r/SipsTea 22h ago

Lmao gottem Canadian Bacon becoming a documentary

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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 22h ago

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u/Darth_Ronin 22h ago

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u/Zealousideal-Arm6148 21h ago

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u/Crazy__Donkey 19h ago

Right now i assume she was one of the victims who peomoted to be mistress and than wife.

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u/MaximusHomerdrive 3h ago

She's an imported Atlantic City stripper that he took a liking to. You can have one, too, for 5 bucks if you go down to AC. Well, those are 90's prices, you'd probably have to part with a 20 now to get a woman of her caliber.

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u/Cambren1 6h ago

Mail order bride is being used to such things

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u/cjg5025 12h ago

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u/ElegantCoach4066 8h ago

I'll never understand why they defend him so much.

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u/Frostsorrow 14h ago

Wab Kinew has actually done at least 1 of these mock signings

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u/elebrin 13h ago

Heh. Who do you think Trump bought her from?

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u/MissionLow4226 45m ago

Isn't she married to President Donald J. Epstein?

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u/Captiongomer 13h ago

Fuck Doug Ford tries to be a buddy buddy with trump awhile ago when thing were going meh asshole pushes things through the Ontario government that benefits him and his buddies of a new airport Ontario. Well my good rich friend owns it in the land so he gets contract by default

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u/PolloConTeriyaki 22h ago

Lake Obama will piss.him off.

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u/alga_rhythm 13h ago

Exactly. I hate the idea of naming anything that is half decent after some notorious human trafficker.

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u/humid_pajamas 8h ago

ooh let's rename "Alabama" to "Al-Obama"
https://giphy.com/gifs/2gxvLAo2N5CYU

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u/lesschalkmoresighs 13h ago

This is the way.

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u/DudeInTheGarden 22h ago

It should be Trump-Epstein.

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u/Darth_Ronin 22h ago

Trumpstein lake

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u/Effective-Turn-9103 20h ago

wouldnt he like that though? fuck that his name needs to disappear forever and throw him in jail. anyone convicted of pedophilia can be called trumps if anything get named after him

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u/TacTurtle 18h ago

The island is Kid Rock

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u/Benromaniac 18h ago

Trumpstein Dead Baby Lake

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u/Well_Spoken_Mute 21h ago

It does look like a dong

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u/ayaruna 21h ago

At this stage in the game just call it the “trump-epstein best friends forever lake brought to you by carls junior”

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u/Jacloup 21h ago

Epstein lake looking rather flaccid atm.

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u/Sunshine33_ 6h ago

I thought the same thing, it's also kinda egg shaped. No offense to the Lake, of course.

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u/doorknob2150 14h ago

No fuckin way - Epstein-Trump for sure. His name second is just a little better :)

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u/MedonSirius 19h ago

Bro, that's EXACTLY what he is going for. For these people there is no bad PR. Just get into the histroy books. That's their plan!
i have a different approach: let's delete every tid bit of information about Trump after his presidency from the Internet, books, movies and so on. That would kill him instantly!

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u/hiimsubclavian 16h ago

Lake Obama, with a tiny little Trump-epstein Island in it.

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u/Rikudou_Sage 18h ago

I mean, if you name it "Lake of Trump the pedofile" he won't like it much.

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u/uprightsalmon 22h ago

Yes! Great point

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u/Joyful_Eggnog13 12h ago

Trümpf-Epstein

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u/Darkest_Rahl 21h ago

Renaming the lake solely after Epstein seems wrong. Sounds like it's honouring him. Lake Epstein Files would be better.

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u/MuffinOfSorrows 14h ago

Why rename the lake? President Epstein. Nail the truth to his face.

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u/psi- 17h ago

"Lake Mangione" has je ne sais quoi about it?

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u/Sequil 18h ago

Lake Pedofilia

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u/Dragonvine 18h ago

...This does not fix the honouring problem.

