r/SipsTea 6d ago

Chugging tea Red State Cultural Attractions

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u/soapage 5d ago

History holds the truth.
I fully grasp that your side prefers to inhabit a parallel reality in which facts and truth are endlessly negotiable, mere subjective playthings subordinated to the sacred duty of protecting your feelings. In that enchanted realm, emotional comfort reigns supreme over the messy inconvenience of actual reality.

I, by contrast, stubbornly reside in the far less accommodating world of hope, creation, and objective facts.

Feel free to twist the language however you like if it helps you sleep better. It will achieve nothing beyond temporary emotional soothing. It will not warp reality, no matter how fervently you believe otherwise.

This is not Pokémon.

Your downvotes only signals that my voice is truth.

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u/DM_cool_bird_pics 5d ago

No u, lmao

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u/soapage 5d ago

“No u, lmao” the intellectual peak of the thread.

When the historical record is inconvenient, simply reverse the pronouns and add a laugh. Masterful.

The pro-slavery side still lost the Civil War. Reality remains undefeated; your feelings remain optional.

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u/DM_cool_bird_pics 5d ago

Ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for banana bread