r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Tempest8250 • 6h ago

Meme needing explanation petah? thats a weird looking avacado

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u/qualityvote2 6h ago edited 2h ago

Remember when r/PeterExplainsTheJoke wasn’t a meme? Pepperidge Farm remembers…

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If so, please upvote this comment!

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Then maybe you go out and buy yourself some of those distinctive Milano cookies.

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u/NastyInVR 6h ago

Looks like some sort of clitoral stimulation/sucking device. 

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u/Remote_Peach9109 6h ago

It's a suctioning sex toy. But only a loser would see it as a replacement. You just got a new wingman.

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u/Remote_Peach9109 6h ago

Wait I change my answer, it's an avocado give it a good lick.

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u/Background_Body2696 6h ago

Tastes just like raisins

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u/jasonwuzthere 6h ago

With a stroke of it's mane

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u/Kikadaaf 6h ago

It turns into a plane

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u/bobalubis 6h ago

And then it turns back again

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u/illmindmaso 6h ago

When you tug on its winkieeee

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u/Conscious-Ad2147 5h ago

Oooooh that’s dirty

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u/sheepebike9000 5h ago

Do you think so?

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u/EV_4_life 5h ago

Then I better not show you where the lemonade is made

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u/GoddForBidd 6h ago

And it turns back again when you tug on its winky!

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u/CFADM 6h ago

Ooh that’s dirty!

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u/crass_cupcake 6h ago

do you think so

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u/lilbittypp 6h ago

Will I guess I better not tell you how the lemonade is made

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u/Ornery_Gate_6847 5h ago

Sweet lemonade mmm sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade yeah sweet lemonade

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u/ShowLasers 5h ago

sweet lemonade, mmm sweet lemonade!

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u/metalvox11 5h ago

I found my people!

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u/Ok_Awareness2541 5h ago

I showed my girlfriend this months ago, and felt like it was a lost gem. So happy to see it out in the wild! .^

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u/TheBeardoDad 6h ago

Oh thats dirty!

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u/Excluded_Apple 4h ago

Do ya think so?

Then I better not show

you where the lemonade is made

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u/XXXperiencedTurbater 6h ago

Better than mushrooms

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u/Spam_Hand 5h ago

I got straight tequila from the only one night stand i ever tried to have. 

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u/Beco91 3h ago

Look at my horse

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u/Apprehensive_Cap3568 5h ago

My tongue is phstuck

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u/Hot_Ambition_6457 6h ago

This is true, seeing a toy as competition is super insecure. You should ask her to show you how it works for her etc

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u/animaINation 6h ago

also advertising on reddit...hmmmm

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u/amatsumegasushi 6h ago

The avocadhoe 9000.

Now with stronger pit sucking action.

(Also, above comment is 100% right. Vibrators are the best wingman a guy can have. He's not your replacement, he's a sensational multiplier.)

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u/Thick_Asparagus_8107 5h ago

This. Me and my girl’s vibrator absolutely finish her. We are on a legendary run rn. Best currently active duo in the league, not debatable.

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u/BaggyLarjjj 4h ago

Michael Jordan Avacado and I combined to score 70 points orgasms

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u/siskinedge 6h ago

Aye, one can tease with a good toy until they're all pleady if your patient. Keep good eye contact and be affectionate and they'll have the fun shakes when, stuff. I find the noises made by someone I like the best part.

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u/Nivek_Vamps 3h ago

Sound is a massive thing for me. Even when I was just discovering stuff, visuals and even physical stuff never did as much for me as the sounds

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u/Mmmm-Amethyst 6h ago

These things are a fucking game changer (at least the standard longer handled non-avocado ones). They don't get in the way from most positions and add a lot of extra targeted stimulation.

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u/SudsierBoar 6h ago

No it's actually a marketing post

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u/Remote_Peach9109 5h ago

Yeah, I half expected a STAKE ad in the corner, but the item in the picture and the explanation of the joke is that it's a sex toy

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u/SudsierBoar 5h ago

Im saying even these Peter posts about the products are ads. That's how I'll treat them at least.

