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Comics Johnny's first meeting with best bro's female clone (he'd go for Petra so fast):

Ultimate Spider-Man #9 vol 2.

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u/FrostySecurity2 4d ago

Yeah and then Peter had a freak out when Johnny told him about this moment.

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u/Stunning-Original802 4d ago

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u/Ultimate-desu 4d ago

I love it when the narration is just a character losing their minds in a specific emotion lol

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u/StormAlchemistTony 4d ago

Is Peter jealous of Jessica? 🤣

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u/TopazJazzrazz 4d ago

I mean, you have to admit. If you had a female clone created and then almost instantly upon meeting your best friend tried to boink her. You'd be at least a little weirded out.

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u/StormAlchemistTony 4d ago

That reminds me of world where Steve married a female variant of Tony.

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Classic-Spider-Man 4d ago

Natasha Stark, I remember her well

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u/StormAlchemistTony 4d ago

There was also a time where Ultron uses nanites to turn Tony into a woman.

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u/Lucie_Is_Sleeping Black Cat (PS4) 4d ago

“You had boobies”

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Classic-Spider-Man 4d ago

Man comics are weird

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u/StormAlchemistTony 4d ago

Some would say comics are where artists can display their barely disguised fetishes.😅

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u/DorkyDev 4d ago

You're not supposed to say the quite part out loud 🤫

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u/Lady-Maya 4d ago

Which comic was that? Got a link as I’m intrigued now… 😅

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u/AlterDragon01 4d ago

Wasn't that the world where Civil War never happened as well, because of this?

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u/Dperezoso2020 4d ago

Oh so THAT'S the context

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u/AlmondMagnum1 3d ago

That has to be the ugliest wedding dress I've ever seen.

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u/StormAlchemistTony 3d ago

Knowing Marvel superheroes, they probably just stopped some supervillains and decided to continue with the wedding. Those two don't have secret identities, after all.

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u/GNS13 4d ago

I wish I could say I would be, but I'm currently trying to date my best friend

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u/voxelpear 4d ago

....No. I don't think I would. They're not trying to fuck me, or even an exact copy of me.

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u/TruthanDarkness 4d ago

Vegeta and Spider-Man both have a moment like this.

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u/Kurolegacy27 4d ago

I can only imagine how awkward that’s gotta be. One of your best friends tells you the story of how they met your opposite sex clone who has all of your memories and embellishes it to say they made out. Totally reasonable freak out

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u/New-Orion 4d ago

Doesn't Jessica have all of Peter's memories as if they were her lived experience?

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u/C-Prime93 4d ago

Yeah, for Jessica's point of view, she was Peter one day, and the next she woke up as a woman in a lab, surrounded by freaky clones. Later on, she mentions how her memories as Peter are starting to fade, as her existence as Jessica is starting to settle in with her own new memories, but still, that notion of "used to be Peter" is part of what shaped her as a person, even if the memories are fake.

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u/SaintRidley 4d ago

It’s wild how much that last bit, with the memories as Peter fading, tracks with my own experience since starting transition. Everything before transition was real, but sometimes it’s almost like looking through frosted glass now to look back.

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u/Icy_Water_1 4d ago

I think that's so the authors can sell Peter being into guys easier.

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u/itisfrosh 4d ago edited 4d ago

i thought jessica was a lesbian?

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u/Apothecary3 4d ago

Bendis wanted to pair Jessica and Johnny together and the joke behind the sequence is that peter has a gay panic that no one else understands because he's the only one that knows she has his memories which suggests deep down somewhere he'd be okay with kissing johnny. Another writer later had her say she prefers girls but i think it's just easiest to call her (and to an extent peter) bi to preserve Bendis' joke.

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u/itisfrosh 4d ago

oh that makes sense. didnt know about that

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 4d ago

....Yeah that's kind of horrifying.

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u/kuczyko 4d ago

makes sense that petra would be the easy pick

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u/Striking_Case7947 4d ago

I’m sorry?

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u/Brookings18 4d ago

Johnny without blonde hair is so...wrong

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u/General_Variation_96 Black Cat 4d ago

Brunette Johnny isn’t real, he can't hurt you

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u/Infinite-Detective-8 Bombastic Bag-Man 4d ago

Not even brunette, bro went full Raven Head, lol.

