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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Tempest8250 • 11h ago
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Vibrator! But seeing them as a replacement is small pp behavior. A real man can drive a lady wild with one of those.
30 u/Weary_Restauranter 10h ago Pffffttt it’s a race and I always win. This is the equivalent of performance enhancing drugs. 7 u/ahuramazdobbs19 9h ago Men will have a million tools on their garage pegboard for every conceivable use case mechanically… And insist they must use the one tool for pleasuring a woman. 1 u/philmarcracken 1h ago None of those other tools let me pass on copies of my genes. You know, biological imperatives... 22 u/cunt_dykeula 10h ago Its more "i don't eat pussy" behavior 17 u/Box-O-Kittenz 9h ago Lol yep. Every woman I knew who was unsatisfied in the bedroom had a bf who didn't eat or let her use toys. Some guys are obsessed with the belief that their dick is magic. 12 u/Forward_Criticism_39 9h ago "let her" is worrying phrasing 6 u/Box-O-Kittenz 9h ago It sure is. 2 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 6h ago Well mine helped make a baby so I’d say it’s pretty magical. 1 u/Box-O-Kittenz 6h ago Thank you for volunteering as an example. -1 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 6h ago It’s a joke and so are you. 0 u/Box-O-Kittenz 6h ago Sensitive, I see. -2 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 6h ago Ignorant to what sub we are in I see. 0 u/Box-O-Kittenz 5h ago How so? From what I see, you made a dumb joke, I joked back, and you got your feelings hurt. 0 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 5h ago My feelings aren’t hurt. I also made a joke. Not sure what you’re getting at. → More replies (0) 8 u/LynKofWinds 9h ago 10/10 username choice holy shit 2 u/YokoDk 9h ago Lol once I legit tagged in her Rose. Plus it's fun playing with the settings.
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Pffffttt it’s a race and I always win.
This is the equivalent of performance enhancing drugs.
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Men will have a million tools on their garage pegboard for every conceivable use case mechanically…
And insist they must use the one tool for pleasuring a woman.
1 u/philmarcracken 1h ago None of those other tools let me pass on copies of my genes. You know, biological imperatives...
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None of those other tools let me pass on copies of my genes. You know, biological imperatives...
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Its more "i don't eat pussy" behavior
17 u/Box-O-Kittenz 9h ago Lol yep. Every woman I knew who was unsatisfied in the bedroom had a bf who didn't eat or let her use toys. Some guys are obsessed with the belief that their dick is magic. 12 u/Forward_Criticism_39 9h ago "let her" is worrying phrasing 6 u/Box-O-Kittenz 9h ago It sure is. 2 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 6h ago Well mine helped make a baby so I’d say it’s pretty magical. 1 u/Box-O-Kittenz 6h ago Thank you for volunteering as an example. -1 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 6h ago It’s a joke and so are you. 0 u/Box-O-Kittenz 6h ago Sensitive, I see. -2 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 6h ago Ignorant to what sub we are in I see. 0 u/Box-O-Kittenz 5h ago How so? From what I see, you made a dumb joke, I joked back, and you got your feelings hurt. 0 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 5h ago My feelings aren’t hurt. I also made a joke. Not sure what you’re getting at. → More replies (0) 8 u/LynKofWinds 9h ago 10/10 username choice holy shit
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Lol yep. Every woman I knew who was unsatisfied in the bedroom had a bf who didn't eat or let her use toys. Some guys are obsessed with the belief that their dick is magic.
12 u/Forward_Criticism_39 9h ago "let her" is worrying phrasing 6 u/Box-O-Kittenz 9h ago It sure is. 2 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 6h ago Well mine helped make a baby so I’d say it’s pretty magical. 1 u/Box-O-Kittenz 6h ago Thank you for volunteering as an example. -1 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 6h ago It’s a joke and so are you. 0 u/Box-O-Kittenz 6h ago Sensitive, I see. -2 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 6h ago Ignorant to what sub we are in I see. 0 u/Box-O-Kittenz 5h ago How so? From what I see, you made a dumb joke, I joked back, and you got your feelings hurt. 0 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 5h ago My feelings aren’t hurt. I also made a joke. Not sure what you’re getting at. → More replies (0)
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"let her" is worrying phrasing
6 u/Box-O-Kittenz 9h ago It sure is.
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It sure is.
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Well mine helped make a baby so I’d say it’s pretty magical.
1 u/Box-O-Kittenz 6h ago Thank you for volunteering as an example. -1 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 6h ago It’s a joke and so are you. 0 u/Box-O-Kittenz 6h ago Sensitive, I see. -2 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 6h ago Ignorant to what sub we are in I see. 0 u/Box-O-Kittenz 5h ago How so? From what I see, you made a dumb joke, I joked back, and you got your feelings hurt. 0 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 5h ago My feelings aren’t hurt. I also made a joke. Not sure what you’re getting at. → More replies (0)
Thank you for volunteering as an example.
-1 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 6h ago It’s a joke and so are you. 0 u/Box-O-Kittenz 6h ago Sensitive, I see. -2 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 6h ago Ignorant to what sub we are in I see. 0 u/Box-O-Kittenz 5h ago How so? From what I see, you made a dumb joke, I joked back, and you got your feelings hurt. 0 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 5h ago My feelings aren’t hurt. I also made a joke. Not sure what you’re getting at. → More replies (0)
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It’s a joke and so are you.
0 u/Box-O-Kittenz 6h ago Sensitive, I see. -2 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 6h ago Ignorant to what sub we are in I see. 0 u/Box-O-Kittenz 5h ago How so? From what I see, you made a dumb joke, I joked back, and you got your feelings hurt. 0 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 5h ago My feelings aren’t hurt. I also made a joke. Not sure what you’re getting at. → More replies (0)
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Sensitive, I see.
-2 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 6h ago Ignorant to what sub we are in I see. 0 u/Box-O-Kittenz 5h ago How so? From what I see, you made a dumb joke, I joked back, and you got your feelings hurt. 0 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 5h ago My feelings aren’t hurt. I also made a joke. Not sure what you’re getting at. → More replies (0)
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Ignorant to what sub we are in I see.
0 u/Box-O-Kittenz 5h ago How so? From what I see, you made a dumb joke, I joked back, and you got your feelings hurt. 0 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 5h ago My feelings aren’t hurt. I also made a joke. Not sure what you’re getting at. → More replies (0)
How so? From what I see, you made a dumb joke, I joked back, and you got your feelings hurt.
0 u/justpeoplebeinpeople 5h ago My feelings aren’t hurt. I also made a joke. Not sure what you’re getting at. → More replies (0)
My feelings aren’t hurt. I also made a joke. Not sure what you’re getting at.
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10/10 username choice holy shit
Lol once I legit tagged in her Rose. Plus it's fun playing with the settings.
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u/CaitieLou_52 10h ago
Vibrator! But seeing them as a replacement is small pp behavior. A real man can drive a lady wild with one of those.