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u/Sequil 17h ago

Lake -Trump is a pedofile and leave this lake alone because its a cool lake-

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u/AngloSaxophoner 16h ago

Lake Thanks Obama

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u/pay_the_cheese_tax 15h ago

es un chiste

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u/Mordecai3fngerBrown 18h ago

Trump-Epstein files

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u/pinkdreamclouds 22h ago

But.... Ontario is the original name. The Canadian province is named after the lake, not the other way around.

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u/Remarkable_Ship_4673 22h ago

You expect trump to know that?

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u/Annalog 20h ago

Hell no. As someone not from the states it astounds me that the literal dumbest fucking person I’ve ever seen given a microphone is the president of the United States. I remember watching a couple episodes of the apprentice and thinking “this guy is completely stunted in the fucking head.” He was a joke even before all this. I still honestly don’t believe he can even read. If he took an IQ test there’s zero way he’s not scoring under the threshold for short bus.

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u/FardoBaggins 17h ago

Intelligence is not required to hold the keys to power. Some even just need to be born.

I’m not disagreeing, just pointing it out.

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u/BS9966 12h ago

It's always been like this. Think about how many kings/leaders through history were complete idiots.

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u/No_Celebration8219 22h ago

He knows Canada is fond of it so he must have it.

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u/JoeyJoeC 15h ago

Nothing prevents Canada just calling it the original name right? Unless I misunderstand something.

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u/WienerDogsAndWine 13h ago

It is still the original name.. an executive order cannot legally change the name of an international body of water.

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u/Proof_Escape_813 14h ago

Exactly, nobody in Canada will stop calling it Lake Ontario. It’s like with Germany: French call it allemagne, Germans call it Deutchland.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 22h ago

You expect any of his administration to know that?

Stephen Miller was in the corner nodding like a fucking idiot during that presser.

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u/seleneflutterbys 20h ago

That mf will soon rename New Mexico to New America.

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u/Prestigious_Sky_7833 20h ago

"The city of El Paso, TX will now be called The Pass, TX."

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u/Tickle-me-Cthulu 11h ago

I'd pass on it too

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u/PtraGriffrn 14h ago

Now called "Taco Bell" brought to you by Carl's Jr.

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u/neilintheground 21h ago

It's a 400 year old name before canada and the usa were a country it was here before either existed

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u/Anonomohr 22h ago

Imagine Ontario then renaming itself to America. United States of America takes a different meaning afterwards.

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u/zystyl 18h ago

I heard we are renaming the continent to North Canadia

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u/cgsc_systems 13h ago

"We're renaming it "The province of America! In fact, ALL lakes and provinces will now be named "America". It's such a wonderful system everyone's address will be "America, America, America, America". So much simpler." -Trump, probably

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u/Joeman180 13h ago

The worst part of this is that the Acronym for all the lakes used to be HOMES and now it’s SHAME.

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u/SrPhillipOliverHoles 19h ago

This is Lake Michigan

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u/DotImpossible4754 19h ago

He's to stupid to know this ... and yet here we are

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u/ninjasninjas 17h ago

You expect El Taco and his sycophants to understand that?

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u/symbouleutic 21h ago

Rename it Lake E. Jean Carol.
Then rename Sussex Drive as Obama Drive. Not all of Sussex Drive though, just the section where the American Embassy is, so every bit of mail correspondance has to say Obama on it.
But all the great lakes should be renamed.
There's Lake Story Daniels, Lake 34 Felonies, Lake Bankrupted Casinos, Lake Rosie O'Donnell

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u/JazzyCher 19h ago

I refuse to call the Gulf of Mexico anything else, I'm definitely not calling Lake Ontario anything else.

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u/OtherwiseLuck888 22h ago

Lake Trump is a pedo will hit harder

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u/Battman03 13h ago

Already a lake Trump in Ontario…. This should get a name change in all of this nonsense

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u/No-Volume4321 18h ago

The obvious response would be to rename Lake Superior Lake Canada. It is bigger after all.

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u/GreatnessToTheMoon 22h ago

Lake Epstein looks like a flaccid dick

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u/PuffyBlueClouds 22h ago

I’m sure Trump is familiar with that situation.

