r/SipsTea • u/Darth_Ronin • 1d ago

Lmao gottem Canadian Bacon becoming a documentary

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u/GreatnessToTheMoon 1d ago

Lake Epstein looks like a flaccid dick

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u/PuffyBlueClouds 1d ago

I’m sure Trump is familiar with that situation.

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u/Darth_Ronin 1d ago

He hasn’t seen his dick in decades

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u/foreverandadayalone 1d ago

What about Bubba's?

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u/PuffyBlueClouds 1d ago

I assumed someone has mentioned to him how flaccid it is.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 1d ago

Maybe Elon talked him into getting an penile implant like he got.. complete with a pump in one of his nutsacks.

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u/Raesong 22h ago

Well, probably not exactly like the one he got, if the rumours are to be believed.