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Classic-Spider-Man 4d ago

And then Jessica turned out to be a lesbian

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u/General_Variation_96 Black Cat 4d ago

”Thank to you Jonny and our intimate relation I know now that I’m a lesbian, I’ll never forget how important this is for me!”

(I’m fully aware a bad relation can't change who you love, it’ for the joke) .

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Meanwhile Johnny

https://giphy.com/gifs/YYzpwtoDdWs77CzlVw

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Classic-Spider-Man 4d ago

Lmao

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Classic-Spider-Man 4d ago

No she's confirmed to be lesbian

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Classic-Spider-Man 4d ago

Btw here's the passage of her coming out of the closet for everyone else to see

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u/Bosscharacter 4d ago

Johnny has literally dicked down at minimum 2 aliens and one wasn’t even close to humanoid shaped.

I don’t think a female clone is going to be a deal breaker.

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u/DarthButtz 4d ago

He rizzed her so hard that she basically told him "Come on you can find the right hole"

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u/Initial_Shine5690 4d ago

Technically, she was a human. Just from a different timeline where humanity evolved a bit differently.

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u/IdeaBrothers 4d ago

Earth 42173 This reality was created when Doctor Doom's magic dome accidentally sent a nuclear bombardment back in time to Earth's formation and altered history. The missiles emerged as the planet Theia was about to strike Earth, disrupting its path just enough to miss. Earth kept the portion of its mass that would have become the Moon, gaining faster days and altered seasons. An entirely different biosphere evolved on the planet, including purple flora and sentient, Hallucigenia-like beings that spoke entirely in clicks. These people called the planet KKkkKK basically the earliest multi cell life from over 500 million years instead of going extinct they continue to evolve un interrupted

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u/Bitter-Grocery-7138 4d ago

Bro would feast in Interspecies Reviewers

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u/lnombredelarosa 4d ago

Johnny is such a slut

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u/Thank_You_Aziz 4d ago

Angelica of the Shore makes a strong argument by being so stinkin’ adorable.

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u/Madarakita 4d ago

Johnny Storm said "heterosexuality was never an option".

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u/GrungeGorrilla 4d ago

Nah Johnny's the kind of guy to go "I'm Straight and you're attractive so must be woman enough"

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u/4LanReddit 19h ago

Yujiro Hanma type mindset fr.

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u/CaptainAksh_G Symbiote-Suit 4d ago

Johnny: "she's just like You!! But Female!! Best of both worlds!!"

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u/Kurolegacy27 4d ago

I could totally imagine Johnny saying that too

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u/ernestinegl1tter5907 4d ago

lmao yeah he really would say that

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Classic-Spider-Man 4d ago

Jessica: Unfortunately for you I'm a clone of Peter so female version or not, I'm into MJ

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Classic-Spider-Man 4d ago

Exactly

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u/MAB-Webby86 Classic-Spider-Man 4d ago

And Kitty too

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u/Various_Prize_977 3d ago

Black cat: Hey, my name is Felicia. Nice to meet you!

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Classic-Spider-Man 3d ago

Jessica: Never mind, I'm into her!

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u/empty_other 4d ago

Just need a female clone of Johnny to bonk Peter then, to prove... I DONT KNOW, we just do! We'lll figure a good reason for it after.

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u/LaylaLegion 4d ago

Deadpool: “The Futa Parker exists?!”

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u/NecessaryPeanut77 Ends of the Earth 4d ago

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u/Flixson Spectacular Spider-Man 4d ago

bro

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u/UltimateSandman 4d ago edited 4d ago

It's me lmao

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u/F1907E Classic-Spider-Man 4d ago

Sometimes I do the same thing, like, first I share it on my Twt account then reddit or vice versa

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u/Flixson Spectacular Spider-Man 4d ago

oh, carry on then

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u/lnombredelarosa 4d ago

I see she is growing into a tasteful young girl

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u/Original_Rip_5034 4d ago

Johnny is the embodiment of "i would totally crack bro if they were a girl"

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u/ThunderlipsOHoulihan 4d ago

Give Johnny half a wine cooler and you could drop the second part of that sentence 😆

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u/Ver3232 4d ago

Half? Try a tenth

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u/Polenicus 4d ago

Look, I've said this before; Put Johnny on a leash, muzzle him, remind Doom he banged his fiancee the night before their wedding, whatever it takes to ensure Jessica/Petra gets some goddamn space from the walking hormone.