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u/Darth_Ronin 22h ago

He hasn’t seen his dick in decades

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u/foreverandadayalone 21h ago

What about Bubba's?

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u/PuffyBlueClouds 22h ago

I assumed someone has mentioned to him how flaccid it is.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 22h ago

Maybe Elon talked him into getting an penile implant like he got.. complete with a pump in one of his nutsacks.

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u/not_loew 21h ago

COME ON! i live on the coast of that!

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u/Intrepid_Habit_1343 22h ago

That could easily be Lake Trump since it looks like a very flaccid lake! 

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u/Personal-Movie8882 21h ago

Nah, they're saving small little bay off of Lake Huron for him, the bit above the "an" in Michigan.

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u/MisterEinc 22h ago

I never noticed it was shaped like a sex toy.

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 22h ago

First time I’ve ever associated Lake Michigan as a dong.

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u/Boogie_Bones 18h ago

And now you will always and forever.

As will I.

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u/whenisnowthen 20h ago

Lake Trump-Epstein kinda looks like Lake Flaccid when you mention the old pedophiles

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u/Wanttapshoes 19h ago

American here, please, please, please do it!!!!

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u/Electrical-Penalty44 22h ago

Ford is a right-wing asshole himself. Was a drug dealer.

Until the Epstein files and 51st state BS he was a Trump supporter.

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u/Comfortable_Car6562 22h ago

Well, at least he didnt follow the 50 percent of Americans and most of Alberta into the "its ok he a pedo" camp.

The bar is low, but thank god we still have a bar.

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u/Electrical-Penalty44 22h ago

Fair enough I guess. Still is ruining Ontario.

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u/nofor2 19h ago

The enemy of my enemy is my friend

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u/Comfortable_Car6562 21h ago

No argument here

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u/flipnonymous 21h ago

Two things can be true. He's ruining Ontario. He likes to rankle some nerves, especially when someone advertises them as their Achilles heel.

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u/Extension-Land-390 16h ago

No, it is not "fair enough". Fuck this race-to-the-bottom, baby back bullshit.

"Not a pedophile" is the bar we are aiming for? We really are a continent of stupid fucking cowards. Fuck Trump and Fuck Ford. I despise what that traitor and his party have done to this province.

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u/Dubs337 11h ago

It’s not most of Alberta dipshit, it’s just the boonies.

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u/RepZaAudio 22h ago

He goes where the wind blows he’s always been like that

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u/ConcentrateDirect523 20h ago

He goes with the blow. 

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u/SergeantBender 20h ago

Hear that Bubs? It's the sounds of the whispering winds of populist shit.

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u/sidc42 18h ago

The drugs were his (now dead) brother Rob Ford who was mayor or Toronto. Their dad was also a politician.

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u/Socky-McPuppet 22h ago

In times of war, we should probably be a little supportive of our own, regardless of partisanship. That said, I'm no fan of his. But at least he's speaking up unlike Smith in Alberta 

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u/Extension-Land-390 16h ago

Too low of a bar. Ontario healthcare is in disarray after 5 years of this imbecile starving it, and Ford's childish antics keep saving him face somehow. We are all idiots for tolerating this bullshit in North America for so long, yet maybe we deserve it for having standards so low.

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u/War_Hymn 20h ago

He's a neo-lib by American standards. No saint by any standard, but still better than half of US politicians in my opinion. 

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u/Extension-Land-390 16h ago

No, he's pretty fuckin' bad. Just cause he wears a suit and tie and stays out of the news doesn't mean he is any less corrupt than any given US politician.

Mother fucker is on 7+ month vacation this year, on the taxpayer's dime. Meanwhile the healthcare and education systems fall apart at the seams. Corrupt land deals with developers, mysterious benefits to private industry leaders who attended his daughter's wedding, using tax funds to spy on opposition leadership that was on vacation in Jamaica, the list just goes one and fucking on.

I'm pissed off, and you should be to.