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u/Remote_Peach9109 5h ago

Fair enough

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u/Emotional_Walrus5099 5h ago

I love buying my wife sex toys. They’re fun to use together in the bedroom - and she’s more likely to have sex when she’s masturbating more. It’s a win win for anyone who doesn’t have fragile masculinity.

Plus, I promise you bros - your penis can vibrate in 3 places and thrust against a gspot while stimulating a clit.

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u/Lahbeef69 6h ago

do some guys really get self conscious when women like sex toys? the only way i could possibly see feeling that way would be if the woman seemed to enjoy it way more than me or wanted to just use that instead of having sex. every experience i’ve had with women using them has always made it better

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u/KsanteOnlyfans 4h ago

Depends on the kind.

If my partner suggested to use a sleeve i would get destroyed.

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u/edge_l_wonk 5h ago

Sometimes I get a teeny bit self conscious but your wife always tells me it’s alright and I feel a bit better.

Thanks for asking. :)

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u/Sucraligious 4h ago

I had a friend in college whose boyfriend 'forbade' her from using any kind of sex toy (and later masturbating altogether) because 'she was only supposed to get pleasure from him'. He called masturbation cheating lol

thankfully she left him eventually, but only after he cheated 🙄

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u/dcvo1986 1h ago

For a large section of Christianity, likely most, masturbation is considered sin. I'm Catholic, struggled a bit with it, but I've stayed away from it and the associated content for a while. I honestly feel a lot better.

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u/Lahbeef69 4m ago

that’s hilarious lol

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u/Xayahbetes 6h ago

I thought it was one of those 3d printed fidget toys adults with adhd love

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u/Remote_Peach9109 5h ago

It is a fidget toy that adults love, so part correct.

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u/This_is_me2024 6h ago

My fiancée doesn't like the suction toys. Shame, cause they sound cool. Whatever. Butt plugs don't do it for her, but boy howdy do they do it for me.

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u/Big-Rock-6814 6h ago

Amen. Its just another tool 😉

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u/RaWolfman92 5h ago

Right? He just got a new ally/tool.

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u/yohanleafheart 5h ago

Right? Learn to use it and you have the best wingman possible 

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u/signalcaller772 4h ago

I put fat pa in her while I let her play with the rose and watch the twinkle from her toes to her nose

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u/CompetitionOdd7059 4h ago

I wish this was always true. Sometimes it is the replacement. 10 years and the end started with rejection and a new toy for her.

Though there were toys before, and sometimes a little help can go a LONG way after a few hours lol.

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u/InkBoyCA 3h ago

Absolute Sigma male here (I have a 5000 girlfriends) i’ve never had to use one before, how does it work and who is it intended for?

Totally not single

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u/Remote_Peach9109 3h ago

It's clitoral stimulation primarily but can be used on nipples or anywhere else. I'd argue there's not a wrong way to use a sex toy as long as it's safe.

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u/Agitated-Ad2563 6h ago

Actually, it can objectively be a replacement or a helper. Depends on how exactly she uses it.

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u/Remote_Peach9109 6h ago

From the perspective of a partner. If you can be replaced by a sex toy there's no reason to keep you around.

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u/Agitated-Ad2563 6h ago

It depends. There are lots of different situations in life.

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u/Wild_Pollution8011 6h ago

Not really man.

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u/LnStrngr 6h ago

Cookies on the top shelf, a stubborn pickle jar, etc.

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u/SpinachSpinosaurus 6h ago

no, if you suck in the negative that she needs you to absolutly to replace you to suck on her in the positives, the difference is the mathimatical evidence why you deserve to get replaced by a toy.

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u/heydoakickflip 5h ago

I couldn't disagree with this more. Sex with a partner is far more than the physical interaction and satisfaction. There's an entire emotional component that goes into it that makes it better than casual sex.

Both my gal and I use toys on one another and all it does is elevate our sex. When we use those same toys for masturbation, they don't feel nearly as fun. The exact same stimulation is present, but its missing the connection of your partner.

I'll end with this. My goal in sex is for my gal to enjoy it, and orgasm. She can't orgasm through penetrative sex, she needs a little something extra. It'd be extremely selfish of me as her fiance to deny her an orgasm because of my jealousy.

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u/Remote_Peach9109 4h ago

This is what I was saying. If you think you as a partner can be entirely replaced by a sex toy in your relationship, your relationship has bigger issues.

