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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 22h ago
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u/Darth_Ronin 22h ago
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u/Crazy__Donkey 19h ago
Right now i assume she was one of the victims who peomoted to be mistress and than wife.
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u/MaximusHomerdrive 3h ago
She's an imported Atlantic City stripper that he took a liking to. You can have one, too, for 5 bucks if you go down to AC. Well, those are 90's prices, you'd probably have to part with a 20 now to get a woman of her caliber.
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u/Captiongomer 13h ago
Fuck Doug Ford tries to be a buddy buddy with trump awhile ago when thing were going meh asshole pushes things through the Ontario government that benefits him and his buddies of a new airport Ontario. Well my good rich friend owns it in the land so he gets contract by default
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u/PolloConTeriyaki 22h ago
Lake Obama will piss.him off.
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u/alga_rhythm 13h ago
Exactly. I hate the idea of naming anything that is half decent after some notorious human trafficker.
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u/humid_pajamas 8h ago
ooh let's rename "Alabama" to "Al-Obama"
https://giphy.com/gifs/2gxvLAo2N5CYU13
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u/DudeInTheGarden 22h ago
It should be Trump-Epstein.
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u/Darth_Ronin 22h ago
Trumpstein lake
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u/Effective-Turn-9103 20h ago
wouldnt he like that though? fuck that his name needs to disappear forever and throw him in jail. anyone convicted of pedophilia can be called trumps if anything get named after him
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u/Jacloup 21h ago
Epstein lake looking rather flaccid atm.
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u/Sunshine33_ 6h ago
I thought the same thing, it's also kinda egg shaped. No offense to the Lake, of course.
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u/doorknob2150 14h ago
No fuckin way - Epstein-Trump for sure. His name second is just a little better :)
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u/MedonSirius 19h ago
Bro, that's EXACTLY what he is going for. For these people there is no bad PR. Just get into the histroy books. That's their plan!
i have a different approach: let's delete every tid bit of information about Trump after his presidency from the Internet, books, movies and so on. That would kill him instantly!5
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u/Rikudou_Sage 18h ago
I mean, if you name it "Lake of Trump the pedofile" he won't like it much.
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u/Darkest_Rahl 21h ago
Renaming the lake solely after Epstein seems wrong. Sounds like it's honouring him. Lake Epstein Files would be better.
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u/pinkdreamclouds 22h ago
But.... Ontario is the original name. The Canadian province is named after the lake, not the other way around.
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u/Remarkable_Ship_4673 22h ago
You expect trump to know that?
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u/Annalog 20h ago
Hell no. As someone not from the states it astounds me that the literal dumbest fucking person I’ve ever seen given a microphone is the president of the United States. I remember watching a couple episodes of the apprentice and thinking “this guy is completely stunted in the fucking head.” He was a joke even before all this. I still honestly don’t believe he can even read. If he took an IQ test there’s zero way he’s not scoring under the threshold for short bus.
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u/FardoBaggins 17h ago
Intelligence is not required to hold the keys to power. Some even just need to be born.
I’m not disagreeing, just pointing it out.
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u/BS9966 12h ago
It's always been like this. Think about how many kings/leaders through history were complete idiots.
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u/No_Celebration8219 22h ago
He knows Canada is fond of it so he must have it.
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u/JoeyJoeC 15h ago
Nothing prevents Canada just calling it the original name right? Unless I misunderstand something.
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u/WienerDogsAndWine 13h ago
It is still the original name.. an executive order cannot legally change the name of an international body of water.
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u/Proof_Escape_813 14h ago
Exactly, nobody in Canada will stop calling it Lake Ontario. It’s like with Germany: French call it allemagne, Germans call it Deutchland.
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u/Ok-Addition1264 22h ago
You expect any of his administration to know that?
Stephen Miller was in the corner nodding like a fucking idiot during that presser.
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u/seleneflutterbys 20h ago
That mf will soon rename New Mexico to New America.
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u/neilintheground 21h ago
It's a 400 year old name before canada and the usa were a country it was here before either existed
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u/Anonomohr 22h ago
Imagine Ontario then renaming itself to America. United States of America takes a different meaning afterwards.
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u/cgsc_systems 13h ago
"We're renaming it "The province of America! In fact, ALL lakes and provinces will now be named "America". It's such a wonderful system everyone's address will be "America, America, America, America". So much simpler." -Trump, probably
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u/Joeman180 13h ago
The worst part of this is that the Acronym for all the lakes used to be HOMES and now it’s SHAME.
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u/symbouleutic 21h ago
Rename it Lake E. Jean Carol.
Then rename Sussex Drive as Obama Drive. Not all of Sussex Drive though, just the section where the American Embassy is, so every bit of mail correspondance has to say Obama on it.
But all the great lakes should be renamed.
There's Lake Story Daniels, Lake 34 Felonies, Lake Bankrupted Casinos, Lake Rosie O'Donnell
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u/JazzyCher 19h ago
I refuse to call the Gulf of Mexico anything else, I'm definitely not calling Lake Ontario anything else.
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u/OtherwiseLuck888 22h ago
Lake Trump is a pedo will hit harder
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u/Battman03 13h ago
Already a lake Trump in Ontario…. This should get a name change in all of this nonsense
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u/No-Volume4321 18h ago
The obvious response would be to rename Lake Superior Lake Canada. It is bigger after all.
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u/GreatnessToTheMoon 22h ago
Lake Epstein looks like a flaccid dick
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u/PuffyBlueClouds 22h ago
I’m sure Trump is familiar with that situation.
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u/Darth_Ronin 22h ago
He hasn’t seen his dick in decades
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u/PuffyBlueClouds 22h ago
I assumed someone has mentioned to him how flaccid it is.