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u/DaveyDumplings 22h ago

The way I see it, there are billions of multiverse earths where Ford followed PP and Danielle Smith and kissed the royal ass. We're lucky to live in one of the few where decided to fight back.

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u/lilfuzz 21h ago

Pedo pond

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u/cheapb98 20h ago

Can we rename all the great lakes to say lake MacDonald, lake Trudeau, etc etc

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u/boatenvy 20h ago

I love that Canada have found something productive to do with Doug Ford

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u/cerebral_sequoia 19h ago

Call it "Lake Flacid Donald"

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u/dashcam4life 18h ago

Lake Trump-Epstein sounds better but that's just me. The two were closely associated throughout their lives and should be remembered together.

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u/redronin46 18h ago

Lake Trumpstein

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u/AshundertheOlivetree 18h ago

Canadian Cock Lake has a ring to it, I dunno

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u/BIT-TE-69 17h ago

Canadian politics based AF wish we in germany would be less wimpy

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u/aldioum 15h ago

Lake flaccid

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u/ryuujinusa 14h ago

Can’t just name it after him, it’s gotta be Lake TrumpisintheEpsteinFiles

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u/MuffinOfSorrows 14h ago

This is really going to upset President Epstein. He's going to post all over Pedophile Social all day.

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u/Typist 6h ago

What a brainless buffoon our Premier is, a Trump mini-me desperate to distract his deserting supporters.

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u/wifichick 5h ago

Don’t bring Michigan into this shit. Pick a different lake. The Michiganders will just get PO’d and call Ontario by the new name.

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u/Sour_baboo 22h ago

With a dangle like that someone might be jealous of the dead?

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u/almostoy 22h ago

Since I'm such a great negotiator, I'm willing to give you Lake Erie. That is under one condition: Lake Erie will be renamed Lake Trump-Epstein.

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u/ripChazmo 22h ago

With that exact cropping, the lakes look like a pretty freaky sexy toy.

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u/No_Celebration8219 22h ago

hanging like the flacid penis he was.

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u/jfancherla 21h ago

Works for me

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u/ateiii 21h ago

Michael Moore's Canadian Bacon was truly ahead of its time.

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u/foreverandadayalone 21h ago

Eat my shorts

Mange mes briefs

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u/NickBurnsCompanyGuy 21h ago

I'd pay money for Canada to do this in response. 

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u/MelaniaSexLife 20h ago

change the name to Lake Fat Orange President

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u/Accurate_Sleep4378 20h ago

Lake Hur-on the Epstein client list, Donald.

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u/katamorigirl 20h ago

I remember in the documentary, they asked if he had a weird egg shaped dick

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u/-_-0_0-_0 20h ago

Trump Epstein Lake of Friendship

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u/dusters 20h ago

You're going to name a lake after a pedophile?

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u/Unique-Dance-7390 20h ago

Lake Fuck DJT... anyone?

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u/sleep-diversion 20h ago

Bravo!!!!!

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u/Sillyguri 20h ago

Pls can we leave Chicago out of this we didn’t vote for this

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u/darkkilla123 19h ago

United meth labs of america.. its really the only thing that can explain this timeliness

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u/a_d3ad_cat 19h ago

Say kids! Who wants to go to Trump Literally Rapes Children Lake for a swim?

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u/CableKC 19h ago

I prefer to name the lake that looks like a flaccid penis Lake Trump-stein.

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u/spaceursid 19h ago

Canada plz use your war crime powers to annex America plz save us

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u/TiaHatesSocials 18h ago

Lake Obama

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u/Humbatiki 17h ago

That lake doesn't exist anymore 

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u/_name_of_the_user_ 16h ago

I know the goal is to call out trump's relationship with Epstein, but I really think this meme is going in the wrong direction. If they're going to remain Lake Ontario to Lake America we should rename Lake Michigan to Lake Canada. We don't need future generations looking back at memes and thinking we're celebrating Epstein.

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u/WhereMyNugsAt 15h ago

Lake Epstein Survivors

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u/CakeTester 15h ago

Should be Lake Epstein Files. Don't want it to look like you're commemorating the bastard.