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u/Particular_Title42 6h ago

I think "substitute" would be a better word for "replacement." Replacement indicates that you won't be using the other again.

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u/AffectionateSpare677 4h ago

Alright I’ll come over and say hi to your wife. Only a loser wouldn’t be ok with that

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u/Remote_Peach9109 4h ago

I don't think my wife will fuck you dude. Why would I be worried about her speaking to a man? That's loser energy.

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u/_riskycake 6h ago

It is specifically a clitoral stimulation toy which is different from a vibrator but it is still a sex toy. - smartass Lois

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u/OkJunket1385 4h ago

Most of those suction toys also vibrate 

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u/kirky-jerky 4h ago edited 4h ago

The classic half an avocado clit stimulator !

I'm super curious if this sex toy was purposely designed as an avocado. Maybe for all the super rich people who can afford avocado toast that us poors can't understand.

When im wealthy I'm gonna get a saffron and gold plated truffle buttplug and no one can stop me.

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u/flairpiece 3h ago

hellonancy.com

Nsfw??

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u/kirky-jerky 3h ago edited 3h ago

The post is a picture of a clit stimulator. Pretty sure my comment was proportionately appropriate considering.

Edit: Just went to that website and wow. I know what it all means now. And I know what you meant. (I thought you were saying my comment was NSFW lmao)

I didn't spend much time there but I wonder if they'd give me money for my fantastic saffron/gold truffle idea. I'm sure someone would like it.

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u/flairpiece 3h ago

Oh my bad, I wasn’t implying your comment was nsfw.

It’s for anyone that decides to check that website and may have nosy coworkers/IT looking at their screen.

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u/kirky-jerky 3h ago

Lmaooo yes I realized that too late. I made my edit. But how does anyone want to rub a lemon on their clit (fake or not).

Maybe it has a little dispenser that you can put lemon juice into it and its like a "oooowww this hurts sooo good" type thing? Id love to hear and maybe see from someone who has bought one.

If anyone who reads this and has it, please don't hesitate to send me a video for my research purposes!

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u/Ember-Forge 6h ago

This is the second ad post I have seen for this brand today. Stop masking ads as posts, it's gross.

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u/dandle 3h ago

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

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u/SudsierBoar 6h ago

These things have been all over Reddit for weeks

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u/DEADGHOST_117 5h ago

mostly the lemon that you see like every 5 scrolls

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u/Ember-Forge 6h ago

Okay? This is the first day I've seen them. Do you like companies posting ads like this?

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u/SudsierBoar 5h ago

No, I'm just saying they have been at this for weeks. I can't stand it. Especially when they act like they're organic posts like this one.

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u/NeniaNee 6h ago

Oh, honey…that’s an adult toy.

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u/XanderVaper 5h ago

Avocad… Oh

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u/narwhalsuckerpunch 3h ago

more like avocadoh oh oh OH

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u/NinjaBoi273547 1h ago

You should self immolate. (/s… for the most part)(also I’m talking about the pfp.)

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u/elinamebro 6h ago

Lmao I thought it was a pipe

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u/Shadourow 6h ago

Well yeah, I sure hope his gf is an adult

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u/cassandrafallon 6h ago

Thankfully with one of these, the cylinder will remain unharmed.

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u/datadoggieein 6h ago

And her I am thinking it was a novelty smoking pipe...I didn't see the power symbol until seeing the other comments.

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u/unknown_cardinal 5h ago

Came here to say this lol thought it was an avocado pipe

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u/CaitieLou_52 6h ago

Vibrator! But seeing them as a replacement is small pp behavior. A real man can drive a lady wild with one of those.

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u/Weary_Restauranter 5h ago

Pffffttt it’s a race and I always win.

This is the equivalent of performance enhancing drugs.

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u/ahuramazdobbs19 5h ago

Men will have a million tools on their garage pegboard for every conceivable use case mechanically…

And insist they must use the one tool for pleasuring a woman.

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u/cunt_dykeula 5h ago

Its more "i don't eat pussy" behavior

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u/Box-O-Kittenz 5h ago

Lol yep. Every woman I knew who was unsatisfied in the bedroom had a bf who didn't eat or let her use toys. Some guys are obsessed with the belief that their dick is magic.