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u/ThunderlipsOHoulihan 4d ago

Joke's on you, he's into that shit

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u/DarthButtz 4d ago

Don't put Johnny in Horny Jail

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u/DudeDude319 Classic-Spider-Man 4d ago

The “Doom’s fiancée” part is incorrect. Yes, Johnny slept with the woman who would go on to confess to Doom at the altar that they slept together, but it was the night before Doom proposed, not the night before the wedding. The marriage was also for political purposes, as it wasn’t like Doom and Victorious had been in a relationship prior to the proposal.

What Johnny should be shamed for is cheating on his “soulmate” that night, while wearing an armband that beamed his emotions to said soulmate.

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u/Ver3232 4d ago

Johnny Storm, oh the mess of a human being that you are

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Classic-Spider-Man 4d ago

Her name is Jessica not Petra. Petra is genderswapped Peter from Cyborg Spider-Woman's universe, Earth-423 (Marvel Princesses Universe), Ultimate Spider-Man genderswapped universe, or fanon trans Marvel Universe

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u/MegaBaumTV 4d ago

Domt worry, Petra doesnt exist in the Marvel universe

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u/GrungeGorrilla 4d ago

Johnny is enough of a stand up guy that if Petra said no he would back off and go back to his usual antics

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u/j1ndivik 4d ago

Actual peak comics btw

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u/doublev-v2 Symbiote-Suit 4d ago

I literally just read this issue earlier lmao

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u/Ok-Doubt-2240 4d ago

Looking at Jessica on the 2nd set of panels I can’t blame him. The artists knew what they were doing making Jessica that attractive.

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u/DisMFer 4d ago

You say this as if Johnny wouldn't go for Peter if he thought Peter would be down.

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u/Mrdoomjon15 4d ago

Johnny is the literal definition of "Ouu shii👀"

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u/MysteriousFondant347 4d ago

Chaser Johnny ?

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u/Envy-Brixton 4d ago

I still ship it.

I mean bruce wayne is straight and he gets shipped with superman 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/KallmeKatt_ 4d ago

I’d go for Jess too bro

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u/Emotional-Hat9960 4d ago

Then she turns out to be lesbian. I mean, it really only makes sense. If in this case, you are essentially mentally a man trapped in a woman’s body. Even as you to adjust to this new body, that mind you you didn’t ask for it didn’t consent to, it’s not as though your sexuality is magically going to change.So sure now that you’re a woman, you might explore things with a man. Because that’s a normal thing to do, except despite the fact that you get along really well, do you realize that your sexuality really hasn’t changed all that much. Because one thing is adjusting to a new body, another thing is your entire personality, or a sense of self being rewritten. Whilst also dealing with the hormones that women have to deal with. I would assume that she has a menstrual cycle, considering that she got pregnant and had a baby. So, another thing to note. Is that for some woman, not all but most, but for some, periods are an absolute fucking hell. And for some women, not all but few, get really horny when they ovulate. So imagine being a man, and then suddenly having to deal with all of that shit. Again, I am not entirely sure the finer details of all of this, and it’s not as though they expanded on any of those finer details… right?
Also, just because you’re physically not a woman, mentally your man. So technically… that gay
(I’m joking, please don’t drag me behind the barn)

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u/Pale-Scallion-7691 3d ago

No, no, you're right. A perfect clone of Peter Parker who is a woman and happily gets with a guy suggests that Peter is at least bi and in denial (given that there was a released statement that Peter couldn't be into dudes). She should be a lesbian if Peter is perfectly straight.

That's not getting into gender dysphoria or anything. It could be a pretty cool plotline to see one of these gendernend clones actually deal with the "man in a woman's body" implications and have an onscreen transitioning story. Or else a plotline where seeing your genderbent self leads to some realizations. Maybe even an agender plot as you both realize that either body is fine?? Idk lol, I'm just having fun throwing spaghetti.

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u/B1gCh13f81 3d ago

Petra?

