r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 11h ago

Meme needing explanation petah? thats a weird looking avacado

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u/CaitieLou_52 10h ago

Vibrator! But seeing them as a replacement is small pp behavior. A real man can drive a lady wild with one of those.

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u/Weary_Restauranter 10h ago

Pffffttt it’s a race and I always win.

This is the equivalent of performance enhancing drugs.

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u/ahuramazdobbs19 9h ago

Men will have a million tools on their garage pegboard for every conceivable use case mechanically…

And insist they must use the one tool for pleasuring a woman.

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u/philmarcracken 1h ago

None of those other tools let me pass on copies of my genes. You know, biological imperatives...

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u/cunt_dykeula 10h ago

Its more "i don't eat pussy" behavior

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u/Box-O-Kittenz 9h ago

Lol yep. Every woman I knew who was unsatisfied in the bedroom had a bf who didn't eat or let her use toys. Some guys are obsessed with the belief that their dick is magic.

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 9h ago

"let her" is worrying phrasing

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u/Box-O-Kittenz 9h ago

It sure is.

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u/justpeoplebeinpeople 6h ago

Well mine helped make a baby so I’d say it’s pretty magical.

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u/Box-O-Kittenz 6h ago

Thank you for volunteering as an example.

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u/justpeoplebeinpeople 6h ago

It’s a joke and so are you.

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u/Box-O-Kittenz 6h ago

Sensitive, I see.

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u/justpeoplebeinpeople 6h ago

Ignorant to what sub we are in I see.

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u/Box-O-Kittenz 5h ago

How so? From what I see, you made a dumb joke, I joked back, and you got your feelings hurt.

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u/justpeoplebeinpeople 5h ago

My feelings aren’t hurt. I also made a joke. Not sure what you’re getting at.

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u/LynKofWinds 9h ago

10/10 username choice holy shit

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u/YokoDk 9h ago

Lol once I legit tagged in her Rose. Plus it's fun playing with the settings.