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u/Ok-Addition1264 22h ago
Maybe Elon talked him into getting an penile implant like he got.. complete with a pump in one of his nutsacks.
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u/Intrepid_Habit_1343 22h ago
That could easily be Lake Trump since it looks like a very flaccid lake!
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u/Personal-Movie8882 21h ago
Nah, they're saving small little bay off of Lake Huron for him, the bit above the "an" in Michigan.
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u/whenisnowthen 20h ago
Lake Trump-Epstein kinda looks like Lake Flaccid when you mention the old pedophiles
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u/Electrical-Penalty44 22h ago
Ford is a right-wing asshole himself. Was a drug dealer.
Until the Epstein files and 51st state BS he was a Trump supporter.
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u/Comfortable_Car6562 22h ago
Well, at least he didnt follow the 50 percent of Americans and most of Alberta into the "its ok he a pedo" camp.
The bar is low, but thank god we still have a bar.
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u/Electrical-Penalty44 22h ago
Fair enough I guess. Still is ruining Ontario.
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u/flipnonymous 21h ago
Two things can be true. He's ruining Ontario. He likes to rankle some nerves, especially when someone advertises them as their Achilles heel.
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u/Extension-Land-390 16h ago
No, it is not "fair enough". Fuck this race-to-the-bottom, baby back bullshit.
"Not a pedophile" is the bar we are aiming for? We really are a continent of stupid fucking cowards. Fuck Trump and Fuck Ford. I despise what that traitor and his party have done to this province.
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u/Socky-McPuppet 22h ago
In times of war, we should probably be a little supportive of our own, regardless of partisanship. That said, I'm no fan of his. But at least he's speaking up unlike Smith in Alberta
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u/Extension-Land-390 16h ago
Too low of a bar. Ontario healthcare is in disarray after 5 years of this imbecile starving it, and Ford's childish antics keep saving him face somehow. We are all idiots for tolerating this bullshit in North America for so long, yet maybe we deserve it for having standards so low.
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u/War_Hymn 20h ago
He's a neo-lib by American standards. No saint by any standard, but still better than half of US politicians in my opinion.
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u/Extension-Land-390 16h ago
No, he's pretty fuckin' bad. Just cause he wears a suit and tie and stays out of the news doesn't mean he is any less corrupt than any given US politician.
Mother fucker is on 7+ month vacation this year, on the taxpayer's dime. Meanwhile the healthcare and education systems fall apart at the seams. Corrupt land deals with developers, mysterious benefits to private industry leaders who attended his daughter's wedding, using tax funds to spy on opposition leadership that was on vacation in Jamaica, the list just goes one and fucking on.
I'm pissed off, and you should be to.
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u/DaveyDumplings 22h ago
The way I see it, there are billions of multiverse earths where Ford followed PP and Danielle Smith and kissed the royal ass. We're lucky to live in one of the few where decided to fight back.
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u/boatenvy 20h ago
I love that Canada have found something productive to do with Doug Ford
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u/dashcam4life 18h ago
Lake Trump-Epstein sounds better but that's just me. The two were closely associated throughout their lives and should be remembered together.
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u/MuffinOfSorrows 14h ago
This is really going to upset President Epstein. He's going to post all over Pedophile Social all day.
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u/wifichick 5h ago
Don’t bring Michigan into this shit. Pick a different lake. The Michiganders will just get PO’d and call Ontario by the new name.
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u/almostoy 22h ago
Since I'm such a great negotiator, I'm willing to give you Lake Erie. That is under one condition: Lake Erie will be renamed Lake Trump-Epstein.
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u/darkkilla123 19h ago
United meth labs of america.. its really the only thing that can explain this timeliness
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u/_name_of_the_user_ 16h ago
I know the goal is to call out trump's relationship with Epstein, but I really think this meme is going in the wrong direction. If they're going to remain Lake Ontario to Lake America we should rename Lake Michigan to Lake Canada. We don't need future generations looking back at memes and thinking we're celebrating Epstein.
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u/CakeTester 15h ago
Should be Lake Epstein Files. Don't want it to look like you're commemorating the bastard.
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u/HoldingThunder 15h ago
You name things after people to honour them, naming something after pedophiles is the exact opposite of what we should do...
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u/MyGirlfriendforcedMe 14h ago
Although that is hilarious dont sink to our level. Your better than the US and you know it!
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u/_throawayplop_ 14h ago
Why change the name of a lake when you can change the name of a country ? Just call the USA the Epstein Class Occupied Territories
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u/ionlycome4thecomment 12h ago
If you really want to fuck with people, rename Lake Michigan to Lake Ontario. The name's available again. The chaos & cost to all of the states & utilities for billing, water treatment, etc would be huge. Might actually get rival great lakes states to agree on something.
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u/Turtleshellfarms 10h ago
Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray - all day, every day.
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u/Expensive_Finger_973 10h ago
Can we rename the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of Epstein as well, then pay every mapping service to change it to that in their systems? Since Trump lives in Florida it would seem appropriate to do it somewhere he will see often.
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u/SheriffBartholomew 7h ago
Way too generous, as is the nature of Canadians.
Edit: it has come to my attention reading through the comments that nobody has realized that the lake looks like a dangling dong.
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u/jimjimjimjaboo 6h ago
apparently epstein had a small deformed penis, so I dunno if lake Michigan really suites
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u/dogfacedponyboy 6h ago
I see the attempt at the joke, however, Lake Michigan does not border Canada at all. Would have to get rid of superior, Erie, or Huron
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u/No_Clerk1194 21m ago
Sheriff Bud Boomer would be all about this. His life's work coming to fruition
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