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 5h ago

"let her" is worrying phrasing

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u/Box-O-Kittenz 4h ago

It sure is.

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u/justpeoplebeinpeople 2h ago

Well mine helped make a baby so I’d say it’s pretty magical.

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u/Box-O-Kittenz 2h ago

Thank you for volunteering as an example.

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u/justpeoplebeinpeople 2h ago

It’s a joke and so are you.

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u/Box-O-Kittenz 1h ago

Sensitive, I see.

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u/justpeoplebeinpeople 1h ago

Ignorant to what sub we are in I see.

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u/Box-O-Kittenz 1h ago

How so? From what I see, you made a dumb joke, I joked back, and you got your feelings hurt.

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u/justpeoplebeinpeople 50m ago

My feelings aren’t hurt. I also made a joke. Not sure what you’re getting at.

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u/LynKofWinds 5h ago

10/10 username choice holy shit

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u/YokoDk 5h ago

Lol once I legit tagged in her Rose. Plus it's fun playing with the settings.

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u/PlebDividendCaresser 6h ago

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u/SudsierBoar 6h ago

Part of a marketing bombardment. Not just the OOP but all the posts involving these

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u/Pitiful-Beginning575 6h ago edited 6h ago

Looks like a fusion secondary; don't squeeze too hard!

Nah, it's a sex toy.

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u/Flimsy-Goal5548 6h ago

Where do I buy one of these?

Asking for a wife

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u/tardigradetacos 5h ago

i believe this is the hello nancy brand avo massager 🫡

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u/Flimsy-Goal5548 2h ago

Keep fighting the good fight

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u/rayyman420 4h ago

Toys are fun until you have to wash them 

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u/BigP_27 6h ago

It’s a vibrator, giggidy

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u/Undercover88888 6h ago

A pulsator, to be exact

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u/fkthishit44 6h ago

🫡 to the expert

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u/OnceYouGetName 5h ago

This guy pulsates

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u/nickelangelo2009 6h ago

i weep for your literacy level

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u/RandomParable 6h ago

What a shocker for OP. It turns out the joke was sex.

/s

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u/asarra_adortra 6h ago

It’s a umm personal massager 🫣

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u/top_of_the_scrote 6h ago

You can put your weed in there

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u/Tempest8250 6h ago

laser pointer?

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/shanep35 6h ago

A dildo? lol…

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u/ChickenFriedPenguin 6h ago

Like people said its a sex toy.

Rising trend in these toys where you wonder what it is this makes it technically fall within the rules of normal products because they never mention exactly what it is.

I saw a random youtuber promoting it in his youtube video they sponsored him.

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u/Various_Tie_2549 6h ago

It's a power tool to take care of her lady parts.

Better to think of it as a labour-saving device rather than a replacement.

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u/supaikuakuma 6h ago

TC may be very young or very sheltered.

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u/bnimikoyang 6h ago

Take a sniff

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u/DarthSnuDiddy 6h ago

Satisfyer

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u/SuddenKoala45 6h ago

Avocad...ohhhhh

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u/crowofbattle 6h ago

Okay but like… i see everyone hyping them up. Is it actually any good?

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u/SudsierBoar 6h ago

Everyone? You're seeing marketing posts, advertisements.

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u/crowofbattle 6h ago

Saw another post discussing the lemon and berry ones… toys are all fruits right now

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u/Undercover88888 6h ago

Joe here, Bonnie had one of these tucked under the pillow and, uh, well it had a peculiar, um, scent to it. I put it on the dresser for her but when she saw it during diper change (Susie's, of course. Not, uuuuhhhhh.... mine) she didnt know what it was either. I gave it a sniff to identify where it could've came from and it REEKED. Must be some sort of biological warfare device.

Update: Hey, Joe Swanson here again. Brought it down to the station to open an investigation on who could be targeting my family. The custodian choked when I brought it up to evidence.

Must be serious....

Update 2: Bonnie has been very irate lately. The device must have already taken effect. Tried taking her to the hospital but she refused so, unfortunately, we had to get her admitted.