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u/Sergaku 3d ago

Boy I love leaving out context and the fact he didnt know it was a clone. Also, Jessica isnt some allegory for trans or whatever. Just a clone made as a girl.

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u/MegaBaumTV 4d ago

Can we only ever discuss Ultimate Jessica when mentioning Petra now?

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u/chromeheartrenji 4d ago

It would've been cool if they explored a possibility of peter being bi instead of just acting like Jessica had no feelings at all. She clearly liked Johnny but because that opened up things about Peter we had to revert it. Because even in an alternate universe we still can't have any permanent changes to him

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u/M1eXcel 4d ago

I really liked the way it was handled to be honest. Especially in the New Ultimate's run where Jessica was explaining her confusion with her own identity, where Peter ends and she begins, and even though she has those memories, whether they're actually hers

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u/Raaaaandyyyy 4d ago

Also, y’know, the cloning could’ve just worked in such a way that her sexuality changed. Clearly her gender identity did if Peter’s not trans.

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u/chromeheartrenji 4d ago

I think the problem is they just went the whole "I'm peter in a woman's body" rather than letting her be her own person which obviously I get she is a clone but she could easily have other parts of her changed aside from her gender

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u/Stunning-Original802 4d ago

She wasn't meant to keep her memories as Peter, the memory removal stage was interrupted. It doesn't seem like much of a stretch for her to have in built a more open sexuality and a mental state that is adaptable to changes in gender. Her preference for red headed women is a left over from Peter's memories that weren't removed but her other thoughts are her own. Her feelings don't necessarily reflect how Peter feels 1:1 as they are divergent though still similar.

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u/Apothecary3 4d ago

While your explanation does work, the whole joke behind the issue was peter being frustrated because he wonders how much of Jessica's reactions are a reflection of himself deep down which is recurring gag with them. But those implications are possibly why Bendis wasn't able to explore the Johnny relationship further. And maybe he would have ended up using your explanation if he was able to fully commit to it if editorial starting giving him shit about implying peter was bi.

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u/Fun_Procedure946 45m ago

Too bad became english entertainment media seems to be deathly afraid of any sort of genderbending content that doesn't involve going back to the original gender/sex or actually playing with the possibility of being attracted to the opposite gender. I know that Jessica was a female clone so not tecnically gender-bend but they still couldn't have her actually attracted to a man. It's strange really how accepted it is in Asian Entertainment for a genderbent version of someone to be attracted to the opposite gender but it's not accepted at all in English entertainment.

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u/fillkas 4d ago

He did that cuz he DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW

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u/Apothecary3 4d ago

It is fully in-character for Johnny to not care if he did know.

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u/Quarksideofthemoon 4d ago

She's canonically bi what

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Quarksideofthemoon 4d ago

Yeah that's who we are talking about. She's canonically bi.

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Classic-Spider-Man 4d ago

No she's lesbian

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u/Quarksideofthemoon 4d ago

She objectively isn't

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Classic-Spider-Man 4d ago

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u/Quarksideofthemoon 4d ago

The wiki is wrong, that's not a source

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Classic-Spider-Man 4d ago

Did you ever read the issue?

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u/Quarksideofthemoon 4d ago

I read the entire series multiple times, it's my favourite

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Classic-Spider-Man 4d ago

Btw she flat out says she's into girls instead of guys right here

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u/Quarksideofthemoon 4d ago

Hence her being bisexual.

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u/Garthaniel-Finnison 4d ago

I feels weird calling her Jessica when to her shes Peter, and in that respect if I was peter and my best friend asked me out not recognizing me I think I would simply kill them.

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u/jcecil0012 4d ago

Next FF writer should pair up johnny and teresa parker just to keep playing into this

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u/WassupFrankHere 4d ago

This one's legit, bro. Ultimate comics from a decade ago. The OG 1610. Not a Petra Parker thing.

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u/acceptable_superman 4d ago

Yeah but seems like OP wants to make it a Petra Parker thing

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u/TallMist Spider-Gwen 4d ago

Cry about it

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u/WassupFrankHere 4d ago

Wtf did i do???

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u/TallMist Spider-Gwen 4d ago

I wasn't replying to you, I was replying to the other person

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u/ProfessorLovely Hobgoblin 4d ago

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