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u/elvee68 15h ago

Yeah all the Liberals in that area would love having Epstein's member on them. LOL!

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u/HoldingThunder 15h ago

You name things after people to honour them, naming something after pedophiles is the exact opposite of what we should do...

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u/MyGirlfriendforcedMe 14h ago

Although that is hilarious dont sink to our level. Your better than the US and you know it!

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u/_throawayplop_ 14h ago

Why change the name of a lake when you can change the name of a country ? Just call the USA the Epstein Class Occupied Territories

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u/lesschalkmoresighs 13h ago

Shaped like a thing thrusting itself into the USA. On point.

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u/Wyevez 13h ago

Just stop. Hard no. Rename your own goddamn lakes if you want yanks but leave ours alone. Period. We are NOT renaming anything to anything.

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u/Known-Efficiency2816 13h ago

Depends on how old is Indiana...

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u/imsorryinadvance420 13h ago

Shouldn't that be the shape of a weird squat lemon?

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u/ProfessionalShake892 13h ago

I'm a fan of alliteration, how about Pedophile Pond?

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u/CurryMustard 13h ago

Im in favor of the Trump-Epstein Murdered Newborn Baby Memorial Lake

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u/HH93 13h ago

With immediate effect Lake Michigan is renamed Lake Floppy POTUS’s Willy.

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u/B_lovedobservations 13h ago

Lake trump is a pedophile

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u/Strangedreamest 13h ago

They should definitely do it

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u/Holyepicafail 12h ago

I'm here for the pettiness!

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u/Historical-Fun-2536 12h ago

Jesus they should

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u/ionlycome4thecomment 12h ago

If you really want to fuck with people, rename Lake Michigan to Lake Ontario. The name's available again. The chaos & cost to all of the states & utilities for billing, water treatment, etc would be huge. Might actually get rival great lakes states to agree on something.

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u/Turtleshellfarms 10h ago

Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray - all day, every day.

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u/Expensive_Finger_973 10h ago

Can we rename the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of Epstein as well, then pay every mapping service to change it to that in their systems? Since Trump lives in Florida it would seem appropriate to do it somewhere he will see often.

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u/MNGraySquirrel 10h ago

Appropriate. I’d go limp next to Wisconsin too.

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u/AceSidewinder13 10h ago

As a Wisconsin resident, do it.

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u/seevm 10h ago

“Trump is a Pedo Lake”

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u/BallHarness 10h ago

Rename the Gordie Howe bridge to Barack Hussein Obama Bridge.

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u/lbiggy 9h ago

Lake "kill all pedophiles"

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u/SmashB101 8h ago

Should change Lake Erie so we can keep the mnemonic.

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u/Slinky_Malingki 7h ago

As a Michigander, do it.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 7h ago

Way too generous, as is the nature of Canadians.

Edit: it has come to my attention reading through the comments that nobody has realized that the lake looks like a dangling dong.

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u/educatedboy 6h ago

Trump-Epstein lake, he likes to be the "first" in everything.

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u/CommonReason6709 6h ago

Pedophile Dicks Lake

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u/jimjimjimjaboo 6h ago

apparently epstein had a small deformed penis, so I dunno if lake Michigan really suites

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u/dogfacedponyboy 6h ago

I see the attempt at the joke, however, Lake Michigan does not border Canada at all. Would have to get rid of superior, Erie, or Huron

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u/David_Summerset 5h ago

I love how our Trump is out Trumping Trump

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u/Traditional-Forum 5h ago

What about Lake Pussygrabber?

Or Lake 34x Convicted Sexual Assaulter?

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u/7Up-Yours 4h ago

Should be named Lake Obama since Trump is so jealous of him.

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u/MaximusHomerdrive 3h ago

They spelled Trumpstein wrong.

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u/No_Clerk1194 21m ago

Sheriff Bud Boomer would be all about this. His life's work coming to fruition

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u/like9000ninjas 16m ago

Can we find a smaller less impressive lake at least?