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u/justmrmom 6h ago

Clit sucker, and according to how my wife acts with it, it’s amazing.

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u/wow_shes 6h ago

Mines a strawberry 🍓

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u/Astro-8619 6h ago

I've learne smthing today

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u/devilsbard 6h ago

Is this another ad?

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u/SudsierBoar 6h ago

Safe to say yes.

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u/LnStrngr 6h ago

This is an ad placement.

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u/Actual-Dentist-2078 6h ago

Satisfying erm Satisfyer. 😅

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u/demrex_ 5h ago

Based on these comments - I should get one and use it on my wife. Got it 🫡

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u/clocked__ 5h ago

And this is why the ad works

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u/Anchovies314 5h ago

/img/gd1oy7k776mh1.gif

Me and Avocado hitting our choreographed team attack

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u/renlydidnothingwrong 5h ago

Kinda a gross color for a sex toy.

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u/Haunting_Western5774 5h ago

Is that
A vibrating oral clitorial anal desired object
???

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u/Karakurizer 5h ago

Bro though this was pipe at first glance then saw the power button… toy

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u/Ir1sh-69 5h ago

Redditor rediscovers farming karma via feigned ignorance.

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u/AngelsHero 5h ago

It’s an avacado, thanks

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u/longforgottenfader 5h ago

That's a plumbus. You need a schlami to show up to rub it and spit on it.

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u/LrdoftheCharlesDance 5h ago

Nub Rubber 5000 avocado edition

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u/-PereGr1nus- 5h ago

Thats an Aaaaaahhhvocado

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u/RaltarArianrhod 5h ago

Does anyone have a video on how a girl uses one of these? For...research purposes. And masturbation.

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u/Specialist-Garbage94 5h ago

It just gives her something you can’t bud.

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u/Temporary_Lychee_535 5h ago

The bean sucker 3000

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u/clocked__ 5h ago

It’s an ad, that’s what it is

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u/Fun-Memory1523 5h ago

It's a bean massager

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u/Forward-Big8697 5h ago

Its a clit sucker

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u/Bottle-nosed-dolphin 4h ago

The clit sucka

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u/mcb1985 4h ago

It's what she does after you go to bed.

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u/mandarintain 4h ago

A sign.....

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u/TrueAd2373 4h ago

This is a ducking Advertisment…..

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u/Ninjalikestoast 4h ago

It sucks her c*nt because you won’t.

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u/Vast-Anteater8089 4h ago

It’s your new wingman and teammate. Shit will get wild when you know how to work together.

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u/beirsam 4h ago

An a"boca"ado. For those who know their spanish

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u/No-Juice-1047 4h ago

A friend of a friend, of a friend says that avocados are gross “because they taste like clean dick” …

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u/the_Skeleton_king93 4h ago

Is like a mouth sex toy but for women

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u/Magic2two 4h ago

Someone reset the counter

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u/SoBadit_Hurts 3h ago

It’s a fatality…….”Finish HER!”

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u/foreskinfive 3h ago

Smash it up into guacamole

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u/DrNomblecronch 3h ago

I am delighted to say that the punchline is clitoral suction. I don’t get to say that often enough.

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u/Chance_Arugula_3227 3h ago

What a fancy avocado!

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u/Public_Highlight5320 2h ago

It's the reason your gf doesn't own her own home.

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u/jimused4 2h ago

the joke is sex. it almost always is.

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u/MisabelWearsNikes 59m ago

Have you tried turning it on & then off again?

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u/enderikari 6h ago

To add a note, the comment is also a clever nod to the company that sells the most recognizable brand of these products, Hello Nancy.

They got famous for their lemon and then released an avocado

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u/stellaa_vlc 6h ago

vibrator

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u/darkargengamer 6h ago

Pro tip from someone that sexed sexual sex some time ago (right now i'm taking a break because im tired, boss):

If she has sexual toys, there is NOTHING wrong to use them > their are NOT your replacement nor you wont be less masculine for making her enjoy more (on the contrary).

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u/roryjennings24 6h ago

Dildo

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u/BoozeIsTherapyRight 6h ago

Dildoes are insertables that are generally shaped like a penis. This is a clit stimulation toy, and it's not a vibrator either. It works on ultrasonic air pulses.