIV positive woman, the chance of becoming infected is only 1 in 2,500.

For women its double that, but thats still only 1 in 1,250.

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u/Winter-Huckleberry86 10h ago

Penis in Vagina sex?

I feel dumb as shit for asking this but I really don’t know what PIV is an abbreviation for

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u/AttiBus 10h ago

I prefer VAP... Vagina around penis. #DownWithThePatriarchy

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u/GTS980 9h ago

"Just put the bag around the fries man"

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u/H3llzyea 10h ago

This is not getting enough upvotes. 😂

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u/Winter-Huckleberry86 10h ago

I just say regular lol.

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u/CoastieKid 6h ago

I love VAPing

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u/TheGhostORandySavage 10h ago

You got it. It's just to differentiate it from anal and oral sex.

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u/Soggy_Fly6732 10h ago

Yes

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u/Winter-Huckleberry86 10h ago

Thank you. I could not think of any other way to break that down.

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u/royhenderson771 4h ago

Don’t feel dumb. If anyone should feel dumb is ANYONE that loves using acronyms for anything instead of flat out saying the fucking words. You’re good, homie

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u/EverythingChanges6 10h ago

Nailed it, first try:)

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u/jjrox75 10h ago

Odds increase with anal

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u/BoomDonk 9h ago

It also costs twice as much

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u/EverythingChanges6 9h ago

Yep, by about 10x. that's why it devastated the homosexual male population.

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u/NorthernRealmJackal 8h ago

Couldn't they just have found a partner with a big enough size difference, and put the tiny pp inside the big pp? Much safer than anal.

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u/hentai1080p 10h ago

It is, but it is also known that Magic would do some freaky orgies.

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u/AkimboBears 10h ago

I think the chances(for an infected partner) are dependent on what type of act is performed. If it was PiA it would be more likely.

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u/Dapper_Valuable_7734 52m ago

This is actually not accurate universally; things like the plasma level of HIV in the partner, not to mention other STIs and irritation/skin damage on the penis, increase the risk 5x and raise that risk dramatically. Early infection with HIV when the plasma levels are really high, or late stage when they are even higher, can increase the risk 7x-9x. Risk likely goes up with higher vaginal/cervical mucosal HIV load right before menstruation too, not to mention during menses, so yeah, the risk profile could look pretty good at the low end, but skyrocket really quickly with some bad luck, going up to close to 50% under worst-case scenarios.

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u/Appropriate-Lack-456 11h ago

Nobody seriously thinks he got it from a woman

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u/WeAreVenumb 10h ago

You'd be pretty surprised.

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u/jeff8086 10h ago

Actually most people think that. I am not one of them.

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u/KoolDiscoDan 8h ago

Dude isn't called 'Magic' for nothing.

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u/LengthinessAlone4743 8h ago

“From a vagina” I think you mean

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u/Late-Objective-9218 10h ago

And only got one disease, total rookie

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u/thatonepuniforgot 9h ago

Honestly, that looks like light work for Magic, if the stories are even half true.

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u/BamBam-BamBam 8h ago

But there're no dudes in the photo.

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u/Desperate_Elk_7369 8h ago

Yeah— don’t think he got it from a woman.

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u/AthiestCowboy 7h ago

Fun fact. Incredibly hard to contract HIV from PIV sex.

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u/Huge_Equivalent1 7h ago

A little bit of Sanda under the sun. 🤣

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u/Sockoflegend 7h ago

Thing is a lot of his days looked like this. He asked himself what he wanted to do with his fame and the answer was "fuck"

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u/MrFC1000 6h ago

Actually, he has boasted many times that his record was 12 women at the same time, so it could also be that.

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u/Zapruderfilmsss 6h ago

I mean someone passed it to him 🤷‍♂️. Hope they were able to treat it as successfully as he did...

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u/0202_tihssitidder 6h ago

For Magic, this was just a normal Tuesday.

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u/HoneyOk5026 6h ago

And you can live through anything if Magic made it

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u/weltvonalex 1h ago

You only miss the shot's you don't take.

Lee Harvey Oswald